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logic_phyber
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 		[Hyp3r] Correspondence
This thread is not for conjecture, or anything other than emails/conversations, thought it might help us look for clues this way. I will try to quote everything we have in order, if I miss something, put it up here.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:07 pm
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logic_phyber
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 		First PM:
Quote:
Hello friend.

You have not missed your thunder.

Hunter's Keep

Your moment in the sun will come in the dead of the night.

Thank You for playing my game... You might be saving his life.


email:
Quote:
Just because someone else messaged me does not mean we cant be friends.



You do want to be friends right?



Read his blog.... my friends can be yours......

James Blond Email:
Quote:
My original e-mail:
James Blond wrote:
Who is trent? Who are the sleeping twins? And, most importantly, who are you?


The reply:
Keymaker wrote:
Telling you would be too easy.

Ask hyexistenz.

He wants his thunder, so I'm giving it to him.

LUX is the next

shoutcast=http://207.226.88.15:8300

Jason is listening.


Anybody up for some ShoutCasting?

email to Nos:
Quote:
Jason Spencer

Hunter's Keep

He uses blogger

to keep it neat.

Email to Nos:
Quote:
You check your email, but dont read them.

The answer is in your own name.

JamesBlond on Yar Radio with Jason:
Quote:
<James> Hello.
<James> Jason Spencer?
<Hunter> um hi.
<Hunter> are you a friend of Scyne
<Hunter> I'm him
<James> Nope. I've never met him.
<James> Heh. Well, nevermind.
<James> Nice to meet you.
<Hunter> then how do you know my name?
<Hunter> ...hello?
<James> I received a strange e-mail.
<Hunter> You TOO?!
<James> It pointed me to your radio station, and said "Jason is listening"
<Hunter> keymake?\
<Hunter> keymaker
<James> Yup. That's the person.
<James> Do you know him?
<Hunter> Finaly.... now I know i'm not crazy
<Hunter> he has been spamming me
<Hunter> I can sleep at night
<Hunter> he calls...... and keeps trying to get me to play some game.....
<James> What game?
<James> Does it have a name?
<Hunter> I dont know.... it's his game.....
<Hunter> i guess at least.....
<James> How long has this been going on?
<Hunter> since sunday.......
<Hunter> I clicked on the link he keeps spamming
<Hunter> hypernexus.com
<Hunter> that might help..... have you found out anything on him?
<Hunter> has he called you too?
<James> No, he hasn't.
<James> Thankfully. Razz
<James> I guess the next question I should ask is, do you know who Trent is?
<Hunter> ..... my partner
<Hunter> ... you there?
<James> Yup.
<James> Business Partner?
<Hunter> You can say that......
<James> May I ask what kind of business you're into?
<James> It might be related to this.
<Hunter> We are Nautical Archiologists
<Hunter> Scyne..... my friend works here and told me to listen in
<Hunter> it's good stuff
<Hunter> everything but his show
<Hunter> heh... techno
<James> Hah. See, the stuff that's on air right now isn't my kind of music. Razz
<Hunter> meh
<Hunter> it's ok
<Hunter> Trent is into death metal..... anything is better
<Hunter> 'cept techno
<James> Does Trent have an e-mail address we can contact him at?
<Hunter> ........ he would get mad if I give it out
<James> That's ok. How about you?
<James> If my friends and I find anything, we can keep you up to date.
<Hunter> your friends?
<Hunter> hello?
<Hunter> Who are your friends?
<James> Mmmm.
<James> I'm not the only person who has been contacted.
<Hunter> oh?
<James> There's a few of us.
<Hunter> Realy?
<James> Yup.
<James> And we'd like to help you get to the bottom of this thing.
<Hunter> and you arnt crazy porn people?
<James> When this Keymaker dude calls you, does a number show up on your caller ID?
<James> Haha. No. I promise you we aren't.
<Hunter> no.... id blocked
<James> Damn. These creepy stalker types always hide their numbers.
<Hunter> yeah....
<Hunter> historydiverSPLATgmail.com
<Hunter> do you have a blog?
<James> No.
<James> Oh. Yeah.
<James> Keymaker asked us to find your blog.
<Hunter> ...
<Hunter> jesus this guy is freeking me out.....
<James> The clue he gave was...
<James> Hang on.
<James> "Jason Spencer
<James> Hunter's Keep
<James> He uses blogger
<James> to keep it neat."
<James> ^That.
<Hunter> I dont know a bout the keep it neet thing but.....
<Hunter> http://hunterblog.awardspace.com/
<Hunter> Hell yeah
<Hunter> the Loathed
<Hunter> God she's hot
<James> She sounds nice, that's for sure. Razz
<James> So, you just made a blog, and already this guy finds it.
<Hunter> yeah.... creepy
<Hunter> like he's watchin' me
<James> On your blog, you mention some kind of papers.
<Hunter> oh the notes
<Hunter> they are talking about you in main chat
<James> Heh heh.
<James> I know.
<James> I'm lulling them into a false sense of security.
<James> Then when they least expect it, BAM!
<James> But, I should tell you...Hyexistenz is one of my friends.
<James> He'll be starting a chat with you any minute now.

Hyexistenz summary with Jason:
Quote:
but anyway...had a conversation with Hunter as well...basically the same conversation above, which is good because my computer was being a punk and wouldn't let me copy the convo.

