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[BBuck]

[Jabba]

a pack of killer 12 year old girls....

[GasparLewis]

I'm a fan of, in order:

A(for humor value), G, D, C, F, E, B, A(realistically)

Of course, let's find out our when-and-where first, no?
For any plan from A-F, we need that first.
G, on the other hand, makes Hesh come to Caine/us.

My money is on G, simply because it's making sure, 100%, that Caine can do whatever there may need to be, because he's on the guest list because he was put there by Hesh.

And mobilizing the OK13DTFC wouldn't do much of anything; they love Ollie's irresistible charm, not Caine's tunes. It probably wouldn't translate.

Bananas n' Bear Hats, everyone, Bananas n' Bear Hats.

[duckiemonster]

Tippy would do it, I think. But it needs to be put to her properly.


Oh, Tips, Darling... I couldn't believe what I heard about that egotistical Helix and Serena-goody-two-shoes... you know, us Earthies have been hearing some strange rumors about her... artificial enhancers and the like. Well, you know, people talk to us, they don't think it'll get back.

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[psyche]

Maybe we should start a massive Ooze fanclub and start pestering for their music to be released here. We could start an Ooze fansite and post a lot of excited chatter. Or just bombard Hesh's email. If we managed to make ourselves look like a big enough potential market Hesh might decide it's a good idea to start buttering the band up, and then it ought to be easy for him to wangle an invite.

[Jabba]

i'm liking that idea. that and getting tippy involved. divide and conquer

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[GasparLewis]

But spitework isn't the name of the game!
It's snooping for phone and/or key records.

If we get Caine in for simply being Mr. Next-Big-Record-For-Earth, then Tippy has no reason to come. Of course, if we use anything from A to E, Tippy would play a vital role, and should then be involved; but if G's our top route, then everything else is just nonsense.

And we're detectives, for the love of trout, not matchmakers.

Long as we're throwing any thoughts out on the table, although I doubt it would matter or ever get any possibility, we might want to look into the Charles Factor. Good old Charlie Specht might do well to give us some tips. He'd be more than happy to screw around with the company that fired him... as long as he doesn't find out we're why.

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[Scott]

I'm sure Tippy would do it, but I can't imagine any scenario in which she would be invited. And any ploy to get her on the invite list would be just as effective as (only harder than) getting Caine on the invites. As much as I like Tippy, I don't think she is our ticket in.

No, I tend to fFavour having Caine getting asked in fFor business purposes. And we don't even need The Ooze post a fFull song if they don't have the time, we just have to build enough buzz fFor the band fFor Hesh to sit up and take notice. Perhaps get The Ooze mentioned in the Sentinel. Letter writing campaign perhaps? Maybe someone can craft a View fFrom Earth piece which pushes the band? (really a perplexian music review might be a nice article anyway .. hmmmm....)

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[chimera245]

Slight problem on the 'getting Hesh interested in Ooze' front.

If we push their profile aren't they going to pretty sharpish get hold of the Website/Blog, with it's 'Help me get into the party' entry?

Or am I over reading this.

I would have thought the Tippy escort approach would be more feasible.

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