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monk
Boot
Joined: 11 Oct 2003 Posts: 13
[HUMOUR] I HAVE SOLVED IT!! okay i figured this whole thing out.....
now you're gonna need to sit down before you read this, and anyone who is an expecting mother, or has a family history of heart disease, coronary problems, athsma, matrix extremism, or is stress sensitive, we at Monk, Inc. strongly urge you to not partake in reading this:
*WARNING*THIS IS PURELY A THROERY I HAVE COME UP WITH, YOU CAN TAKE IT AS SERIOUSELY AS YOU LIKE!*WARNING*
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
Okay, here goes:
The Architect runs the Matrix
He looks like 'The Colonel' (sanders)
His metadex initials would be KFC (since he looks like the colonel)
KFC: the middle letter is ONE KEY TO THE RIGHT of KDC (Katherine Cunningham)
Katherine caught Beth in MLO's office
Beth investigates Paranormal activity
There was a movie with paranormal activity called Stir Of Echoes, starring KEVIN BACON!
THERE IT IS FOLKS, SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON UP IN DIS HIZZIE!!!!
damn, i'm good.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:51 pm
Monki
Veteran
Joined: 08 Oct 2003 Posts: 117 Location: Austin, TX
Damn dude... I guess you win?
I should have known...
Congrats!
-Monki
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:15 pm
niobexrev
Unfettered
Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 428 Location: trapped in my bedroom vortex
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
need a little humor thanks for that
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 1:50 am
Azathoth666
Unfettered
Joined: 09 Oct 2003 Posts: 321 Location: OZ-tralia
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
You know the scary thing: there are going to be three or four lurkers out there... not many, but a few, who will not let themselves read the spoilers just on principle, and think now that the game has been solved...
Especially now that there's two spoilers following on from it...
Ahh, Chaos, Disaster, Disarray... my work here is done...
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We grow old because we stop playing.
Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 2:02 am
Xforce
Boot
Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 32
So it's already solved? Why do I even try?
Besides, I never, ever read spoilers!
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
j/k
Cheers,
Mac
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 3:39 am
monk
Boot
Joined: 11 Oct 2003 Posts: 13
see, i got me a theory...
my thinking is that if i can spit out enough disinformation about the matrix, and get people on the bandwagon for some lame, cheesy belief of what the matrix is, then maybe THE Matrix will get all mad, and be like "NOS, YOU SOOPIDS!!! I AM TEH MATRIX, AND THAT'S NOT THE REALY ANSWERS!!!" and end up giving itself away. then we can be all happy.
then again, it could just be that i'm out of ideas.
Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 2:53 pm
L'Maut
Boot
Joined: 08 Oct 2003 Posts: 22
*shakes fist at the sky*
Damn you, Kevin Bacon!
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 7:41 am
ecwilder
Boot
Joined: 16 Oct 2003 Posts: 10
*shakes head at monk*
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 9:16 am
XtRaVa
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 565 Location: Portsmouth, England
kfc...coz you think it tastes like chicken
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:56 pm
Azathoth666
Unfettered
Joined: 09 Oct 2003 Posts: 321 Location: OZ-tralia
But how do the machines know what chicken tastes like? What we think tastes like chicken might taste like tuna fish...
Ahh mouse...
You know he's an actor in some soap opera I never watch here in Australia? there you go. Bit of trivia for you.
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:38 pm
XtRaVa
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 565 Location: Portsmouth, England
thats what i was getting at =]
including the fact that KFC ISNT chicken lol
the matrix was definitely made by kfc...
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:56 am
Toast
Boot
Joined: 17 Oct 2003 Posts: 40
There are fields, endless fields, where chickens are no longer born.
*dramatic pause*
They are grown.
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:31 am
XtRaVa
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 565 Location: Portsmouth, England
lol
i wudnt even go as far as saying kfc use grown chickens...i think they use a different animal/s all together
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:56 am
MatrixofReality
Decorated
Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 153 Location: Memphis, TN
have you driven a Ford?.... lately...
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Played: Metacortechs, ILB, Anglevine
Playing: Lurking Mostly...
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 9:41 am
XtRaVa
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 565 Location: Portsmouth, England
No, but I drove a vauxhall earlier today...why? lol
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 9:45 am
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