Author
Message
ryandrew
Unfettered
Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 575 Location: Manchester
Quote:
Your personal assessment
Check yourself into a mental institution at the earliest available opportunity. Your forest home is stopping you seeing the wood for the trees. Cut down on the houseplants. You may see yourself as a jungle cat but in the dark you're just a kitten.
Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you are unable to censor your own thoughts. Your stream of consciousness gushes like the rapids of the Mazy River and anybody entering into conversation with you is likely to drown. There are a number of excellent cognitive therapists in Perplex City who may be able to help you overcome your problem. I am not one of them.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:13 pm
Onionring
Veteran
Joined: 07 Jun 2005 Posts: 95 Location: Liverpool, UK
Well, this is mine:
Quote:
Be wary of offering your opinions to people. They make provoke an aggressive reaction. Don't close your eyes. Staring into infinity can only lead to a sense of inadequacy and ultimately insanity.
Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you are unable to censor your own thoughts. Your stream of consciousness gushes like the rapids of the Mazy River and anybody entering into conversation with you is likely to drown. There are a number of excellent cognitive therapists in Perplex City who may be able to help you overcome your problem. I am not one of them.
Oh my!
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:14 pm
Reptile
Veteran
Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 89 Location: Sheffield
Quote:
Your personal assessment
You'll be fine. Don't close your eyes. Staring into infinity can only lead to a sense of inadequacy and ultimately insanity.
Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you are unable to censor your own thoughts. Your stream of consciousness gushes like the rapids of the Mazy River and anybody entering into conversation with you is likely to drown. There are a number of excellent cognitive therapists in Perplex City who may be able to help you overcome your problem. I am not one of them.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:16 pm
Orikaeshigitae
Boot
Joined: 10 Jul 2004 Posts: 23 Location: In a place with no boundaries anyone can find
So I guess we can learn that Oistin Meade doesn't have such a high opinion of the Earthlings.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:16 pm
Fuseunderground
Decorated
Joined: 17 Dec 2005 Posts: 151
My assessment: quite wacky
Quote:
The Earth institution 'Mensa' is looking for members. Perhaps you should apply. Your forest home is stopping you seeing the wood for the trees. Cut down on the houseplants. You know what they say about bears in the woods - no wonder your psyche is such a mess. Don't close your eyes. Staring into infinity can only lead to a sense of inadequacy and ultimately insanity. Like your hero TJ Hooker you tackle challenges head-on with determination and vigour paying scant attention to the law. This devil-may-care attitude may work for fictional crimefighters but it can be counterproductive in real life. Get yourself a decent pair of shoes. Smart footwear is a key component in developing self-esteem. Your attitude to buttering toast indicates a desire for perfection and success in all things - no matter what the personal cost. Not only will this approach inevitably lead to a crisis should success elude you but it will also condemn you to a lifetime of cold toast.
Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you have antisocial tendencies if not a criminal record. If the authorities are not currently informed of your whereabouts call your local station immediately and give them your address.
It's so accurate, how does he do it?
I especially like the TJ Hooker bit
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:17 pm
Last edited by Fuseunderground on Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:19 pm; edited 1 time in total
Orikaeshigitae
Boot
Joined: 10 Jul 2004 Posts: 23 Location: In a place with no boundaries anyone can find
I wonder what the keywords are that trigger the non-streamofconsciousness inkblot result.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:18 pm
Reptile
Veteran
Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 89 Location: Sheffield
Orikaeshigitae wrote:
I wonder what the keywords are that trigger the non-streamofconsciousness inkblot result.
using more than 3 words perhaps?
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:20 pm
SocialElite
Boot
Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 66
long shot here, but I'd be curious to see if the PCA personal websites have a pattern or not. ie. anna heath = ah328451 and oistin meade = om357159. given one or two more, maybe we could devise others that we aren't directly given. or not.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:25 pm
donstobbart
Veteran
Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 96 Location: Cumbria
Anitsocial, moi? Not since that time....!!
Quote:
Your personal assessment
You'll be fine.
Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you have antisocial tendencies if not a criminal record. If the authorities are not currently informed of your whereabouts call your local station immediately and give them your address.
