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[DrKra37]

Have you done one of these tests before? Congratulations - you scored 104% You really need to go out and buy a plant. Your barren home is draining the creativity from your psyche.

Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you have antisocial tendencies if not a criminal record. If the authorities are not currently informed of your whereabouts call your local station immediately and give them your address.


Nothing fancy or fun for me, alas. Clearly I need more houseplants in my dorm room

[duckiemonster]

I got the same results as the pineapple

And myf, I put something about an angry man with a big moustache for the inkblots. The first one I said looked like an alien holding its eyes.

Looking forwards to more of these

[Mokey Fraggle]

[quote="Sentinel"]

[eeeqz]

[EvilGenius]

FINALLY - someone who really understands an EvilGenius:

"Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you have antisocial tendencies if not a criminal record. If the authorities are not currently informed of your whereabouts call your local station immediately and give them your address."

*sigh*

Oh, and the first inkblot is clearly the Flying Spaghetti Monster (do you Brits know about Pastafarianism, the world's fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion?). The second, I should think, is Ping, the Chinese Hampster.

[jcane86]

[Dranioth]

[w0lfwoman]

i will take this to the therapist tomorrow

[rose]

just clicking through and reading the questions without answering them. To my surprise, I got this response:

[Misroi]

Avoid salads and tall men. Don't close your eyes. Darkness can blind you.

Your responses to the inkblot test suggest that you are unable to censor your own thoughts. Your stream of consciousness gushes like the rapids of the Mazy River and anybody entering into conversation with you is likely to drown. There are a number of excellent cognitive therapists in Perplex City who may be able to help you overcome your problem. I am not one of them.

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Out of curiousity, perhaps we should have people list their answers, as I'm intrigued on how Oistin's personality test determines whether he's someone he'd like to meet. It seems:

a) he likes plants, but not too many.
b) he doesn't like people who see darkness or infinity when they close their eyes.
c) he thinks Velcro is for losers.

[sixsidedsquare]

Oh now come on people, I thought it was quite obvious what the second inkblot was:

[duckiemonster]

[DrKra37]

My answer for the second inkblot was "A very angry, bald Italian plumber," because for some reason it made me think of what Mario would look like with no hair.

As for the buttering-your-hand question, I, being a boorish, barbarian American, chose 5-10 seconds or whatever it is. You can butter things much faster if you don't bother with a knife.

(That said, though, this was only because I don't see the point in using a knife when buttering something so ridiculous as your hand. I do use a knife, and take considerably longer, buttering toast.)

[idlemichael]

[Al Green]

A couple of thoughts.

Could there be some connection between the responses, a puzzle to solve maybe? They all seem a bit random, but from the posts here it looks like they're duplicated fairly frequently so there can't be too many.

The banner on Oistin's site looks like it's unnaturally blocky. I was wondering if it maybe contained information. Has anyone with more idea of this sort of thing taken a look?