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[UPDATE] Sentinel - Oct 13 - Beetle, Earth Column
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cassandra
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[UPDATE] Sentinel - Oct 13 - Beetle, Earth Column

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Student Discovers
New Beetle Species
By LUCAS VOORHIES

Amateur entomologist Ricardo Curlaway, 19, was honoured by the Academy Wednesday evening for his discovery of a new species of beetle inhabiting central Perplex City. This is the first confirmed discovery of a new species since Lola Bancroft documented the existence of spotted tide-pool clams in the Newguard area in 151. It is not known whether this species is recently evolved or if it has existed undiscovered for many years.

Curlaway had been gathering data on the population of toad beetles living in Azad Park. He was surprised to realise that the species they have under the microscope was not the yellow-horned toad-beetle but in fact has distinctly green horns. "Boy was I surprised," Curlaway said. "My classmates thought I was silly, spending all my time looking at beetles, but I just find them really fascinating -- in many ways they're more interesting than people."

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Curlaway's discovery was at first discounted by the Academy's biological sciences department but, by dint of persistence, he was eventually granted partial access to their genetic databanks, giving him sufficient information to confirm that the species was, indeed, utterly new and unknown.

"That kid just kept calling and calling. He wouldn't leave us alone," commented Ryan Jaipur, adjunct senior fellow in the department of natural sciences. "Eventually we decided it'd just be simpler to give him the access he wanted than to keep fielding his calls. More fool us -- he's made an amazing discovery here."

For Curlaway's next project, he's researching the biology of newts in the Catbite region -- and he's hoping for yet more discoveries. "Our knowledge of the natural history of our own region hasn't really advanced in the past 100 years," he commented, "I aim to change all that."


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View From Earth:
War of Ideas
By MOKEY FRAGGLE

Mokey FragglePerplex City and Earth share a common plague. It has penetrated both worlds like an enormous rat sniffing out the weak.

I write about ideas.

The Perplex City Sentinel has made the grave error of welcoming this rat, publishing dangerous ideas in every edition. From Earth, we watch with wonder at your careless treatment of treacherous topics.

Take a closer look at Ryan Cahill. He claims to be an anti-drug Perplexian, and yet in his non-competitive time, he explains substances to children. If Cahill cared about the consequences of illegal drug use, he would treat the discussion as taboo. The less your children hear of drugs, the less inclined they'll be to take them.

Your newspaper promotes these ideas by publishing Cahill's story. A true anti-drug activist would turn his back on users and hide the truth from his children.

On Earth, the Idea Plague has also found its place. Consider the debate over sexual education in schools. The misguided declare that instructors must teach our children the details of intimacy. Now, individuals with more foresight must remove their children from such classes, preferring no education to inappropriate education.

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Sexually transmitted diseases, teenage mothers, and unwanted children are on the rise in several Earth countries. Someone has to shield our youngsters from these things.

I've been shocked by the Perplex City Sentinel's glorification of the Receda Cube theft. Whether it's a lengthy article on the investigation, interviews with members of the community, or even unrelated stories described in terms of whether they occurred prior to or following the crime, the newspaper has gone out of its way to promote deviant behaviour.

The idea of finding fame from foul behaviour has penetrated your world. How can a city in love with logic allow itself to obsess over a crime to the point of lauding it?

As with all evils, the best approach is no approach. The more a failing is discussed, the more commonplace it seems. Consider -- if no crime is reported, then no crime was committed.

Perplexians have not given in to all ideas, though. Your recent reaction to the Academy Museum and Anja Marlowe shows that there is hope. It takes a strong mind to avoid thought when it is provoked, but the war exhibit protesters have done admirably.

We have Anja Marlowes here on Earth, and they have led to more suffering. Through our pain, we see the Marlowes for that they really are: war promoters. They claim to seek the truth. But their version of truth is photos of dead troops being shipped home, stories of chaos and murder, and rallies in the streets with signs that read "No Blood For Oil."

Those victims of the Idea Plague create more victims of war, crime, disease, and drug addiction. They promote the very things they claim to be against. Thankfully, in Perplex City, ideas have not penetrated the most destructive issue of war.

As they are on Earth, laws should be written to protect your security and prevent further thinking.

