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addlepated
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Joined: 17 Aug 2003
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Location: Austin, Texas

Knock knock jokes

My 5 year old's repertoire is a little thin. "Orange you glad I didn't say banana" is getting a little old.

What's your favorite knock knock joke?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:21 am
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Gupfee
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Joined: 22 Sep 2002
Posts: 817
Location: Massachusetts

My daughter got a lot of mileage out of this one:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interrup--

MOO!!!!!!!!!!

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RobMagus
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Joined: 17 Jul 2004
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cowefficent of friction.

Interrupting c-

MUUUU
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rowan
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Geek.
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MageSteff
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Here is a list of 180+ knock knock jokes

http://www.ahajokes.com/knock_knock_jokes.html

and another
http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/
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Dno
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Joined: 27 Jun 2005
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

I need up

I need up who?

Well you'd better go to the toilet then!!


(Ha, Ha you english and your crazy toilet humour fixation!!)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:01 pm
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