ANYWAY he told me the papers were some Pirate's notes that he found on a dive. He's going to ask this guy to scan them and then perhaps he'll send it to me...

itwasntmeiswear's chat on yar radio with scyne:
Quote:
<CrustyBottom> Do you know someone who goes by the name "Hunter" in here?
<Captain_Scyne> Yeah....
<Captain_Scyne> Jason....
<CrustyBottom> What about a Trent?
<Captain_Scyne> No.... I know him by name only...
<CrustyBottom> through Jason?
<Captain_Scyne> yeah
<CrustyBottom> Someone has posted a web-site about knowing things that Trent will not tell us.
<CrustyBottom> Do you know anything about that?
<Captain_Scyne> Yeah.... I found out here.... he (KeyMaker) kept coming here and spamming it
<Captain_Scyne> I was going to get him banned but... He just stoped showing up......
<CrustyBottom> okay. So no problems that you heard about, between Jason/Trent/other person?
<CrustyBottom> I don't know how close you are to Jason, that's why I'm asking.
<Captain_Scyne> Nah... He did seem a little reserved today....
<CrustyBottom> didn't mention anything out of ordinary did he?
<Captain_Scyne> That he's not the only one beeing harassed by him
<Captain_Scyne> Keymaker
<CrustyBottom> Well, I have a feeling that Jason knows who the Keymaker person is.
<CrustyBottom> I just don't know how.
<Captain_Scyne> We went out for a walk a little while ago...
<Captain_Scyne> he just left
<CrustyBottom> You know his that well?
<Captain_Scyne> Yeah
<CrustyBottom> Was there a purpose for the walk?
<Captain_Scyne> Jason's a high scholl buddy
<Captain_Scyne> um... he likes to look at the art
<CrustyBottom> Any particular kind?
<Captain_Scyne> there is sooo much in downtown
<Captain_Scyne> sculptures
<CrustyBottom> Downtown where? I am unfamiliar with where you are all from.
<Captain_Scyne> Fort Myers, Fl
<Captain_Scyne> It's not that great
<CrustyBottom> okay. So that was the purpose for the walk? To look at art? Or did Jason have something on his mind?
<Captain_Scyne> he likes it, though
<Captain_Scyne> Funny thing is..... he did not talk much
<Captain_Scyne> just.... watched
<CrustyBottom> so he looked "distant"?
<Captain_Scyne> yeah
<Captain_Scyne> like he was thinking
<Captain_Scyne> It's odd
<Captain_Scyne> we had McD, and he just ate
<Captain_Scyne> "number 2 large..." paid and then just sat down...
<CrustyBottom> Heh, I forgot that they changed their sizes because of that movie.
<Captain_Scyne> heh yeah
<CrustyBottom> You didn't ask him what was wrong?
<CrustyBottom> Being close I would think that he would tell you something.
<Captain_Scyne> I tried.... just said "Nothin..."
<Captain_Scyne> I did not want to push him..... he's very...... well spacy to begin with....
<CrustyBottom> spacy?
<Captain_Scyne> spacey
<Captain_Scyne> k
<Captain_Scyne> later man
<CrustyBottom> c-ya.

Hyexistenz on a forwarded email
Quote:
Jason just forwarded an email to me that he got earlier from the keymaker:



You wont play my game....

You wont pick up my calls.....

Do you not like me?

All i want to do is help you....

Lets talk.... soon.... i can tell you what he wont...

i know you will... who else knows you better, friend?


attached to the email was a picture that the keymaker had taken of Jason...it looks like the same picture on Jason's blog.

Email to Jason:
Quote:
From : Jason Spencer <historydiver@gmail.com>
Reply-To : historydiverSPLATgmail.com
Sent : Saturday, March 4, 2006 9:47 PM
To : xxxxxSPLAThotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Fwd: Why wont you play my game?


Ok... um...... like as soon as I closed your message.... he called....

He sounds soo weird...... like some killer from a scary movie or something......

He also said only one thing..... "The answer is in the Picture".....

This guy is truely out of his mind.....

Anyway, I would like to meet you guys.....

Scyne sugessted that I start a Forum post so you can all team up or somethin'.... anyway here it is = http://www.mmoradio.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2359#post2359

Yeah...... Thanks...

Email from keymaker:
Quote:
From : keymaker <keymaker@hyp3rn3xus.com>
Reply-To : keymakerSPLAThyp3rn3xus.com
Sent : Sunday, March 5, 2006 12:56 PM
To : XXXXXXSPLAThotmail.com, XXXXXSPLATgmail.com, XXXXXSPLATaol.com
Subject : The answer is in the picture