But you mustn't stop at Marlowe or Cahill or the Perplex City Sentinel. There is only one way to ensure crime doesn't continue, and that is to ignore it.

Good luck, and remember these important words from an Earth man who knew the danger of free thought:

"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?" -- Joseph Stalin, 1879-1953


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Levenay Signs Carrick

Up-and-coming designer Ursa Hayden, who has made waves with her interpretations of Earth fashion trends mixed with the traditional textures and silhouettes of Perplex City, has signed on with Isabella Levenay to produce an all-new line of formalwear. "It's so thrilling to suddenly have all of these resources at my disposal," Hayden said in interviews. "This is a dream come true."


(Carrick?)

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Council to Mull Viard

The City Council has given in to pleas by concerned citizens and will examine the ethicality of technology used in The Silver City, a Viard album from Hesh Records due to be released in mere weeks. Rumours indicate that the music is designed for use during periods of heavy mental activity, such as puzzle-solving, but some are worried that the technology is unproven and may have harmful side effects.


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LETTERS

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EARTH ADVICE

I'm writing to urge you to discontinue your 'View from Earth' column permanently. In the hue and cry rising from the Museum's insensitive decision to display war artefacts, I've found the Earthers' relentless egging of them on to be tactless at best and willfully seditious at worst. If we must work with these awful people to recover the Receda Cube, so be it, but let us not blindly let their influence seep into the very pores of our culture. The time is over for us to be treated as simpletons who don't understand our culture by a populace who continues to wage war to this very day.
Julia Roberto

I realise that the 'View from Earth' column must sell a lot of papers. It's certainly controversial, and Earthiness is something of a fad right now. Surely, though, it is time to step up to your rightful place as responsible shepherds of the public discourse. As such, I think it would be best for our people if you cease to carry the inflammatory 'View from Earth' column, for the good of our world.
Paolo Reade
TECH ETHICS

Words fail me when I try to express how horrified I am that Hesh Records would release The Silver City on an unsuspecting populace. I had thought we lived in an enlightened age, in which everyone took care to examine closely their own actions to prevent undesriable consequences. It would appear this is not the case. I hope all the city joins me in telling the City Council to ban Viard's album as untested and dangerous.
Clark Wooster


Ha! Fraggle, I'm entirely entertained by your article, especially in conjunction with the irate letters. Do you suppose they'll end the column?

There are a couple more typos and errors, but I've stopped sending those in since the Sentinel never seems to read them Wink

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I find it difficult that they end the "View from Earth" column. After all, it "must sell a lot of papers; it's certainly controversial, and Earthiness is something of a fad right now", according to the letter from TECH ETHICS. Wink

Even though I find Perplexians as peace lovers (and personally I like that), I can't concieve that they think that just because you don't think about certain things, they don't happen. Shocked

Mokey Fraggle, excellent article, that should teach them a lesson or two. Laughing

I think we have found that Perplexians are not as logical and reasonable as they think they are!!! Twisted Evil

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Hey! Is mokey wearing a tin-cann pop-top in that pic? How fFraggley!
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Nice article Fraggle Smile
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monkey fraggles a gal? Hmm... you learn something new every day...

I can write irate letters too, they shall perish under the wrath of my withering synicism and sardonic wit, I'm off to write some 'if you dont like whats in the paper, no ones forcing you to read it' style letters posibly under multiple pseudonyms for greater effect Smile
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I'll email one for you if you want, Just to throw 'em off! Come on guys, Let's subvert Perplex City! Mr. Green
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Thread split, off-topic discussion moved here.


So how about that Silver City?

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but some are worried that the technology is unproven and may have harmful side effects.


yeah -- what kind of techno are the using?
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Re: [UPDATE] Sentinel - Oct 13 - Beetle, Earth Column

cassandra wrote:


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Levenay Signs Carrick

Up-and-coming designer Ursa Hayden, who has made waves with her interpretations of Earth fashion trends mixed with the traditional textures and silhouettes of Perplex City, has signed on with Isabella Levenay to produce an all-new line of formalwear. "It's so thrilling to suddenly have all of these resources at my disposal," Hayden said in interviews. "This is a dream come true."


(Carrick?)



i notice they've changed the headline now, it says levanay signs hayden.

rach =) (hoping she hasnt been trouted in some mysterious other thread where it wouldnt make as much sense ;) )

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