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[JoshTheBlack]

"Don't close your eyes. Staring into infinity can only lead to a sense of inadequacy and ultimately insanity."

This reminded me of when Zaphod Beeblebrox was thrown into the Total Perspective Vortex which is described as "most horrible torture device to which a sentient being can be subjected."

I don't remember what I put for the inkblots exactly. I know I wrote a lot. For the first one, I said it looked like a slightly overweight middleaged man wearing a top hat, carrying two holstered pistols, and walking into an electric fence.

For the second one, I said it looked like the extremely overweight 1/2 Chinese 1/2 Italian manager of the Tony's Pizza Parlor 3 1/2 blocks from my house who treated me very poorly the last time I purchased a pizza from him. He gave me a pizza with green eggs and ham. I do not like green eggs and ham and I told him so. He refused to make me another pizza unless I payed for both, so now I have turned the focus of my very large and organized alliance away from all IHOP restaurants until the local Tony's Pizza Parlor was annhilated. Once completed, my organization will return their focus to destroying every IHOP in the continental United States, and then finally, the world. VIVA LA RUSSIANBERRY!!!

Or something like that. Anyway, I got the one about stream of conciousness.

[Nightingale]

Mine was pretty accurate:

[Rand0m]

[Adam G.]

Your personal assessment

Be wary of offering your opinions to people. They make provoke an aggressive reaction. Your attitude to buttering toast indicates a desire for perfection and success in all things - no matter what the personal cost. Not only will this approach inevitably lead to a crisis should success elude you but it will also condemn you to a lifetime of cold toast.

Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you are unable to censor your own thoughts. Your stream of consciousness gushes like the rapids of the Mazy River and anybody entering into conversation with you is likely to drown. There are a number of excellent cognitive therapists in Perplex City who may be able to help you overcome your problem. I am not one of them.

[Adam G.]

[MagikGuy]

Have you done one of these tests before? Congratulations - you scored 104% Don't close your eyes. Darkness can blind you.

Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you are unable to censor your own thoughts. Your stream of consciousness gushes like the rapids of the Mazy River and anybody entering into conversation with you is likely to drown. There are a number of excellent cognitive therapists in Perplex City who may be able to help you overcome your problem. I am not one of them.

I have never got 104% on a test before, but I suppose there is always a first!

w00t, I have 104%, yay! lol

[PuzzledPineapple]

[GasparLewis]

[zaeil]

[Fiera]

Well, this is what I guess for saying the inkblots were Space Invaders and a crown...

[Sentinel]

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[manleym]

[Sentinel]

[myf]

I said the ink blots were: "a spider looming over its prey" and "a Japanese lion with a big moustache".

For the question I'd like to be asked, I put something like "why won't they let me put in the answers I really want?", to which the answer was "because the designer doesn't have my imagination".

And for the testing psychological makeup of earthlings (or whatever it says) I said summat along these lines: I'd draw a button on the wall, label it with "Do not push", and count how many people press it. My friend did it at a seminar once - apparently loads of people tried to press the non-existent button, and she got funny looks for laughing at them!

For the record, my assessment came out as