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chixor1
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Joined: 28 Sep 2006
Posts: 360
Location: Scotland

Regarding his address last night:

Quote:

Greetings My Friend,
I want to commend you on a very charming presentation last night for us sammeeeees.
You certainly look dashing despite your recovery from an illness.
Such a tragedy for a tower of strength like yourself to be weakened by a silly sickness.

You have given us sammeeeees a lot to consider.
I am sure you will have our answer this evening as requested though.
Seems such a pity that our dealings with each other will soon be coming to a close.
However I am sure this pleases you.

I hope that you are regaining your strength as each hour passes, and I am sure we will be talking soon.

au revoir

Sallyyyyy

His response:

Quote:

Body: Greetings Sallyyyyy,

I thank you for your kind words about my address to the Sammeeeees last evening. Je t'adore, Sallyyyyy!

Now that our clock is ticking, I should like to address our plans to runaway to Fiji! I have found yet another lovely place for us to consider. We shall have round the clock service, glorious warm sand under our feet, and sunshine caressing our bronzed skin every moment of the day! Our nights will be filled with dancing!

I fancy this idea, Sallyyyyy. It would be a lovely way to live. I think about our days in Fiji often. It always warms my heart to spend time with you!

I do look forward to your answer this evening.

Cheers to you, Sallyyyyy! Fiji will always be ours!

Warm Regards,

Alan

I was going to ask you all "dare I ask him where this other place is?" but instead I think i shall ask him that exact thing.
I "think" he wants me to ask, I find it hard to believe a man as evil and calculating as Mr Alan Johnson would be too scatter brained to continue on one track of a conversation.

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:00 pm

chixor1
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Ask and you shall recieve

Quote:

Greetings again, Sallyyyyy!

To visit with you twice in one day is delicious! After much research and wandering around the internet I found a place that looks to be perfect for us. It is called Vatulele!

http://www.vatulele.com/location.cfm

It looks to have everything we should ever desire!

I am heading to the sauna, where I shall think only about you and our time together at this wonderland called Vatulele!

Cheers to the bronze us! Jusqu'� ce soir!

Warm Regards,

Alan

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:59 pm

drizjr
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Nothing new, really, except this is the first time(I think) that he says to us Sammeeeees, that Peeps stole something from him.
In response to AJ's demand video, I sent:

Quote:

Why Peeps?
Sir,
I have listened to your demands.
The exchange of the Spoocheeeee disc for the imprisoned, seems fair.
Why must you have Peeps?
He is nothing more than an ordinary man, now. What harm could he possibly do to you?
The safety of Addison, Happy Rogers, Dwin, Trinket, Higgs, Aunt Jayne, Ben, and Happy the dog, is foremost in my mind. Yet, I have grown to care a great deal about Peeps. I do not want to see him harmed or subjected to Room 505 for some reason.
What is your obsession with Peeps? I thought that you cared for him, at one time. Why do I detect such anger in your voice when you speak of him?

I await your response as I continue to mull over your demands.

Drizabella Juniorini

He replied:

Quote:

Greetings Drizabella!

Quite a delight to hear from you! Where do I begin with my feelings about the man called Peeps? Do you realize, Drizabella, if it were not for me, the man called Peeps, previously known to all as Buck Jones, would be cowering in a padded room somewhere? I am responsible for this man's life! Without me he would have never even have known what an "ordinary man" is! Peeps?! An ordinary man?! The assertion is ridiculous! He's insane, Drizabella! Peeps has never really lived in the "ordinary man" society! I do not believe he is capable of it! If he snaps, what then? Will you Sammeeeees come to his rescue? I think not! It will be me! It has always been me! From the moment that I bought him his news shoes, it has been me! And what did he do in return for my grand efforts? He left my care and stole from me! I will not quibble about the details, but you should know that this was a monumental betrayal, Drizabella! So, yes, I am angry with Peeps! And, yes, he is co!
ming home because I am know what is best for Peeps! He and I are nearly family! You do not turn your back on family! I am Peeps' family! If your family leaves you in your time of need, it is a crushing blow to the soul! This is WHY Peeps!

I hope I have made myself perfectly clear.

Cheers to you!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

eta:I sent this right after. I didn't want to get him angry and have Al the Knife show up.