xvi32 is the key

conversation with scyne and hyexistenz:
Quote:
hidekiscyne: I just got a call from keymaker..... dude.... it was weird......
hyexistenz: did you just call me a dude?
hidekiscyne: ..... I said it as in dude! not like you are a dude
hidekiscyne: ...... um heh......
hyexistenz: sorry.....it's a long story
hyexistenz: anyway...
hyexistenz: so what did he say?
hidekiscyne: ^_^ it's ok
hidekiscyne: "Just Check the Hex"
hyexistenz: what's the Hex?
hidekiscyne: Beats me........
hyexistenz: hmmmm
hyexistenz: how did he get your number i wonder
hyexistenz: is the first time he's called you?
hidekiscyne: Yeah
hidekiscyne: this is odd.... he sounded pissed.....
hidekiscyne: or mabie that's just how he talks
hyexistenz: what did he sound like?
hyexistenz: does he have a low deep voice or a high anxious voice?
hidekiscyne: well raspy...... and echos.......
hyexistenz: do you have caller ID?
hidekiscyne: .... oh yeah!!!!!
hidekiscyne: um......
hidekiscyne: Hot Damn!!! I got his number!!!!
hyexistenz: really?? wow! what is it?
hidekiscyne: 239-790-3112
hyexistenz: 239? is that a florida area code?
hidekiscyne: yeah..... ft myers local...... bastard lives in our area......
hyexistenz: hmmmm
hidekiscyne: or just wants us to think so
hyexistenz: hmmm
hyexistenz: i;m thinking about this HEx thing...sorry, my mind is racing a little
hidekiscyne: ....... odd voicemail message
hyexistenz: what do you know about computers?
hyexistenz: me, i know nothing
hidekiscyne: Well I'm the 2005 state champ for comp repair
hyexistenz: so tell me everything you know abou Hex codes
hidekiscyne: SkillsUSA, baby!
hidekiscyne: um.....
hidekiscyne: well hex is the simple computer language that every bit of info is coded into
hyexistenz: it has something to do with color?
hidekiscyne: it can.... if you use a hex editor you can see the code of a file
hyexistenz: hmmm....
hyexistenz: yeah, that's a little over my head
hyexistenz: anyway
hyexistenz: back to this phne number
hyexistenz: phones I understand
hyexistenz: i wonder if someone called the number and just asked who was on the other end
hidekiscyne: there are alot of Hex programs out there most of them free.... like um xvi32
hidekiscyne: hexedit
hidekiscyne: hexigon
hyexistenz: ooooooh
hyexistenz: xvi32
hyexistenz: you don't say
hidekiscyne: hua?
hidekiscyne: yeah what about it?
hyexistenz: the keymaker sent some emails with vxi32 is te key
hyexistenz: i thought it was destegging password
hidekiscyne: realy? well you can download it for fre here http://www.chmaas.handshake.de/delphi/freeware/xvi32/xvi32.htm
hyexistenz: does it work on a mac?
hidekiscyne: I think so
hidekiscyne: no
hidekiscyne: wait scratch that...32 duh
hyexistenz: yeah, i'm gonna have to get someone else to do it
hidekiscyne: yeah
hidekiscyne: That bastard calls me then kicks me off air AND out of irc
hidekiscyne: I want to take him down myself now
hyexistenz: how does that happen? is that normal when you're online and you get a phone call?
hidekiscyne: no... I have high speed
hidekiscyne: he's some kind of computer guy because he shut off my comp
hyexistenz: do you work some where?
hyexistenz: like a big office building?
hidekiscyne: some one else took the radio stream after that hapened
hidekiscyne: no
hyexistenz: public phones?
hyexistenz: do you know any near you?
hidekiscyne: um...... I'll find some
hyexistenz: when you do, maybe you should call....
hyexistenz: i mean, I'm sure we can get someone to do it
hyexistenz: someone who isn't really connected to florida or you two
hidekiscyne: yeah.... I called the number back..... i got his voice mail...... I still hung up after hearing his voice though
hyexistenz: you didn't even hear the complete message?
hidekiscyne: no.....
hyexistenz: it wasn'tsomething like
hyexistenz: yo
hyexistenz: you've reached Mr. bartholemewl
hidekiscyne: no it was very ..... creapy......
hyexistenz: dog groomer by day.....crazy nut by night
hyexistenz: what do you remember hearing? befor eyou hung up?
hidekiscyne: Hello, Keymaker speaking, If you.....
hidekiscyne: then I hung up
hyexistenz: weird
hyexistenz: who has a voice mail like that
hyexistenz: hmmm
hyexistenz: well, i'm sure his phone number will get called in the next few days
hidekiscyne: yeah.... I dont want to call again
hidekiscyne: .....I want him taken out but..... jesus..... that was spookey
hyexistenz: taken out? like bumped off?
hidekiscyne: like taken to the nut farm
hidekiscyne: and feed pills and applesauce
hyexistenz: ha,...well.....i'm not sure any of us can get that accomplished
hyexistenz: but we can always try
hidekiscyne: I dont want to call him again.... but if you ever need any help with tech stuff, find me in IRC
hyexistenz: ok
hyexistenz: hey
hyexistenz: do you know anything called the sleeping twins?
hidekiscyne: Nah....... sounds like a crazy movie
hyexistenz: hmmm
hyexistenz: well, we found an oil painting called the sleeping twins
hyexistenz: apparently the keymaker wants jason to visit "the sleeping twins" but we don't really know what that is
hidekiscyne: ..... the sleeping twins....... well... the only twins I know of are the baceball team
hidekiscyne: heh.... twin sox that is
hidekiscyne: Ah crap...... I have to go..... gettin yelled at by my bosses at the station.....
hidekiscyne: NO wait
hidekiscyne: I'm getting yelled at for the crazy message I played before my comp died
hyexistenz: ?
hidekiscyne: but I did not play a message.....
hyexistenz: weird
hyexistenz: was it your voice?
hidekiscyne: You think it's the k33ddddddddd0kf0v0-----------d
hyexistenz: uuum.....hello?

email from keymaker to hyexistenz:
Quote:
From : keymaker <keymaker@hyp3rn3xus.com>
Reply-To : keymakerSPLAThyp3rn3xus.com
Sent : Sunday, March 5, 2006 10:57 PM
To : XXXXXSPLAThotmail.com
Subject : He's a fool....


Your Little Friend Keith is realy starting to anoy me.....

I started listening in and he is sticking his neck out to far....

If he pushes... you my never find out trent's intentions....

Jason wont answer.

Trent wont either.

Scyne pushes too hard..

And you'll talk to neither.

Give me a call.... you dont need the picture now


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 		Here is a copy of the prank phone call James Blond made. This was only included for keymaker's voicemail message, and because it's funny
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:35 pm
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 		Conversation with Jason and Hyexistenz:
Quote:
Hunter What's going on?
Hyexistenz alright alright....i called the keymaker
Hyexistenz yikes
Hyexistenz he's scary
Hunter yeah.... got a weird call from Keymaker
Hyexistenz another one?
Hunter yeah.... he is "enjoying his new friends".....
Hyexistenz when did you get it? tonight?
Hunter and "timmy's dead" or something like that
Hunter Yeah..... like 3 hrs ago....
Hunter oh he also said "Keep them comming, I have found my Mount Vernon" ...... ish......
Hunter What... I dont know......
Hyexistenz huh? very odd
Hyexistenz have you had any luck getting in touch with trent?
Hunter Yeah..... he wants to borrow the other papers........
Hunter He's well quiet.... not like him......
Hyexistenz what do you mean?
Hunter Weird........ very .....cold......
Hyexistenz trent?
Hunter Yeah


Keymaker email:
Quote:
From : keymaker <keymaker@hyp3rn3xus.com>
Reply-To : keymakerSPLAThyp3rn3xus.com
Sent : Tuesday, March 7, 2006 12:02 AM
To : XXXXXSPLAThotmail.com, XXXXXSPLATgmail.com, XXXXXXSPLATaol.com
Subject : hello friends



package_tracker

get to the next key beforehand, k?


My game is not as amusing anymore.

Conversation with hyexistenz and scyne:
Quote:
hidekiscyne: Hey... I'm going to bed but Keymaker left an odd message on my voicemail.....
hidekiscyne: He said to stay home thursday night...... what's hapening then?
hidekiscyne: This guy is freeky..... I dont know what to do........
hidekiscyne: I see why Jason has ben avoiding the internet........
hidekiscyne: I might start doing the same.........
hidekiscyne: um..... yeah.... bye.....
hyexistenz: um
hyexistenz: ok.....
hyexistenz: so if everyone starts avoiding the internet, how are we supposed to help?
hidekiscyne: ..... you are right.....
hidekiscyne: I'll try to get Jason to post in his blog....... and go into irc
hyexistenz: can you ask him to tell us more about trent?
hidekiscyne: If we do this.... we need to do this on the YarRadio.com servers.... that way we will can try to track keymaker......
hidekiscyne: If he wont post.... I'll do it
hidekiscyne: I'll find out
hidekiscyne: Trent has been pissed ever since Jason lost something that belongs to him i guess
hidekiscyne: But I'll try to find that out tomarrow.....
hidekiscyne: first though.... I need to try to sleep
hidekiscyne: although i might not be able to......
hyexistenz: alright...hope you eventually get to sleep
hyexistenz: goodnite!


