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Brotherhalo
Veteran
Joined: 17 Oct 2003 Posts: 78 Location: Dark Side of Endor
... you have spent the last several hours trying to come up with a witty and funny reply for this or any off topic post.
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2003 6:03 pm
BrianEnigma
Entrenched
Joined: 05 Oct 2003 Posts: 1199 Location: Pacific Northwest
...you have all of MLO's appointments entered into your PDA.
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2003 6:07 pm
MatrixofReality
Decorated
Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 153 Location: Memphis, TN
...you start to wonder if all of the humor has dried up due to an over abundence of updates (he says with EXTREME sarcasm)...
It (this thread) was going good for about 48 hours.... let's see if we can't break 100... at least give the PM's something to laugh over when this is all said and done with...
_________________"You Think That's Air You're Breathing..."
Played: Metacortechs, ILB, Anglevine
Playing: Lurking Mostly...
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:55 am
Sunny du Pree
Unfettered
Joined: 01 Jan 2003 Posts: 636 Location: Push, Nevada
you freak out and realize that Wongmo and Walmart are in on some conspiracy when you run into a endcap full of round Smiley face cookie jars......darn I didnt have my camera with me!
Wongmo is a Wal-Mart shopper
_________________Grace and Peace
Sunny Du Pree
I dreamed a dream and now that dream has come for me
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:49 am
Kejej
Boot
Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 18 Location: Denmark
If you go to a restaurant to celebrate your 25th birthday with your boyfriend and you keep staring at a picture on the wall thinking "That looks like the house from Cascade Vortex"
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 2:55 am
MatrixofReality
Decorated
Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 153 Location: Memphis, TN
if you have contacted 23 individual public relations officers and they STILL have not replied to your one email a day regarding the creators of this game.... (TRUST ME I'VE TRIED THEM ALL)....
you attempt to analize people's avatar while waiting for updates
_________________"You Think That's Air You're Breathing..."
Played: Metacortechs, ILB, Anglevine
Playing: Lurking Mostly...
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 3:08 am
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Kejej
Boot
Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 18 Location: Denmark
if you drive yourself nuts trying to figure out all the new clues from November 6th instead of working on your exams project which is due tomorrow!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:27 am
yeahyeah
Decorated
Joined: 14 Oct 2003 Posts: 282
... If you sat through the entire set of credits for Revolutions trying to see if you could see any references to Dina, Thenekodas, or Beth..
*sigh*
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:12 am
Insomniac
Decorated
Joined: 14 Oct 2003 Posts: 234 Location: 01
...if you go and rent matrix dvds but ask for "the usual"
_________________"I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:34 pm
MatrixofReality
Decorated
Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 153 Location: Memphis, TN
... you no longer have to 'decypher' a puzzle.... to you it looks as though it's writen in english...
_________________"You Think That's Air You're Breathing..."
Played: Metacortechs, ILB, Anglevine
Playing: Lurking Mostly...
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:04 pm
bakntime
Unfettered
Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 462 Location: back in time
You discover that Beth McConnell may be moonlighting at clearcredit.com:
https://www.clearcredit.com/registration/default.asp?n=b
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:38 pm
bagsbee
Unfettered
Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Posts: 417 Location: NYC
...your work PC get's audited by Corporate IT because you've installed lots of software recently...
"Metacortex screensaver? what's Metacortex...Stegdetect...IP Scanner...you seem to have loads of new media files...Flash decompiler? What could you possibly need a Flash decompiler for?"
[EDIT] I never actually used the Flash decompiler, by the way...for educational purposes only [/EDIT]
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2003 1:47 am
R002092
Kilroy
Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 2
Theme You have the Metacortex desktop background, Screensaver, customised icons, theme of similar colours, repainted your room with a green tint, when at work, you build a matchstick replica of the metacortex building, wondering if there's a clue in the design and reply to all the auto-replies sent from meta cortex, wondering when the reply will change, to 'stop sending me messages'.
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2003 4:45 pm
heatha
Veteran
Joined: 04 Nov 2003 Posts: 74
Quote:
... If you sat through the entire set of credits for Revolutions trying to see if you could see any references to Dina, Thenekodas, or Beth..
when you did that, and then looked around at the other people doing the same thing, and wondered....are they? Are they? (but were afraid to ask in case they just liked the music)...
...when you go on a date and spend half an hour explaining ARGs and metacortechs to a guy who's never seen the matrix...
...when you decide not to answer his email the next day because you're busy looking at maps of King County in Seattle...after all, he can wait. There are puzzles to solve!
...when you're new and desperately trying to say something of substance, but wind up ending all posts with 'grasping at straws here...'
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 2:16 am
Insomniac
Decorated
Joined: 14 Oct 2003 Posts: 234 Location: 01
...you're about to fail all your exams because this is more important.
_________________"I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 10:46 am
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