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Phaedra
Lurker v2.0
Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
Relyt wrote:
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Miss Corinn would like to suggest switchin from Mac to Windows. You will'nt regret the change.
Thank you, and sorry for the abruptness of her message!
~Miss Corinn
Well, now we know she misleads.
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:41 pm
Relyt
Boot
Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 14
ImNotNull wrote:
[mac lover rant]Miss Corinn is a loon! To espouse an inferior platform shows that she clearly doesn't know a thing![/mac lover rant]
See? It's what Frank is telling us! Miss Corinn lies!
EDIT (I'm getting good at this, aren't I?):
OK, here's her reply:
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Ah, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler! When Miss Corinn channels the Other world she does not attempt to explain why! Her spirit guides moved her into action so she write to you! Your Mac will most likely suffice for whatever tis you need it for, but Miss Corinn wants you to know that you will have some difficulty with it in the near future!
~Miss Corinn
Not quite so funny. Oh well...
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:43 pm
Atom_Force
Veteran
Joined: 05 Oct 2006 Posts: 118 Location: East Coast, USA
Miss Corrin,
Sorry, I wanted to ask this question as well but wasn't thinking at the moment....
How will I die?
Thanks,
Atom
"Miss Corinn does not know the answer to that at the moment, as her Eye has fogged over, but she would not suggest throwin any "Smokin' Roof Parties" in the near future."
~Miss Corinn
Damn. Looks like this weekend's smokin' roof party is going to have to be postponed.
Sorry guys.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:59 pm
Relyt
Boot
Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 14
Atom_Force wrote:
Damn. Looks like this weekend's smokin' roof party is going to have to be postponed.
Sorry guys.
What am I gonna do with my weekend now? I guess I'll just sit and wait for my Mac to die.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:14 pm
Phaedra
Lurker v2.0
Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
I still say summon the Mac users.
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:05 pm
Beaky
Kilroy
Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Posts: 1
I love this bit:
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If you're interested in having a testimonial published on the site, send an email to testimonialsSPLAT psychicreadings.tk. I'll copy and paste it right away. No editing to make us look good! That's the FPR Guarantee. If what you see on here isn't what you typed, word for word, you get a Free Reading!
Of course, the reading would have been free (or Free!) anyhow...
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:34 pm
DrBunker
Decorated
Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 233 Location: Southern UK
Her reply to me:
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Oh, there be no need to worry there, James! Miss Corinn is absolutely free of charge. She is curious, though... what detractors do you mean?
Your conscience is not as clear as it should be, but there's no need to worry about askin Miss Corinn for help!
~Miss Corinn
In reply to:
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Dear Miss Corinn
Can this really be true? No payment required??
I'll not ask another, more challenging question of you (yet) as I am intrigued as to how you continue to provide a service such as this, especially considering the detractors you have.
Please assure me of your future well-being so that I may ask for your help with a clear conscience.
Doesn't say much but at least we know the replies aren't stock.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:11 am
GoodChild
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Feb 2006 Posts: 616 Location: Solitary Confinement
Mac user, reporting for duty. I hope Miss Corinn has a jamaican accent.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:51 am
DrBunker
Decorated
Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 233 Location: Southern UK
I posted yesterday that there was a mistake in one of the testimonials on the psychic site where it said:
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"she let me know his poor little hear was safe in the big doghouse in the sky"
This has now been changed to
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"she let me know his poor little heart was safe in the big doghouse in the sky"
In a similar way to the changing blog address it ends any speculation as to whether the mistakes were left as clues. It's also another confirmation that the PM's are monitoring this topic.
with this in mind: throw us a bone Frank (please)
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:54 am
Nova Loop
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Joined: 06 Apr 2006 Posts: 132 Location: wherever i go
It is great to be in a thread with Hy again!
Here was my question:
Quote:
Recently I have lost an important part of my life.
Can you tell me anything that will make me feel less sad about this?
