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konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
[WEBSITE] Bob Berkell Media - from WR2 email It's on freewebs.
http://www.freewebs.com/bobberkell3543/
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konamouse wrote:
Hi Keely,
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:00 pm
Jenna
Unfettered
Got an email from Keely
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Let me guess. Bob met you through some sort of "online interaction"? And you know him by Addison? Bob has many lady friends that he has never mentioned. I will tell you what I told another online friend of his, I checked his drawers and found no clay thing. I just checked our voice mail and someone named Patricia Moore did leave four messages over the weekend. But I haven't returned her phone calls yet because she said she would be coming by today. So far, she's a no show but it isn't even 1pm yet.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:52 pm
kon[a]mouse
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10/23 from Keely - nothing in the drawer
Keely wrote:
Bob has online interactions? I knew he has some perv in him! And he slammed me for dizzy dating! Where the hell is he? I have clients screaming at me for tours and Bob is nowhere to be found. Do you know if Bob is somewhere having a non online interaction? The website guys are nearly done and they need a check and I'm not authorized! Sorry to go off on you but Bob left everything in my lap. And I looked in all of Bob's drawers and I don't see any clay anything. If you do know how to get word to Bob, could you ask him to get back to the office?
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:08 pm
danteIL
Unfictologist
So maybe the piece isn't a 'clay thing' Where did we get the idea that it was made of clay? Perhaps you should ask her if there's anything else unusual in there.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:13 pm
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
danteIL wrote:
So maybe the piece isn't a 'clay thing' Where did we get the idea that it was made of clay?
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:14 am
Jenna
Unfettered
Pah. Don't like Keely, she's rude to me lol;
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This is hilarious! Look, Jenna, I love that you guys are into this sort of "role playing" gig but I just can't keep a straight face. The five? Ooooo! Scary! Are you scared of Alan Johnson? Is he going to come and get you too? Sorry. Couldn't resist. Let me try to figure this out in my head. My boss, Bob, is Addison in this other world that you have going on. Patricia and Alan Johnson want something from Addison's desk. And now I'm in danger since I am the "keeper of the desk". My friend Tracy is going to love this story. Okay. So this is kinda fun. I will play along. What else would I be looking for in Addison's drawer? Another kind of object? A note?
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:13 am
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
What the heck did you tell her?
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:43 am
Jenna
Unfettered
I feel bad now.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:19 pm
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
Please don't feel bad So what if she thinks were mental institute rejects?
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Thanks Keely for checking Bob's drawer. I think I know where Bob is.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:59 pm
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
10/24 - Patricia has the Book from Bob's Desk - from Keely email.
Keely wrote:
That IS Bob. Listen, I have no idea what is true (if any of this could be) and what is not true, but I can tell you about my last 24 hours. Patricia Moore came by the office late yesterday but security (per my instructions) did not allow her to enter the building. When I finally left work last night, I was followed home by a light blue Prius. I noticed because I like those cars. It was Patricia Moore. When I pulled up to park, she pulled up across the street and parked. She got out of her car and introduced herself and she asked me about Bob's drawer. I told her what I had told you guys "There is nothing in that drawer." Patricia proceeded to pull a gun on me and order me back into my car. We drove back to the building and I let her go through Bob's desk. She did not find a piece of clay or tea plate or whatever it is that you are looking for. She did take an old paperback book called "The Day He Died". It was sitting there in Bob's right drawer along with a couple pens, Bob's "To Do" list and some bubble gum. (Bob's favorite) The second she found the book she ordered me back downstairs and into my car. I drove her back to her car and she left. So is that what you guys wanted? A book? Is this what Mr. Johnson wants as well? I have an email sitting in my inbox from someone named Dan that is approaching me like he is "Mr. Bizness" for Mr. Johnson. Should I tell him Patricia took the book? What works best for this whatever you're doing? What would Bob like me to do? I have to say this is all very weird and out there but that's cool if you guys like it. I'm surprised you can't get arrested for it though. I mean that gun Patricia pulled on me looked real. I can see why this would interest Bob. He has had a rough couple years and escaping into this is probably good for him. Let me know who I should tell what.
Bold is mine). THat is the same book that WR1 has on the gabfest page: http://www.gabcast.com/index.php?a=author&id=3371
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:21 am
Jenna
Unfettered
I got an email from Keely too....Looks like Alans been getting physical....
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Jenna! Call off this game or whatever the hell it is! Your Alan Johnson came to see me! He was oh so charming at first and intro'd himself but when I told him to "save it" and that his pals already "have the goods", he grabbed me by my hair and pulled me to the ground! And I couldn't fight back because he had these two huge goons with him! Alan put his face up next to mine and kinda smiled and then he screeched at me and demanded to know who had "the goods"! I told him I didn't know who the chick was! Look, I wrote to Heather earlier and asked what I should do and who I should tell what but I haven't heard from her! He asked me to describe the chick and I lied and said she was blonde! He got to his feet with this creepy smile on his face and straightened his tie. Then he screeched the name "Betty!" and ran out of the office! I called my friend Tracy and she's here with me now and she said I should write to you guys before I call the police! What should I do?! Is this supposed to be fun!? And somebody better warn Patricia Moore and whoever Betty is! That Alan guys is very psycho! I cannot believe Bob is doing this crap!
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:20 pm
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
Keely wrote:
What is going on?! I am flipping out! My friend Tracy said I should write again incase my email is acting up or maybe Alan Johnson's goons have tapped into it! I left the office and I'm staying with Tracy for a few days. Just so you guys know, I called the police and they are coming over here to take a report. I need Alan Johnson's address! I don't care if this is for fun or whatever! I don't get it and I'm pressing charges! Nobody drags me around by my hair! All this over a book!?
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:27 pm
danteIL
Unfictologist
Re: 10/24 - Patricia has the Book from Bob's Desk - from Keely email.
Keely wrote:
So is that what you guys wanted? A book? Is this what Mr. Johnson wants as well? I have an email sitting in my inbox from someone named Dan that is approaching me like he is "Mr. Bizness" for Mr. Johnson.
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:29 pm
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
10/26 - Bob's life is a train wreak
konamouse wrote:
I'm so sorry you got mixed up in all this. Sorry this took so long to get to me, I didn't see it until today. I wish the police could do something about Mr Alan Johnson, but his organization appears to have been "above the law" for centuries. Heck, "Mr Alan Johnson" isn't even his real name. I hope they find some fingerprints, but I have a terrible feeling that all evidence will disappear or something. We don't know where he is either, except his front is that he works for Otis Elevator Company.
Keely wrote:
Thanks Heather. The police did come by but they didn't seemed too concerned and kept asking me if Alan Johnson was my boyfriend or my ex-boyfriend and when I said no they then asked me if I ever meet with strangers I from chat rooms. What is that about!? I tried to explain what little I know about all this and they looked at me like I was nuts. I'm sure I sound nuts. I'm going to kill Bob for getting involved in this! I shouldn't be shocked that he did something so "out there". His life is a train wreck so I'm sure he slipped into this "whatever you call all this" to escape. I'm sorry if I asked you this before, but do you know Bob very well? He's a nice man. (uptight and cheap and a micro-manager but still nice) Good luck to you guys. If I find any more books or whatever, I'll let you know.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:54 am
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