Quote:

Sir,
I am pleased that you are delighted to hear from me.
Obviously, your feelings for Peeps run deep. And I appreciate your explanation. Family relationships can be very complicated, indeed.
You say that he stole from you. That is sad news. What was taken?
I haven't told you what tremendous stage presence you have on your video, and that is without the benefit of seeing your facial expressions. While I love the hat, it hides; what I imagine, is a stunning face to match that elegant voice.

Drizabella
P.S. What is the title of the bittersweet soundtrack in your video? It was the perfect compliment to your message.

He, of course, ignored the question about what was stolen, and wrote:

Quote:

Greetings again, Drizabella!

That is a beautiful piece of music! If my memory serves me, that song is on a limited edition for the glorious musical "Moulin Rouge". The people behind that film decided to release some of the music that had not been included in the original soundtrack. I must say I cannot listen to that piece without shedding a tear. Quite moving.

Thank you for understanding my position concerning Peeps, Drizabella.

Sleep well tonight, dear Sammeeeee.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:12 am
Last edited by drizjr on Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:04 am; edited 1 time in total

konamouse
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Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 8010
Location: My own alternate reality

konamouse wrote:

Mr Alan Johnson.
Sometimes I feel like I'm banging my head against the wall when it comes to Comrade Trumbo. Did I mention I think he is nuts? Anyway, the best I can gather from his ramblings is that his screenplay has to do with the indigenous people of the region of Los Angeles, the Tongva (later known as the Gabrielinos) Indians. They (like many other native tribes of the Americas), got a very bum rap with the arrival of the Europeans.
I've tried asking him more about it, but I haven't heard anything from him in a couple of days. Last thing he wrote to me was he had a pitch meeting.
Any ideas?
We want to free our friends (and Peeps).
Heather

Mr Alan Johnson wrote:

Greetings Heather!

The whereabouts of Mister Trumbo has me wondering again..... Where is he? I was told he was kidnapped by the white rose. Now, today, I have heard nothing. An associate of mine came to me yesterday and declared that Mister Trumbo was dead. I was certainly taken aback. I have heard so many different rumblings about Mister Trumbo and his screenplay and his Beverly Hills Communists coup and his obsession with the spirits of the Tongvas. Honestly, I am banging my head as well. What if the white rose did kidnap Mister Trumbo? And then they forced him to hand over piece five? You Sammeeeees could have this piece five right now and I would have no way of knowing. Your camp has been terribly quiet today. And now you have come to me with more ramblings about Mister Trumbo. I get the funny feeling that there might be something you Sammeeeees are hiding..... Do you have piece five, Heather? If so, we will count today as day one. I hope Peeps is packing his bags. If not, then no worries. Chalk up this little chat as just another rambling.

Cheers to us! I look forward to hearing from you and the Sammeeeees soon about my proposal. You have until midnight. Take your time.

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

konamouse wrote:

Mr Alan Johnson,
I can honestly say I do not have piece 5. It seems like we have been quiet because many of us were up quite late last night trying to find that blasted ceramic piece. Trumbo's blog trail is somewhat confusing and it's been hard to figure out what he was thinking when he hid that piece. Even the White Roses are getting stumped.

Many of us are not happy with the idea of Peeps offering himself up to you after all this time. I thought that if we found the disc, we can trade it for the Five, and you would leave Peeps alone so he can be an ordinary man. Why do you still want him?

The group will agree to your proposal, but only because it is what Peeps has offered. But I have a request. I would like the truth about Tutu (Trinket's sister). When we met her she was convinced you had kidnapped Tutu. She left messages all over the internet looking for her. Someone shows up claiming to be Tutu but then disappeared again. Please demonstrate your good faith by sharing what you know about this poor girl.

Once the fifth piece is located, the Sammeeeees will need instructions on how to get the disc to you.

Sincerely,
Heather

Mr Alan Johnson wrote:

Greetings Heather!

I can tell by your tone that you only speak the truth! Thank you! It is good to know you accept my proposal. There is no reason to worry about Peeps, my dear and sweet Heather. When we entered into this mishigas, I did not realize the white roses would be complicating matters with this so-called Spoocheeeee disc. Back on October 5th it was a fair trade. You give me Peeps and I'll give you the five. As I have said now on numerous occasions, I will not quibble about my reasons for wanting Peeps to come home!