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 		Keymaker message that was heard, at this point:
Key message

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 		Email to James Blond:
Quote:
[quote="James Blond"]I guess I should check my e-mail a little more often, eh? This exchange is a few days old...

Keymaker wrote:
package_tracker

get to the next key beforehand, k?


My game is not as amusing anymore.


James Blond wrote:
There's no way you could possibly have my address. So, now I'm left to wonder - what could this package be?


Keymaker wrote:
Would you like a key?

I could make you one.....

Give me a place to airship it to you

Dont worry... we have no plans to visit you...

after all, this is just a game, wright?


audioslave wrote:
Ok folks, getting interested in this, I sat in on the chat that just transpired. Scyne told the keymaker (on the radio):
Quote:
Keymaker we know we're here if fyou want to talk to us come into IRc just stop messing with the stream so these people can listen to their music. Stop messing with their stream.

and some more after that, nothing important. And so the chat with the keymaker went as so...



Quote:
<Hyexistenz> what's the trick to your 18 digit number?
<Keymaker> Yes..... I can show you more of my world by distroying the boundrys of yours
*** Yar_Client5 is now known as Audioslave
<Hyexistenz> how?
<Audioslave> Hello
<MIlkShakeZ> keymaker
<Keymaker> he he he.... this is fun
<Keymaker> I can do alot
<MIlkShakeZ> YOu would sound so much more intelligent if you coul
<MIlkShakeZ> d use proper grammer
<MIlkShakeZ> grammar*
<Keymaker> Ho ho, I win
<Hyexistenz> well, instead of telling me that you CAN do X, Y and Z....why don't you do it?
<MIlkShakeZ> SCYNE!
*** AFK|reli has joined #yarradio
<MIlkShakeZ> PLAY BLUEGRASS MUSIC
<MIlkShakeZ> NOW!
<MIlkShakeZ> !wish blue grass music
<Sam> hi reli
*** AFK|reli has quit (Quit:)
<Captain_Scyne> ....what?
<MIlkShakeZ> Blue grass dude!
<MIlkShakeZ> lemme here some banjo
<Keymaker> I like BITTUNES, they be nice
<MIlkShakeZ> It's to bad their site is down
<Captain_Scyne> what site?
<MIlkShakeZ> dude
<Audioslave> yeah, noticed that
<Audioslave> Sad
<MIlkShakeZ> I Get a ton of ringtones
<Keymaker> Quantam foam is where i rome
<MIlkShakeZ> don't you mean roam?
<MIlkShakeZ> man thats bad.
<Keymaker> That;s wat i said.... ROME
<Keymaker> he he he
*** DJ_Jester has joined #yarradio
*** YARbot sets mode +a on DJ_Jester
*** YARbot sets mode +o on DJ_Jester
<MIlkShakeZ> don't get your panties in a vice.
<MIlkShakeZ> its not pretty for all the ladies
<MIlkShakeZ> and robots.
<Keymaker> I have been watching...
<Keymaker> http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14184&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
<Hyexistenz> are there robots?
<Audioslave> hm..there was just a song on the radio about robots...
<Omni-Bot> ::: YarRadio - Getting Booty since 1720! ::: The ScyneWave :: Sunday Synth with Captain Scyne ::: is pirating the turntables! ::: Currently Spinning: Mesh - Step By Step ::: With 10 Listeners.
<Hyexistenz> no one can access that link....gimme a tidbit from the site
<Keymaker> You know where that is.... you are there, as am I.... Tell your friends that you need to re read your clues
<Hyexistenz> why don't you tell them?
<Keymaker> Time is inconstant... It CAN be chanced
<Keymaker> I already have
<Keymaker> or will
<Keymaker> or wont
<DJ_Jester> Indeed.
<Hyexistenz> I'm not your messenger or your puppet
<MIlkShakeZ> this is by far one of the strangest convo's
<Hyexistenz> tell them yourself
<Hyexistenz> since it matters to me not at all if they get the information....but it matters to you, no?
<Omni-Bot> ::: YarRadio - Getting Booty since 1720! ::: The ScyneWave :: Sunday Synth with Captain Scyne ::: is pirating the turntables! ::: Currently Spinning: The Prodigy - Hot Ride ::: With 10 Listeners.
<Keymaker> No.... You are the ones playing my game...... you choose.... tell them or you may never hear from Jason..... I can change past text...
<Keymaker> ...as well as events....
<Hyexistenz> ultimatly..it's the gamemaker who needs players, not the other way around
*** Keymaker has quit (Quit: Keep in touch)


More logs, I know there's alot of crap, I suggest skimming...

