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[UPDATE] Quirky Acuity - 31/3/06 - Last Page

[maniacfive]

Hmmm, okay, so taking it literally.. likely candidiates for Graniers love child?

[echidna]

Let me guess - now we're meant to find the long-lost great-great-great-etc grandchild of Anthony Granier and Edwina Mountling in case they have family secrets that we can accidently stumble across too. Any Perplexian genealogists out there?

[duckiemonster]

Castille family starts here? They're looking the most likely dodgy bunch at the moment.

[echidna]

[Enigmaster]

Ever the pessimist that I am, isn't it a bit convenient that Miranda (who we are already pretty suspicious of without the bonus "She hardly needed convincing at all, honestly.") gets in on the act and suddenly there's a big disappointment?
If she were a member of 3P or some other secrets-protecting group, think how easy would it be to counterfeit a replacement page that's just complicated enough to convince Violet it's the real deal, which spins a story to throw us off the trail.


(<-- Speculation machine)

[Scott]

That was my initial thought as well, E. But then again, maybe it's a banana. I mean, I really dont like to think all our pestering was fFor the simple goal of fFinding Granier was a fFather. But Edwina did say she was distraught, and didnt say about what. And really, with all that sexxing the lech had going on, it's no real wonder. I agree with Violet: Bit of a huge disappointment. Still, I'm sure there must be some wisdom to be pruned fFrom this.

EDIT: By the way .. I'm just jumping out my skin with enthusiasm about hese two entries, today Violet *and* scarlett have both made me tremendously happy, fFulfilling like a dozen requests *fFinally*! hooray hooray hooray !!! And the sun is out, and there is a light breeze in the air, and ... it's a great day!

[Mikeyj]

This is me being cynical...look away if you don't want to see it.

[josiah]

I think we're all barking up the wrong tree here. We're all sure Cymbalisty was killed because he was getting too close to something - we assume the hallowed Last Page of the Grainer Diary. Why would it be so easy to get the last page if he was killed for it? Because it is a forgery.

I'm going to e-mail Violet and ask her if she'd do a date check on the page to see whether it is similar in date to the other pages.

[Edit: Here's what I sent:]

[chimera245]

bollards

[ryandrew]

I call their bluff. That page can't be real.

[EvilGenius]

agreed

[tally]

We should get Violet to ask Miranda if she knows what 'wanion' means, in a "oh, this is an old word...Miranda do you now what it means? I don't" kinda way. Miranda says "Oh that. It's an old fashioned term for a woman of easy virtue. Why do you ask?" Noel Edmonds pops up with a gotcher.

Although it probably just means "misfortune"in this context.

[duckiemonster]

I'm slapping it with a banana. I think it's just used as a general exclaimation of despair and 'oh bugger'-ness, a little like the NacMacFeegle's "Oh waily!"

[ryandrew]