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Dasein · Guest

letters sent to "ask Wongmo"

**Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:21 pm

Alec999 · Guest

Dear Mr. Wongo:

I have been struggling with staying awake in the office lately. I have tried
many over the counter caffeine drugs but they don't seem to be working. I am
cranky and irritable and its seriously effecting my job. I've heard of coffee
enemas, but I'm unsure if the results would be worth the hassle. I mean does
one enema keep you awake all day? Or does it take several to really get you
going? I would really like to try them, but I'm a little unsure about safety
and comfort.

Please advise.

Anally anxious in Alabama.

**Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:28 pm

alec999 · Guest

Dear Mr. Wongo:

I was recently at one of my Asians friends house and they wanted me to try a
traditional dish from their homeland. I was a bit timid at first, but I
thought that I might be insulting my host if I didn't at least try the dish.
Needless to say, once I tried the dish I was delighted that I had made the
bold leap. I loved it. All my Asian friends smiled at one another speaking
in their own language and really enjoying the fact that I had been adventurous
to try something new. They served me up a plate of my very own and I sat
down for dinner. Once dinner was done with, and we were cleaning up the
kitchen, they informed me that I had eaten canine meat. The succulent
meat that had simply melted in my mouth a few minutes prior, had been a
dog once. Strangely I wasn't upset or revolted. I went home that night
and thought on that night's dinner. The next day, as I passed by my
neighborhood park, all the dogs on leashes looked very tender. I fight
the urge to grab one and run. Will this craving for fidos end, or
will I have to give in to these cravings and eat dog meat again.

Pet lover in Dog Bluff, SC

**Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:28 pm

ecwilder · Guest

The enlightened Buddha knows that one cannot be told the path of the Buddha, but one must walk it...

What makes you think you can tell us the path?

a concerned wayward traveler...

**Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:34 pm

ecwilder · Guest

btw, i didnts say 'dear mr. wongo,' but that was my email...

**Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:34 pm

Ehsan · Entrenched Joined: 09 May 2003 Posts: 992

Look here:

http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2682

It's a thread titled wongmo.org

Please use it to discuss anything related to wongmo.
Please do not create new threads needlessly because the forum becomes cluttered and redundant and then it becomes impossible to find any information. Thanks.

Locking.

**Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:22 pm