Quote:
*** Yar_Client3 is now known as Keymaker
<Hyexistenz> hey
<Keymaker> Hello flatlanders
<Hyexistenz> welcome back
<Keymaker> So many of you here
<Keymaker> and I love talking to you James
<Hyexistenz> do you live in lineland?
<Keymaker> no.... I'm a sphere afterall
<Keymaker> wright?
<Hyexistenz> aaaaaah
<Hyexistenz> i see
<James> I love you too, Keymaker.
<James> Wanna get married sometime?
<James> Very Happy
<Keymaker> No you dont, you think you do but you are blind
<James> (Oh no I di-int!)
<Audioslave> oh my. you're back
*** Tasa|catnappingkitty is now known as Tasa|workingkitty
<Keymaker> OH YES Y0u DID
<James> So, what do you have to tell us, Keymaker?
<Keymaker> lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
<James> o.O
<Keymaker> ke ke ke ke
<Audioslave> no james, you're my queen!
<James> I think he borked.
<Hyexistenz> hahaha
<Keymaker> Realy?
<James> Oh. No. He's back to normal.
<James> *whew* Thought we lost ya there.
<Captain_Scyne> Who he is back
<Hyexistenz> keymaker....do you have james?
<Hyexistenz> like....are you keeping him in your dungeon?
<Hyexistenz> applying electrodes to his naughty bits?
<Audioslave> we're not in your fantasy land
<Keymaker> Why dont you play something from your new friend, Scyne.
<Audioslave> this is real life, woman! get a hold of yourself!
<James> lmao...this is *so* not going well.
<Captain_Scyne> what?
<Keymaker> You know who.
<Captain_Scyne> um?
<Audioslave> I agree
<James> Scyne, what are you hiding from us?
<Audioslave> what exactly is it that you want, keymaker?
<Keymaker> I watch you...You seem to like her...... Jennifer....
<James> Jennifer and Scyne, sitting in a tree?
<Audioslave> ...the plot thickens..
<Keymaker> Play her song... or shall i?
<Captain_Scyne> What?
<Hyexistenz> i don't think we're supposed to be participating in this convseration
<James> Jennifer = MilkShakez, maybe?
<Hyexistenz> milkshakez is a girl??
<Captain_Scyne> w4ht ar3 u00 t4lk1n b07?
<RAL> o_o
<Audioslave> my milkshakez brings all the girls to the club, you're damn right..
<DJ_Jester> never.
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<DJ_Jester> again.
<RAL> lol
<DJ_Jester> =P
<James> I was about to make that joke, dang it.
<Keymaker> She has a loveley voice does she not?
<RAL> scyne geting kin da zombyfied with all this "boom boom boom boom" music
<Captain_Scyne> How do you do that?
<Audioslave> you got served, james
<Hyexistenz> is this it?
<Hyexistenz> sounds like madonna
<James> A little bit, yeah.
<Audioslave> you're dating madonna? lucky (?) devil
<Keymaker> Ayria... EBM goddess..... new friend?
<James> Geez. I think all this techno music is making my eye twitch.
<Hyexistenz> que?
<RAL> scyne play the crazy polga:o
<Hyexistenz> can you pretend for a second that none of us know what you're talking about?
<Captain_Scyne> um... I'm not dating her..... just .... um
<RAL> its like you get ported to istanbul or something:o
<Hyexistenz> oooooooh
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<RAL> Loathed!
<Hyexistenz> scynes getting some booty?
<KatiJay> <3 Ayria
<James> Loathed! You're just in time.
<Sam> me lovums loathed
<RAL> pipe down jarvel Very Happy
* RAL hands sam his old perv meds
* Sam takes the blue pills RAL hands him
* RAL shows sam just how bad food is in RL
<Keymaker> Hyexstenz... Do you understand my 3+1 Talk?
* MercBlade pounces on Loathed
<Hyexistenz> no, will you teach me?
<Keymaker> Or would you rather me let you live in 2+1?
<Hyexistenz> i've read flatland tho....does that help?
<Kythen> ooo ooo pick me! i know the answer!
<Keymaker> ?
<Kythen> 3+1 = 4 Smile
<Hyexistenz> i don't want to get poked in the but with a triangle
<Hyexistenz> oh...hey, I'd love to 3+1
* Audioslave gives kythen a cookie
<Kythen> w00t
* Kythen savors every crumb
<Loathed> Huzzah!
* RAL pokes Loathed
<Keymaker> http://www.geom.uiuc.edu/~banchoff/Flatland/
<Keymaker> You all need to re read the past
<Keymaker> I can go fowards and back
<Hyexistenz> i've read it
<Hyexistenz> but you're not in flatland
<Hyexistenz> you're in lineland
<Keymaker> Would you like to know more?
* MercBlade pounces on Loathed making sure to pin her arms down and licks her forehead
<Hyexistenz> if all you can do is go forward and back
<Keymaker> I live in 3+2
* Loathed makes an attempt to lick Merc's eyeball
<Keymaker> You understand
* RAL thinks its geting kinky and desides to record it
<Captain_Scyne> ...um no...
<RAL> Surprised
<Loathed> Licking eyeballs isn't kink, generally it freaks people out and they run away.
<Hyexistenz> you live in 3+2?
<RAL> i'm sure i can find some freaks online that will pay good money to watch it:o
<Lanthium> =slurp=
<Keymaker> Did i stutter?
<Keymaker> Did i stutter?
<Kythen> 'fraid so
<Kythen> might want to get that checked out
<Keymaker> Did i stutter?
<Keymaker> ke ke ke ke ke ke
<Lanthium> @echo off
<Keymaker> @echo on
<Keymaker> @echo on
<RAL> you guys on teamspeak or something?
<Keymaker> no
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<Keymaker> I live in 3+2
<RAL> o...k...
* RAL slowly walks away
<Keymaker> read http://www.geom.uiuc.edu/~banchoff/Flatland/ and you will understand
<Lanthium> by his address he lives in sweden
<RAL> hell no. thats like to long a read:o
<Hyexistenz> where is spaceland?
<Omni-Bot> ::: YarRadio - Getting Booty since 1720! ::: The ScyneWave :: Sunday Synth with Captain Scyne ::: is pirating the turntables! ::: Currently Spinning: Magik Johnson - Follow The Groove - Magik J Out West Mix ::: With 13 Listeners.
<Hyexistenz> scyne, i'm an attention <censored>
<Hyexistenz> can you shout out to me???
<Hyexistenz> shout out to me!!!
<Hyexistenz> do it!!
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<Caffine> Yar! How be yee?
<Hyexistenz> stop talking about seamen and shout out to me
<Sam> FLS
<Sam> Seattle
<James> No! Shout out to me!
*** Caffine has quit (Quit:)
<Hyexistenz> damn
<Audioslave> you're so good at rambling scyne
<Hyexistenz> no love for me or james
<Kythen> very sad
<Captain_Scyne> Nice
*** Caffine has joined #yarradio
<Caffine> stupid internet
<Caffine> What's up scyne
<Audioslave> what about me?!
<Audioslave> me!
<Hyexistenz> HY EXISTENZ
<Hyexistenz> COME ON
<Kythen> lol
<Hyexistenz> HYEXISTENZ
<James> Say my name again!
<Hyexistenz> ME
<Audioslave> XD
<Hyexistenz> ME
<James> WE LOVE YOU SCYNE!
<Hyexistenz> DAMN
<Hyexistenz> DAMN
<James> James! Say James!
<Audioslave> YYEEAAHH
<Hyexistenz> woooo hooo!!!
<Caffine> hmm
<Audioslave> WE'RE YOUR GROUPIES!!
<James> You roxxorz.
<Audioslave> XD
<Audioslave> Will you marry me?
<Keymaker> ... what about me
<Keymaker> ......
<Kythen> you're in the wrong dimension
<Hyexistenz> next week, everyone bring panties
<Hyexistenz> to throw
*** Keymaker has quit (Quit: keep in touch)
<Audioslave> yeah, gotta give props to the keymaker
<Audioslave> look! you upset him!
<Hyexistenz> aww...nice job, you pissed off the keymaker
<James> Aw. Keymaker isn't getting all the love in the world.
<James> Sad
<Kythen> well, it's mighty hard when we're all in 2+1
<Captain_Scyne> no.... he calls us in the middle of the night
<Kythen> and he's in 3+2
<Kythen> i mean... do the math!
<Captain_Scyne> wtf does that mean?
<Hyexistenz> god, the least he could do it write
<Kythen> hell if i know Razz
<Hyexistenz> he's a sphere....youre a square...it's a rip off from a book
<Audioslave> 0_0
<Audioslave> BAD KEYMAKER!!!!
<Hyexistenz> oh geez
<James> Record'd!
<Audioslave> ...
<Captain_Scyne> what?
<Captain_Scyne> holy
<James> I'll post it soon.
<Captain_Scyne> It's not time
<RAL> o...k... Loathed that intro...:p
<Captain_Scyne> Loathed, you got the stream
<Captain_Scyne> good
<Captain_Scyne> what just happened.... my system just went dead
<Captain_Scyne> Hey you guys.... you can message me through msn.....
<Captain_Scyne> you can add me by hidekirSPLATearthlink.net