Thanks
Her response:
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Miss Corinn wants you to know that the death of your loved one was NOT your fault, and you should stop feeling sorry for yourself. Even though there are many "What ifs", none of them are true. Go see that psychiatrist you have been considering, because a psychiatrist can sometimes do more than a psychic in matters such as loss. There is nothing Miss Corinn can say, although she regrets it very much, that can make you feel better. You need to accept the loss of your loved one and continue on with your life... that's what they would have wanted.
Thank you and Miss Corinn hopes this helps!
~Miss Corinn
So I sent a testimonial, but I don't think it will be posted. Since I put soooo much work into it, I thought I'd share it here:
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miss corinn is the real deal!
boy was i grumpy. i was relyt depressed when my pet bass "space" passed to the other side. i wanted to cry but my brother adam forced me to hold it back.
i kept having dreams with the letters I.M.B.R.I. after miss corinn explained that the loss was not my fault and i should stop feeling sorry for myself, i realized that those letters said out loud sound the same as embry as in embryo. i believe that space wants me to start over, to have a "rebirth" with a new bass. i will even keep space's same vet, dr. bunker.
UNderstanding my FeelIngs, her Counseling Taught me, no, made me realIze that my lOved oNe who had passed was Really happy. yoU don't know how good that made me feeL.
i was much bEtter after that.
thankS and happy aislyn everyone!
Kurt I. Amnull
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:18 am
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 8010 Location: My own alternate reality
ImNotNull wrote:
So I sent a testimonial, but I don't think it will be posted. Since I put soooo much work into it, I thought I'd share it here:
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:21 am
DrBunker
Decorated
Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 233 Location: Southern UK
ImNotNull wrote:
So I sent a testimonial, but I don't think it will be posted. Since I put soooo much work into it, I thought I'd share it here
You might just be right there!
I had another email from Miss Corinn - she sure is chatty:
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Miss Corinn be thanking you for your reply! No, she did not notice the suspicious testimonial with the suspicious capitalized letters... Thank you for calling this to her attention and she will remove the testimonial as soon as the fates allow. The claims made in the blog are completely unfounded and Miss Corinn will most certainly be contactin the writer of the blog to ask him why he upset. Miss Corinn remember Frank Dawes and his "questions" quite well.
Regardin the changing of "hear" to "heart", Ursula brought it to the attention of Miss Corinn that her testimonial made her seem uneducated while she is most certainly not. Miss Corinn's tech crew went back and changed it, and we have sent her a complimentary prediction of her financial success over the next few weeks. It seems
Miss Garrin will be winnin the lottery sometime soon.
Any further questions, just write back to Miss Corinn! She loves to hear from you!
Hopefully this means Frank might feel the urge to post another update...
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:16 pm
aislyn
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Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Posts: 77
Quote:
miss corinn is the real deal!
boy was i grumpy. i was relyt depressed when my pet bass "space" passed to the other side. i wanted to cry but my brother adam forced me to hold it back.
i kept having dreams with the letters I.M.B.R.I. after miss corinn explained that the loss was not my fault and i should stop feeling sorry for myself, i realized that those letters said out loud sound the same as embry as in embryo. i believe that space wants me to start over, to have a "rebirth" with a new bass. i will even keep space's same vet, dr. bunker.
UNderstanding my FeelIngs, her Counseling Taught me, no, made me realIze that my lOved oNe who had passed was Really happy. yoU don't know how good that made me feeL.
i was much bEtter after that.
thankS and happy aislyn everyone!
Kurt I. Amnull
That's awesome!
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:17 pm
GoodChild
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Feb 2006 Posts: 616 Location: Solitary Confinement
What? Miss Cleo, i mean, Miss Corinn hasn't responded to me. come one!! Gimme ma free psychic reeeeeadin'
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:26 pm
DrBunker
Decorated
Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 233 Location: Southern UK
anagrams For what it's worth (probably not a lot):
Miss Corinn = Crimson Sin
Frank Dawes = warns faked
I also noticed that the site's been updated to show a new "Weekly Horoscopes" section which is due soon.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:34 pm
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