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[MatrixofReality]

one time i was talking to this guy about something to eat...

concordantly he began to speak of chickens

ergo i heard from him that chickens make EXCELLENT roadkill....

vis a vis, why did the chicken cross the road...

The chickens desire to cross the road is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite the most sincerest efforts has been unable to be eliminated from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. and so we have irrevocably developed this control (roadkilling). And though the chickens have denied this over the centuries, rest assured..... this is the 1,587,629,345th we have run over this chicken....and we have become exceedingly efficient at it...

so why DOES the chicken persist to cross the road???

The function of the chcken is to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code he carries, reinserting the prime program. After which his underdeveloped brain will be required to select from the matrix 23 individuals, 22 female, 1 male, to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone who has every even THOUGHT the word chicken (and YES we have been keeping track), which coupled with the extermination of McDonalds will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire foodservice industy...

[XtRaVa]

lolz =]

[MatrixofReality]

i think that i'm going to do a collabortaion with the WB... a spin off of the matrix anthology... using nothing but animal...well....mostly chickens....i mean come on... just imagine the burly brawl... in a chicken coop.... with a shit load of roosters fighting a really cool looking chicken dress in black, with sunglasses that NEVER fall off..... it'd be a HIT....

i can see it now....

they need to have a CD placed in Memphis

PM's if you are reading this... drop one of the damned CD's in Memphis, TN... i so sick and tired of being left out of the loop.... i mean... come on... ya'll could say that it was mailed and fed ex lost it...so it ended up here at their corporate office....

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....please?....

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i'm going to eat some chicken FLAVORED Romen Noodles...i'll be back to ramble in a few...

[XtRaVa]

arent there laws against chicken fighting? lol

[joebrent]

Now that's more like it! Perhaps you're on to something, MOR, maybe the Matrix and Chicken Run franchises should merge. It could be in claymation, but with bullettime. British accents, and Keanu's surfer-dude cadences. "There is no spoon, wot wot WOT!"

The Architect, would of course remain the same. But when Neo meets him, he would say, "If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again bck-KACK!"

[WedgeGold]

KFC

[ParityBit]

[XtRaVa]

[Azathoth666]

Sort of like a perverse, Matrix-Meets-Chicken Run?

I'm sure Mel Gibson would chip in as a cameo voiceover guy...

[Insomniac]

[ParityBit]