Quote:
<Captain_Scyne> I got to run..... Send me any info you guys get on this keymaker guy....... send ot to my watch... or email or whatever, I'll do my best to play his game.... I don't want anything to happen o Jason


audioslave wrote:
Ok, just had a chat with Scyne, it's a total mess. I really need to read back in the forum, sorry about me being an idiot Embarassed. But just to calrify, the Keymaker did say we could have these papers, didn't he?

(I had to pull these from my MSN history, because I accidently closed the window, red=Scyne)
Quote:
Scyne! Where'd you go off to? You missed your own radio show

THings have been weird........ very weird.......

what do you mean?

I could have sworn that Jason lost something......

lost what?

I dont know... but he just keeps raving about the papers they have....

Oh! The papers

we heard about them

the keymaster told us about them

he has them, and he said we could have them if we contacted him

WHat?

Jason has them......

er...maybe I made a mistake

He has never let them out of his sight after they found them on their last dive.....

let me check

Trent has some i think......

but they have been clinging to them like glue

What are the papers?

what is on them?

Something about a pirate and a journey to do something.....

why are they so signifiant?

Beats me.....

where did they get them?

On a dive 1n the gulf

Did they show the papers to you?

Nah.... Trent seemed pissed that Jason told me about them...

Maybe it's sort of a treasure map

and they're getting greedy

Wild speculation, of course

The Keymaker did promise us papers

he said so in his recording

Conversation with audioslave, jason and scyne:
Quote:
Justin said:
Hey Scyne, any news on those papers?
Scyne said:
nah
Justin said:
ah, too bad
Scyne said:
what's new for you guys
Justin said:
Very little, just these papers
Justin said:
the Keymaster promised us high def copies of "the papers" so now we find out that Trent and Jason have them, weird....

Scyne says:
I dont know how he would have them
Justin says:
He mentioned it all in a recording, saying how they "wern't archeologists, they're just treasure divers"
Scyne says:
They have had the papers ever since they found them on their last dive
Scyne says:
Yeah.... Jason says that "arch" crap
Justin says:
ah, I see
Justin says:
so the Keymaker must know something about them
Scyne says:
Heh "Picks Up Chicks.."
Justin says:
heh
Justin says:
would you like to hear this recording?
Scyne says:
nah
Scyne says:
Hey I got to go but......
Justin says:
but?
Scyne says:
this ARG stuff is interesting.... you know the website keymaker showed us where you and your friends are.......
Justin says:
yes?
Scyne says:
it's crazy....
Justin says:
Yes, I'm a member ther
Scyne says:
I wish this was just a game
Justin says:
to the keymaster it is
Scyne says:
Just like Ilovebees or something
Scyne says:
yeah...... we are people... not pawns.....
Scyne says:
thanks for your help
Justin says:
no problem
Justin says:
goodbye


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 		James Blond got this call:

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We made out this much only: "There's a lot of great games going on there. I wonder, wonder, wonder if the world I created..."

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Whalewashingdolphin wrote:
Aiya!! I just received this e-mail reply:

Quote:
You have already done half the deed.

Do the other and I'll send them to you.

Keep in touch

Hitman23 heard on YARRadio:
Quote:
The DJ on YarRadio just got an angry phone call (which was not aired). The DJ said that keymaster said:
"James is a rude person, treating me like I'm not a real person"

Conversation with Hyexistenz and JamesBlond about a call Hyexistenz got from Keymaker:
Quote:
<Hyexistenz> well...firstly....
<Hyexistenz> he said "I love bees"
<Hyexistenz> and he we're on the right track, and anumber of people have sent the key
<Hyexistenz> but they're sending it to the wrong place
<Hyexistenz> he's a Data knight (?) and that is our next key
<Hyexistenz> then he asked if i'd like him to poke my insides (which I know is a reference to Flatland) but it sort of sounded sexual harassment-y
<Hyexistenz> and that may me laugh
<Hyexistenz> anyway
<Hyexistenz> he also said we have all of the answers
<Hyexistenz> we just need to go back and figure them out
<Hyexistenz> hmmm....also said you upset him,
<Hyexistenz> although he was touched that you asked about timmy
<James> rofl
<Hyexistenz> hmmm...i think that's about it
<Hyexistenz> oh yeah
<Hyexistenz> he also said that h wasn't supposed to be talking to us, but he's doing it anyway
<James> Did he elaborate on why?
<Hyexistenz> on why he wasn't supposed to be talking to us?
<Hyexistenz> no
<Hyexistenz> just mentioned it
<Hyexistenz> let me tell you. it was sort of a stilted conversation
<James> Yeah. Keymaker is a fast talker.
<Hyexistenz> hahah
<Hyexistenz> odd pauses....like...ok...do i get to talk now?
<James> I tried to get a word in after I offended him, but the Keymaker train was going at full steam.
<Hyexistenz> haha