Now we have this other element. You cannot expect me to hand the five over to you without first having the disc or some collateral! This would be foolish! And I am no fool! I know what Peeps means to you Sammeeeees. He is now the only way I can be sure you will send me the disc. I happen to know you Sammeeeees could not live with his blood on your hands. Peeps understands this is the only way, why can't you?

About Trinket and Tutu..... Perhaps we shall hear from dear, sweet and disturbed Trinket tomorrow evening. It is game night after all! It seems it may be our last game night together, Sammeeeees! Let us enjoy it!

Cheers to us! Cheers to Peeps! Cheers to the Five!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:33 am

danteIL
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Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1990

Someone is feeling on top of the world...

I wrote:

Mr. Johnson,

Greetings. How goes it today? I hope that you are
still recuperating nicely. I do like saunas, although
I cannot stay in them for extended periods of time.
Perhaps you are made of stronger stuff than I.

In any event, the Sammeeeees have been atwitter about
what to do concerning your proposal. In my mind their
choice is obvious, but what can I do to make them see
the light? I can assure that they do not yet have the
fifth piece. Mr. Dalton Trumbo may be a bit unusual,
but he is also very clever and guards well what he
holds dear. This fifth and final piece has been the
most elusive of the bunch. I think this is what is
delaying the Sammeeeees in their final decision. But
I am confident that they will eventually come around
and see things your way, and accept your offer. Let
me know if there's anything else I can do to help.

Yours,
Dante

A.J. wrote:

Greetings Dante!

I am feeling "fit as a fiddle" today! The doctors tell me I must still
rest. It is frustrating, Dante. I will do as they say. Fantastic
news! I have heard from the Sammeeeees and they have accepted my
proposal. Tonight I will have nothing but pleasant dreams! We are very close
to having it all, Dante! Perhaps tomorrow the Sammeeeees will find
piece five! That would be make it a perfect Thursday! Would it not?
Dante, have I told you that I think my dark cloud may nearly be gone
forever?

Cheers to us!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:37 am

konamouse
Official uF Dietitian

Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 8010
Location: My own alternate reality

[EMAIL] 12/7 - Peeps day of Freedom

Since he used a Yiddish term in his previous email (mishigas = "craziness")

konamouse wrote:

Well, Mr Alan Johnson....you know my feelings about you (I certainly haven't been shy about saying what a schmuck I think you are). I certainly hope you prove me wrong. What about Peep's request? For his day of freedom? He's been in hiding these long months, unable to enjoy the sunshine, the stars, the ocean, the garden. Will you agree to that request?

Thank you,
Heather.

P.S. Mr Abbott is a putz.

Mr Alan Johnson wrote:

Greetings Heather!

I can't remember anyone ever calling me a "schmuck" as you so delicately put it. You are a wonder!

The man called Peeps may have his day of freedom. Tell him to enjoy this "ordinary man" frolic. His day will begin tomorrow morning at sunrise and end the following sunrise. If you Sammeeeees retreive the piece five today or tomorrow, I expect Peeps on my doorstep Saturday morning. He may have enough time to go home and gather his things, but I expect him before noon on Saturday. Thank you, Heather. You are and always will be a treasure! I hope you shall make it to game night this evening!

The world is OURS!

Cheers to us!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

Schmuck = limp dick, Putz = penis

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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:02 am

danteIL
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Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1990

I got a similar mail about Peeps' day of freedom:

A.J. wrote:

Greetings Dante!

I must report to you that my night was not full of sweet dreams as I
had hoped. I was haunted by voices from my past. It reminded me of the
classic novel by Dickens titled "A Christmas Carol". The voices came
to me in the form of dark and frightful dreams. I woke from the last
one an hour ago, Dante. Perhaps I will rest later today.

As far as Peeps is concerned, yes, he can have his 24 hours as an
ordinary man. I will not search him out or scoop him up. Tell the man
called Peeps he may have his day beginning at sunrise tomorrow. If the
Sammeeeees find the piece five today (or tomorrow), I should expect Peeps
on my doorstep the morning following his "ordinary man" day. That
would make it Saturday, Dante. Tell Peeps to enjoy and I shall see him
first thing Saturday morning.

