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[Chewy]

[ARG/Viral] KemSynth Enterprises

[THX8612]

Cool, but where is the traihead? How did you get signed up to get this objective?

[Chewy]

[Svengoolie]

I tried to sign up... and it gave me an error saying "Cannot find first email."

It's entered correctly, so I'm guessing that you have to be part of that list you're on to even play.

[edit] Tried it again this morning and it worked. Guess things were just messed up when I tried it last night.

[GoodChild]

ok, well, i just sent in my "careers survey" to kemsynth.

[Chewy]

If you send info to Agency HQ before finding out the info for yourself, then it will auto-respond with a statement explaining that "you got this info from a secondhand source..." and the like. This doesn't mean that you have to be on the subscriber list to play, but that you actually need to do the work yourself.

I can only assume that's what happened to you Sven, and I suggest to try again.

Glad to hear it worked.

[CuriousKat42]

Sent in my career survey.


Just got a response from the HR manager at Kemsynth. I sent it on to hq. I guess we'll see what happens.


Just got a response from IPCA. Someone from inside Kemsynth is supposed to contact me with some leads.



Edited because I hate double posting.

[GoodChild]

From : <S_Johnson>
Sent : Wednesday, March 29, 2006 9:06 AM
To : XXXXXXX
Subject : Re: Careers at KemSynth.com

Dear Job Seeker,

Thank you for your interest in a career at KemSynth Enterprises. Our Human Resources department has reviewed your entry and has matched you to a career path at KemSynth Botanical, in Iquitos, Peru. Please allow me to tell you about the exciting career opportunities currently available at this facility.

Our research team has embarked on an exciting new enterprise: organic compounds existing only in Amazon rainforests are allowing us to push the frontiers in chemical insecticides. Soon we will have the ability to create pest free crops in any climate, and even more exciting, in ways that are completely safe for the environment. Such as it is, we're hiring all skills for this new project: management, research, clerical, security, transport, and many more.

I've forwarded your information to our recruiting department at Iquitos, and someone should be contacting you shortly to discuss this opportunity in further detail.

Please read on for a testimonial from one of our current employees, and once again, I thank you for your interest in KemSynth Enterprises.

Sincerely,

Susan Johnson,
HR Manager KemSynth Botanicals
S_JohnsonSPLATKemsynth.com

""I love working for KemSynth Botanicals. My first career was very, let's say, stressful. Long hours, lots of pressure, you know how that goes. It got to the point where I couldn't take it anymore. I was in the big city, with the traffic and danger, and I just began to feel closed in. I saw an ad for KemSynth Botanicals, and I just imagined myself in this quaint little village in South America. No more hassles, no more traffic, just lots of sunshine where I could kick back and enjoy the sound of crickets in the evening as I sipped on my margarita. KemSynth is awesome. Great pay, exotic location, easy life. You wouldn't want to raise your kids here, but hey, I'm single and don't have to worry about that. So come on. Join KemSynth Botanicals. It'll be the ride of your life." – Addison Hargrove, KemSynth Botanicals Head of Security






Awww, why can't this be a real job, I'd love to go to Peru!

[Svengoolie]

Argghhh!! Wish I checked my email a bit earlier. I wanted to post that.

Oh well. So do you think it would be helpful to email that lady or should we just wait like it says?

[aliendial]

See you all in Iquitos!

[GoodChild]

has anyone been able to send a report to HQ today? i keep getting errors.

[aliendial]

Yes, and I got an answer:

[Karija]

I keep getting errors when I try to contact HQ as well.

[Chewy]

[Karija]