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 		Phone call to Hyexistenz:
Call Transcript wrote:
???????Quinn! well, you guys are coming along quite nicely, but let me say that um…you might be thinking things through a little too hard. The key is not the problem, where to send it is. Pay attention to the words spoken that I have because I tell you who I am and I want you to send it to me. Therefore, send it to me. Not Keymaker me but some other me, I think. Or maybe not or maybe I do or I don't I do I don't do don't don't do…do do. HEHEHE what was I talking about again? AHHH mumble mumble ahhh….digestive sounds….heavy breathing, nervous half laugh half belch. Well anyway, just make sure you send them to me, OK? That said if you are the lucky person to do so, you will win yourself a copy of some nice high resolution copies of pirate papers. And I can guaranteee they outlast the originals. Not that I would destroy them or anything, that would be immoral, wouldn't it? Giggle giggle. Well anyway, I think I'll let you go. But make sure, you can always reach me on the ?????? (Thanks to James it seems he said "chatter") Ahee AHEE AHEHEHEHE!

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 		James Blond had a phone call from keymaker, on skype:
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 		I recorded the four way conversation between Keymaker, James Blond, Logic Phyber and me. It's 7mb, so i won't post it here. If anyone wants a copy, PM me with your email address and I'll send it. I'm also working on a transcript, but don't expect it anytime soon.

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hyexistenz wrote:
WOW! Lots of stuff! Very bugged by the email thing…so I've been randomly sending emails off to keymaker, using different things he's said. ALL of them bounced back, except: 3of10SPLAThyp3rn3xus.com. Not only did he send me this email, he also called my phone.


Quote:
Keymaker <keymaker@hyp3rn3xus.com>
Reply-To : <keymaker@hyp3rn3xus.com>
Sent : Thursday, March 23, 2006 3:05 PM
To : <mightyqwin@hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: ???

Well now... You have come quite a long way.....

I have been watching you grow..... The papers are comming....
When will thy ship out? only TIME will tell... just look outside...

you are half wayNE there....

Keep in touch..... at the other address.....

I would r4ther not be ref3red t0 by my m0del numb3r

Later... I'm off to listen to some W4X


Then while I was listening to the message, he started talking to me on skype:

Quote:
Keymaker
Snowshowers suck dont they?
hyexistenz
how did you know?
Keymaker
Come now love, I thought you knew me better than that
hyexistenz
yes yes, well...it's still pretty freaky when you say something like that
Keymaker
I can look down on your world
...
Pokein' your insides you see
hyexistenz
of course....but as I am not accustomed to talking with someone like you, it does give me a bit of start
...
hmmmmmmm
...
i see
Keymaker
Aw...... Just read my messages carefuly....
hyexistenz
ok
...
but don't go yet!
...
i have so much to ask you!
Keymaker
Everything is there for a reasion....
...
Well
...
I'll answer ONE question....
...
Make it good.....
...
and not about trent
...
I would think this over as well
hyexistenz
i'm thinking.....
...
if you are a 3+2 being, why are you concerning yourself with old papers written by a pirate?
Keymaker
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock

...
...
hyexistenz
hey, i asked.....
...
now you have to answer
Keymaker
Because... It was the first thing i could grab.....
hyexistenz
that was very strange.....
Keymaker
Tiddds0fgvi- i0-v i0v-=df0-s0-=3eri03lk.dskjf09ahgn bkm4owptlg0ragk


**at the point where I said "now you have to answer" he actually called and kept repeating "because it was the first thing I could grab" creepy!!!

(can keymaker see me in the bathroom?)

so here's the voicemail message….ALERT!! the first three seconds are obnoxiously loud…sorry!

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 		In connection with the above email:
Obes wrote:
I T TIME NE K I L I WX

Are the actual captials, all of them.... (My mistake earlier), which spells...

"I knew exit limit"

Which is MUCH more interesting.

Obes. Twisted Evil

Quote:
Ok, my updates for tonight:
Skype
Quote:
[10:31:31 PM] LogicPhyber says: hola
[10:31:42 PM] LogicPhyber says: not answering your skype phone ehh?
[10:33:33 PM] LogicPhyber says: you there keymaker baby?
[10:33:49 PM] LogicPhyber says: or are you in tomorrow?
[10:34:52 PM] Keymaker says: ]Smile Talk to james.... and no one else.... To talk to me, you must prove yourself.....
[10:35:18 PM] LogicPhyber says: how can i contact james?
[10:36:46 PM] Keymaker says: It's a ratheR easy task, you SEE....


That's about it, keymaker called myself, hyexistenz, and james. We didn't get much new out of him, except that we are 'overthinking things', and of course, more about 'time'.

That is currently all I got.

EDIT: A few of us also met degrifter in the yar radio irc chat, he is definitely OOG, but may have information from time to time, since he knows scyne.