Don
_________________“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”
Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:27 pm
Last edited by donstobbart on Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:29 pm; edited 1 time in total
Orikaeshigitae
Boot
Joined: 10 Jul 2004 Posts: 23 Location: In a place with no boundaries anyone can find
I have a feeling that it'd be a good idea to draw correlations between the data entered and the result given, perhaps to be able to skew the results for the future surveys.
edit: my data:
Section A
A1 <my real name>
A2 Male
A3 18
A4 As tall as a small tree
A5 Canada
A6 Yes
A7 Orikae
Section B
B1 Tretretretre
B2 Manchu
B3 Calm
B4 More
b5 Convincing
B6 Once a month
B7 People dressed as enormous furry animals
B8 None
Section C
None selected
Section D
First:
Quote:
A mother spider, crouched protectively over a crossaint (An earth pastry).
Second:
Quote:
A hedgehog. By the way, the 'enlarged images' link is broken.
Section E
E1 Under 5 seconds
E2 30-50cm each
E3 5-10s
E4 20+ seconds
E5 10-15s
Section F
F1
Quote:
Would you like this full-time job as museum curator and artist?
F2
F3
Quote:
It's my life's dream.
F4 <personal info>
F5
Quote:
Placing them in charge of a fictional country which they believe is real. The results of the test would be determined by how they administer the beaurocracy.
F6 Hungry
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:28 pm
poozle
Entrenched
Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Posts: 1090
Quote:
Your personal assessment
You clearly lead a rich and fulfilling life. I'm honoured that you have the time to spare for me. You really need to go out and buy a plant. Your barren home is draining the creativity from your psyche. Don't close your eyes. Darkness can blind you.
Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you do not look beneath the surface of things. You are essentially a credulous person with an underdeveloped sense of perception. Wise up.
I like it
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:43 pm
.X_x.
Guest
Quote:
Your personal assessment
Check yourself into a mental institution at the earliest available opportunity. Don't close your eyes. Darkness can blind you.
Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you have antisocial tendencies if not a criminal record. If the authorities are not currently informed of your whereabouts call your local station immediately and give them your address.
Im insane, blinded by the darkness, antisocial, and a criminal.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:00 pm
worthy_m
Boot
Joined: 28 Feb 2005 Posts: 28 Location: UK/USA
Quote:
Have you considered taking a grammar class? Or just using the spellcheck every once in a while? You really need to go out and buy a plant. Your barren home is draining the creativity from your psyche. Your attitude to buttering toast indicates a desire for perfection and success in all things - no matter what the personal cost. Not only will this approach inevitably lead to a crisis should success elude you but it will also condemn you to a lifetime of cold toast.
Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you have antisocial tendencies if not a criminal record. If the authorities are not currently informed of your whereabouts call your local station immediately and give them your address.
The particularly annoying thing being that I do try to use correct spelling and grammar. Other than in surveys, blatantly. Good to know I also have criminal tendancies.....
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:01 pm
buzman
Veteran
Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 109 Location: Kingston Upon Thames, UK
Very perceptive these Perplexians ...
Quote:
Have you done one of these tests before? Congratulations - you scored 104% Don't close your eyes. Staring into infinity can only lead to a sense of inadequacy and ultimately insanity.
Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you are unable to censor your own thoughts. Your stream of consciousness gushes like the rapids of the Mazy River and anybody entering into conversation with you is likely to drown. There are a number of excellent cognitive therapists in Perplex City who may be able to help you overcome your problem. I am not one of them.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:03 pm
Macavity
Entrenched
Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 883 Location: UNSC Comm Relay Station Alpha, West Shokan, NY
Quote:
Your personal assessment
Be wary of offering your opinions to people. They make provoke an aggressive reaction. Don't close your eyes. Staring into infinity can only lead to a sense of inadequacy and ultimately insanity. Like your hero TJ Hooker you tackle challenges head-on with determination and vigour paying scant attention to the law. This devil-may-care attitude may work for fictional crimefighters but it can be counterproductive in real life.
Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you are unable to censor your own thoughts. Your stream of consciousness gushes like the rapids of the Mazy River and anybody entering into conversation with you is likely to drown. There are a number of excellent cognitive therapists in Perplex City who may be able to help you overcome your problem. I am not one of them.
How interesting.
_________________
You are likely to be eaten by a grue. If this predicament seems particularly cruel,
Consider whose fault it could be, with no match or torch in your inventory...
NP: Erase The Truth
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:03 pm
Display posts from previous: All Posts 1 Day 1 Week 2 Weeks 1 Month 3 Months 6 Months 1 Year Sort by: Post Time Post Subject Author Ascending Descending