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[Mikeyj]

[CoolCats712]

EDIT: A disgusting, capitalist site that should not be visited, unless it is to be defaced and/or mocked. Is that better?

It won't get any bodies out the door, but it's stupid funny.
"PXCPD. What's your emergency?"
"Can you bring me my chapstick?"

I think coordination is definitely better than random chaos (if less humorous). If we've got a particular group to pin it on, someone who is more likely to plan and execute a city-wide series of attacks, it'll go a long way to gaining credibility. Maybe hundreds of reports of suspicious packages? If I were a terrorist group (which I'm not) that would seem like a good strategy to me - a few real devices and a ton of decoys to keep the police occupied. (God, I hope the Feds aren't monitoring this board.) If not the Anarchists, how about the Castille Army taking revenge for Viendenbourg? Claire has secretly been tinkering around with human cloning up there at Anjsbourg...

[sackofpotatoes]

[kraed]

[duckiemonster]

... now that's out of his system...

I like the 'suspicious packages' idea. I think it'll work and need enough man power to keep the patrols busy.

If we were to call in and say that there's one in pretty much every tube station, we'd have the police force spread out over the whole city and probably searching the tunnels too.

Phone in a bomb warning first with a voice scrambler, then have 'concerned citizens' calling in about bags on trains, platforms, seeing someone dropping things in bins etc. Perhaps threaten the RFD concert? Then they'll have to man the safe dispersal of that too.

/me fervently hopes that MI5 don't read UnFiction.

[CoolCats712]

[Gibbet]

[duckiemonster]

[toongoon]

On earth I would think that the best way to get the Police to call for an emergency plan is not only to imply that trouble is spreading but to also imply some sort of coordinated "attack" on the city as a whole.

My thought is to have some sort of common thread (or implication of a common thread) to many (or all) the reported occurances.

It may be worthwhile to use what we already know in the form of already reported "unrest". See PXC anarchists

Perhaps we can imply a (somewhat oxymoronic) coordinated attack by some combined anarchist group...

"They're destroying property in Euler's disc and painting a symbol that appears to be a green lighting bolt surrounded by a blue circle with white lines at the top and bottom"
....Perhaps a little too detailed for a random eyewitness but something like that may set up some red flags at the department if they think it is a spreading riot.[/url]

[modern_hero]

Maybe we should shift the blame to Malcolm and Spencer Kaplan, by claiming to be part of this group they claim to be a part of?

Or even better, a religious group?

[chimera245]

Anarchist Attacks

[modern_hero]

Tuesday, 6:30 PM with a window of one hour for us to cause as much havoc as possible.

I'll be feeling rather guilty if someone actually gets hurt tho...

Lol. who am I kidding?

[Skizz]

"PXCPD. What's your emergency?"
"Hello, yes, I'd like to report a dead parrot."
"Would that be a Norwegian Blue?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact, it is."
"Are you sure it's not resting?"
"No, it's dead! I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now."
"They're heavy sleepers you know."
"No, it's dead. It's nailed to the perch."
"Well, that's to stop them escaping. If it weren't nailed down, it would have nuzzled up to the bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!"
""VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! It's bleeding demised!"
"Could be pining."
"Pining?"
"Yeah, for the fjords."
"It's not pining! It's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If it hadn't been nailed to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
"..."
"..."
"I think you'd better get a replacement."
"At last!"
"Sorry, we're the PXCPD. We don't replace Norwegian Blues. If it had been a talking slug however...."

[Skizz]

Get Coat.
Wear Coat.
Leave.

[Crane]

"They're painting a symbol that looks like two squares joined at the corners!"