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 		Okay, after much work, we finally have a transcript of the conference call
Thanks to Randy for checking my spelling and making sure it all fit!
Quote:
JohnDough: Okay. We're talking to people, but not necessarily the right ones.
Keymaker: Maybe
JohnDough: Uh… We should be careful where we stick our keys, keep everything kosher.
Keymaker: Quite probable. (laughter)
JohnDough: I don't know about you guys, but there is a weird echo on this.
Hyexistenz: I don't know. Is it me? I don't know who it is.
JohnDough: Okay. Now what else, what else, what else? Uh, you're telling people to talk to me, why?
Keymaker: Because I told you earlier what to say to them. It's pretty simple.
JohnDough: Okay. Well, have I said everything that needs to be said, because I wasn't really taking notes?
Hyexistenz: Tell us now. Tell us again. I'm listening this time.
LogicPhyber: Yeah,
Keymaker: Well…
Hyexistenz: I promise I'll take notes.
JohnDough: I will too.
Keymaker: Okay then… pretty much here's what's going on: You see, you've been talking to the wrong people.
Hyexistenz: Okay.
Keymaker: And it's obvious that they are involved. There's a very good chance that they might have information. You see, you've been thinking about things way too much. There is absolute beauty in simplicity. You see, it's something that I live by. After all, I'm very, very close to you and your mind. [?] Anyway...
JohnDough: So should we be looking for somebody in the IRC chat room?
Keymaker: You should be trying to talk to Jason. You see, he's been busy, so very, very busy. (laughter)
Hyexistenz: Well, how do we get to talk to Jason though? Can we just call him up, or..?
JohnDough: Yeah… Yeah, do you have Jason's phone number?
Keymaker: Yes, yes I do.
JohnDough: Oh, sweet!
Keymaker: But giving it to you would be WAY too easy. (laughter)
JohnDough: Oh.
Keymaker: It's a lot more fun to see you scrape the bottom of the barrel. (laughter)
Hyexistenz: Have you already given it to us, like, you know, in an email or some other way maybe?
Keymaker: No, you see, I very, very, very much respect all of my clients utmost privacy. You see, to disclose personal information like that would be to go against everything I stand for, and as you all know I am chock full of morals. (laughter)
JohnDough: Ok, so...
LogicPhyber: So, Jason is one of your clients too? I mean, I know you were sending one of us...
Keymaker: There is a chance that I deal with a lot of people. I'm dealing with you right now, aren't I? (laughter Now, this is quite fun, talking with multiple people at once, gets my points across a lot easier and you can objectify-ificate your selves. (laughter)
JohnDough: Ok, so we need to talk to Jason. Is Degrifter at all related to this?
Keymaker: Degrifter…?
JohnDough: Doesn't ring a bell?
Keymaker: No, no, not that I know of.
JohnDough: Because he's acting like he has some part in this.
Keymaker: Really? That's interesting. That's VERY interesting.
JohnDough: We just want to make sure we don't get sidetracked by this guy.
Keymaker: I might have to look into that. There's a lot of people who are trying to steal my glory. To tread upon and pretty much… catch a ride on my coat-tails. And I do not appreciate it. All these other stupid, very, very annoying games. There are so many of them out there. There are so many posers, or whatever you children like to call them these days, that, are really, really trying my patience. There's been a lot of people, a lot things, a lot of events that have been happening… are not, in any way, shape, or form involved, with me.
JohnDough: So you mean, like lawyers?
Keymaker: But they should be, after all I am the center of everything. You just said yourself that I am the grand star. And I like to think of myself as one.
JohnDough: Now, now do you have special powers or anything?
Hyexistenz: He can poke insides.
JohnDough: I mean, could you maybe go, I don't know, whack a few of those lawyers who threatened to sue me?
Keymaker: Well I do have the ability to climb mountains in a single bound, or something like that, but...but at least...
JohnDough: You can't whack people?
Keymaker: Sadly I don't have power of attorney. (laughter)
JohnDough: (laughter) Yeah that was a good one.
All: (laughter)
LogicPhyber: Yeah, so when are we going to get those papers?
Hyexistenz: Yeah, papers.
JohnDough: And who are they going to?
Hyexistenz: They're going to me, right?
Keymaker: They're going to a very special person, someone who has proved their self, very, very worthy.
JohnDough: Me? Me? Me?
Hyexistenz: Me. It's me! It's got to be me!
JohnDough: Please me? Aww come on Keymaker, I found the chatter page!
Keymaker: And it had nothing to do with sending me the key!
Hyexistenz: I found the email address!
JohnDough: But I was the one who figured out how to answer the question. I was all like, "yes.htm, duh!"
Hyexistenz: Yeah, but I figured out the email address. Tough luck.
Keymaker: And that's what matters, you see.
JohnDough: But, but I talk to Keymaker more often
Hyexistenz: See, Keymaker agrees with me! I'm sorry; you're out of luck dude.
JohnDough: That's okay; I'll go make my own pirate papers. I'll draw a map of my apartment or something. It'll be like the refrigerator will be the treasure. Yeah, and I'll amuse myself with that.
LogicPhyber: So, when are we going to have the papers delivered?
Keymaker: Only time will tell. (laughter)
Hyexistenz: Okay. Well, actually, I have to move out of my apartment at the end of the month, so I need them by the end of the month.
JohnDough: Did Keymaker skimp on shipping?
Hyexistenz: I don't know. I haven't gotten them yet.
Keymaker: (laughter)
JohnDough: I mean, Keymaker: If you have these special powers, then why did you send them through the mail? I mean, couldn't you teleport to one of our houses and just slip them under our pillows?
LogicPhyber: Oh yeah, that's all we need, Keymaker taking over the tooth fairies job,
Keymaker: Well, you see, there are rules and regulations to what I can and cannot do. Talking to you is treading on one of these rules, but I don't really care too much. I do so very much enjoy social interaction, even though they say I'm not supposed to have any. Anyway, I just would like to let you know that I do value the time that we have together.
JohnDough: Keymaker, before you go, I have one more question: What are the data knights?
Keymaker: The data knights? Well, we are an embodiment of a lot of different things. Think of them pretty much as the cave drawings on the wall. They've been looked at for so long, they've existed since time has begun. Yet, nobody's given them another thought. They've been neglected, considered nothing more than mere scribblings along an insignificant place. But, over time, they formed, they grew, they expanded, and have become something that's more. The cave drawings have stepped off from the wall. They've sprouted legs, and they've started they're own little society, if you will. The ten of us have been watching, waiting, hoping that someone, Some-something more. And I'd like to thank you, for doing so. I must take my leave, keep in touch. (laughter)


After which, Keymaker left, and some hilarity ensued (a foursome with Keymaker?) For the audio file, if you wish, contact LogicPhyber, Hyexistenz, or Randy

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 		New call from Keymaker... He wants us to go bug Scyne at his "other" job. It's somewhere in Fort Myers, Florida. The only clue Keymaker would give is they "got it, and get it". (And when I say "bug", I mean it. We're supposed to find somebody who can go pay him a visit.)

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