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RobMagus
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Joined: 17 Jul 2004
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Location: Vancouver, BC

iGod.

It's ALICE in God form. My conversation:

Quote:

Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Neitsche. I've come to make sure that you're dead.
God:
Hi there Neitsche. Where are you going?
Me:
Hell, I'd expect. I appear to have been wrong.
God:
I call it "Hades". What would make you expect? That's good information: Neitsche said appear to have been wrong.
Me:
Although it gives me pleasure to see that you are less eloquent than an idiot child.
God:
Oh. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Don't you dare argue semantics with me!
God:
What's my reason to dare argue semantics with you?
Me:
Bah! I've always hated you.
God:
Hmm. That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
You're a bastard, God! And even if you aren't really dead, you might as well be.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bastard God? Maybe. And if I AM really dead me might as well be.
Me:
Maybe I'm already in hell...
God:
Perhaps. Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
I suppose I'm going to have to spend it talking with you.
God:
Since when? It takes much more than that to shut me down, Neitsche.
Me:
Really? What does it take to shut you down?
God:
For real. " For real."? What does it take to shut you down?
Me:
I must WIN if I am to be quiet!
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I would be trapped in this blank white hell with you for the rest of my death.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
That's not my area of interest, and you know it!
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is your area of interest and me know it ?
Me:
*sigh* Eternity with Him. Heaven surely is Hell.

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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:57 pm

Tarq
Boot

Joined: 12 Sep 2005
Posts: 23
Location: Australia

Heh, nice convo. Who'd have thought God was such a tosser? Maybe humanity was meant to remain

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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:02 am

LadyLovelylocks
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Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 187
Location: Sweden

"Nietsche"? Did you mean "Nietzsche"?

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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:04 am

BelfastUR482
Kilroy

Joined: 19 Nov 2005
Posts: 2

BAH!

Mm, sounds like a conversation with SmarterChild. Shocked

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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:52 pm

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