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Axys Denyed
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Phaedra wrote:
Geez, people, vulva puppets are SO four months ago. We need to come up with something new, already.

Like creative tampons.


/me bows down before Phaedra as goddess of thread-jacking
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:05 pm
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THX8612
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 		email update


I need you to contact an old friend of mine, he is called Rod Gomez...he has a website...
www.freewebs.com/rodgomez
contact him and tell him about my situation...he will know what Webbing is trying to get from me...he can assist you in stopping Webbing...he will help you!
Do it before it is too late!
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Phaedra
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krystyn wrote:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


and I just can't even get into how you really haven't strayed far from vulva puppets if you give us creative tampons ...


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


OMG Krystyn, clearly you need to embrace your inner pre-teen!!!

Okay, wait, as a pre-teen I would have been absolutely mortified that they even existed.

But yes, that was more or less the reaction I was hoping for. Twisted Evil

And for the record, 'twas not I that first linked to the vulva puppets.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:06 pm
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rose
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 		To keep the forums updated with chat - we are just waiting for an email response from Rod. So we can knowed what we should do

got one -

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Yes I know Max...how do you know about the new identity?!? Where has Mike
taken him?? oh bloody hell...he might kill him!


and another

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yes, yes Webbing will be after the artifacts...it all makes sense! Webbing
is a very dangerous man there is no telling what he might do to Max! We need
to locate the artifacts in their current locations...before Mike does!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:22 pm
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Cortana
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THX8612 wrote:
email update


I need you to contact an old friend of mine, he is called Rod Gomez...he has a website...
www.freewebs.com/rodgomez
contact him and tell him about my situation...he will know what Webbing is trying to get from me...he can assist you in stopping Webbing...he will help you!
Do it before it is too late!


So I emailed Rod Gomez:

My dearest Rod,

Though it has been many years since we spent that wonderful night in Buenos Aires, I came across your website quite on accident today. How surprised I was to see that you had forgotten all about that artifact you delivered to me under cover of night. Please write to tell me of your latest adventures.

My best,

Tom Bridge

Rod wrote:

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HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ARTIFACTS ????

IF THIS IS MAX...WHICH I BLOODY WELL HOPE IT IS...SAY SO!
IF THIS IS NOT MAX TELL ME WHO THE HELL YOU ARE, AND STOP TAKING THE PISS!!!
IT DOES NOT DO TO MESS WITH THE LIVES OF STRANGERS!


So I responded:

You told me about the artifacts at dinner that night. You were very drunk, I must say, but that explains why I was able to take you back to my place so easily. Never mind that you mention those artifacts on your website. But yes, I know about your little artifacts...and about your little something else. Together, we learned that buttercream is not a good lubricant.

This is not Max, this is Tom, we met in a churrascaria in Buenos Aires when you were delivering artifacts to the Falkland Islands. Do you not remember our night together?

Tom

Rod didn't remember so well:

Quote:
YOU LIE!!!


But I had to tell him how it was:

How could you do this to me, Rod? After all those sweet things you said to me? Did our evening on the beach mean nothing to you? I know all about your secret affair with Max, too. Did you tell him about the herpes?

Don't they ever learn?

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krystyn
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 		I think the exclamation points are exquisite
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Cortana
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krystyn wrote:
I think the exclamation points are exquisite


The mark of a good writer, for sure.

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Juxta
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 		I added Rod to my MSN...and swiftly was in full discourse with him - Cortana, he didn't mention the herpes, and whilst we had many burning questions, I didn't really like to bring it up.

Quote:
[20:33] Rod Gomez: hello
[20:34] Rod Gomez: i believe that Max is in grave danger
[20:34] Jamie: Indeed? Do you know of his location?
[20:34] Rod Gomez: last time I spoke to him he was in England
[20:35] Rod Gomez: Webbing is after the artifacts...they are spread around the globe...but when combined they are very powerful
[20:35] Rod Gomez: that was my job for the government!
[20:35] Jamie: These would be the artifacts which you delivered?
[20:35] Rod Gomez: i was paid to distribute them
[20:36] Jamie: Where were these artifacts taken/
[20:36] Jamie: ...and to whom?
[20:37] Rod Gomez: they were entrusted with local collectors and traders
[20:37] Rod Gomez: so to make sure that they would never be in the same place together ever again
[20:37] Jamie: Local artifacts for local people?
[20:37] Jamie: By what name are these artifacts known?
[20:37] Rod Gomez: dont play the league of gentlemen bs with me young man
[20:38] Rod Gomez: they are ancient artifacts with special properties
[20:38] Rod Gomez: ...even I was not told specifically what they do...but from putting bits of info together I think i have quite a good idea
[20:39] Jamie: Properties? Do they heal the sick? Act as a ginormous weapon? Properties in Spain on the Costa del Sol?
[20:39] Rod Gomez: dont be such a wise guy
[20:40] Rod Gomez: i believe that when combined they have terrible magical force
[20:40] Rod Gomez: ...destructive magical force!
[20:40] Jamie: Destructive magical force eh? Crumbs. So, how is Max entangled in all of this?
[20:41] Rod Gomez: he worked in the same department as me
[20:41] Jamie: If you were the delivery boy, and Webbing wants the artifacts...what was his role?
[20:41] Rod Gomez: we are 2 of the 5 people who know where they were taken
[20:41] Rod Gomez: two of those five are now dead
[20:41] Jamie: I see....and can you impart who the remaining three are?
[20:41] Rod Gomez: ...they died in mysterious "accidents"
[20:42] Jamie: I presume not from natural causes
[20:42] Rod Gomez: myself, Max and Webbing
[20:42] Rod Gomez: max used to be called Terry...but that is irrelevant
[20:43] Jamie: Well, where might we find Terry, or Webbing, or whatever he's calling himself now?
[20:43] Rod Gomez: he changed his identity earlier this month because he thought he was the next to be bumped off
[20:44] Rod Gomez: he is england but that is all i know
[20:44] Rod Gomez: i must catch a plane to norway immediately
[20:44] Rod Gomez: thankyou for your help and goodbye!
[20:44] Rod Gomez: tell the others what i have told you
[20:45] Jamie: I will, good luck in Norway
[20:45] Rod Gomez: thankyou
[20:45] Rod Gomez: bye
[20:45] *** "Rod Gomez" signed off at Mon Nov 28 20:45:44 2005.


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 		Favorite Line So Far:

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Jamie: Destructive magical force eh? Crumbs.


The sarcasm just drips, honey-like, off of that last "Crumbs" ...
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rose
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 		another email
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There is a chance Mike knows the locations already...but I do not think thatMax will have given into him that early...Webbing will be trying to extract that informaion from him as we speak! You must help me track down the artifacts!

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Pixiestix
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 		Whoa whoa whoa... CLEARLY we just need to wait until everything clams down.

{i just love ARGs with typos, especially when the PMs read the forum rules so fully}
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 		OMG I FIGURED IT OUT!!!

The artifacts made MIKE grow WEBBING between his TOES (and gills), allowing him to find the Sekrit Sunken City Of Atlantis.

Bow before me, ye multitudes. Mr. Green
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ScarpeGrosse wrote:
Favorite Line So Far:

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Jamie: Destructive magical force eh? Crumbs.


The sarcasm just drips, honey-like, off of that last "Crumbs" ...


ditto...loved it

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Juxta
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Quote:
The artifacts made MIKE grow WEBBING between his TOES (and gills), allowing him to find the Sekrit Sunken City Of Atlantis.


Absolutely - hence the clams

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 		This actually reminds me a LOT of another game from the not-too-distant past.

We can only hope...
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