Enjoy your day, Dante! The world is and always shall be OURS!!!!!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

So let me guess... the voices are Kinder, Barney, Jennifer Nelson etc etc...

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:12 am

konamouse
Official uF Dietitian

Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 8010
Location: My own alternate reality

[EMAIL] 12/8 - he doesn't want any family

konamouse wrote:

We are very close to finding piece 5. I am confident it will be in our hands by tomorrow night.

A sheynem dank for sending Trinket to the hospital. But that doesn't answer all the whole question. How did your fake Tutu know the answer to Trinket's Livejournal question? Did you have her break into Trinket's apartment and take all those papers she told me about (and then said they were all missing two days later)?

I know you are a lonely man, Mr Alan Johnson. Somewhere you must have mishpokhe. Maybe we can help you find them?

Heather

(funny thing, I wrote about him being a lonely man before we found alonelyworld.blogspot).

Mr Alan Johnson wrote:

Greetings Heather,

Happy Friday to you! I am up to watch the sunrise on this ordinary day for the man called Peeps. I must confess, I look forward to his return. He and I have much to talk about. You are not the only one with questions, Heather. I have some of my own. For instance, why did the man called Peeps leave our great company? It makes no sense to me. He was a man well respected and well paid. Why would you leave all of this for the life an ordinary man? It proves my point even further that Peeps is a madman and desperately needs the care of professionals.

This information about Tutu and Trinket's babysitter was easily obtained, Heather. One phone call to their very helpful and very chatty Mother was all it took. One of my associates posed as a former resident of their cute little hamlet and asked the girl's helpful and chatty Mother if she remembered the name of a woman that used to babysit the girls. My associate included, "This woman was a smoker and recently won the lottery." Then my crafty associate went on to explain that several former babysitters in their area were being investigated for some sort of "crime ring", where they would case out people's homes and then break in at a later date to steal the goods. "Mom" was more than happy to give out the name of Mrs. Sprague. And, yes, I did have another associate go to Trinket's apartment to search for some papers. Nothing of importance was found. This associate was more than certain that YOU would eventually give over the information we were searching for, but you did not. I know it was all terribly deceptive but all is fair, Heather, in love and war.

Your knowledge of yiddish is quite curious, Heather. I have no "mishpokhe", as you put it. I believe Dr. Kinder saw to it that you know my history. I was left by my parents to rot in a place known as Taunton. But I did not ROT, Heather!!!!! I rose!!!!! Despite those unloving and cold cruel people, I rose to become the leader that I am today!!!!! If I were to meet these animals that left me on that wintery night, I would spit at their feet and turn my back. I have no need for them or anyone associated with them!!!!!

I have Patricia Moore in my life. Between you and me, I am hoping she will soon pledge to be mine forever. After this fiasco if over, I will have her at my side once more. I do have a tiny secret to tell, three jewelers came by my house yesterday to show me rings. It is time for me to settle down, Heather. Together, Patricia and I will raise this boy, Dwin, or Kevin if you prefer..... and perhaps we shall live happily ever after.

Cheers to my new family!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

konamouse wrote:

Thank you for confirming my suspicions about the "Tutu" with whom I was emailing.

Well, if you are going to propose to Patricia, I suppose you will have your family after all.

Can you tell me if you shall continue to reside in the Los Angeles region, or perhaps are making plans to move out of state (I would like to avoid running into you in the future).

mit grus dayn
Heather

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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:19 am

danteIL
Unfictologist

Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1990

A.J.'s thoughts on the mental health system

I wrote:

Mr. Johnson,

From your messages to the Sammeeeees tonight, it
sounds like you have had your hands full today dealing
with difficult members of the Five. I hope that you
are able to have a nice relaxing evening. The trivia
game that you provided was very interesting. Do you
have a particular interest in these state supported
mental hospitals? It is sad how so many young people
are separated from their families only to end up in
places like that. Very tragic.

The Sammeeeees are not yet in possession of piece 5,
unfortunately. I don't know what the delay is. I can
say, however, that I have passed along to Peeps youre
acquiescence to his request for a day of freedom and
he understands the terms. I think that everything is
working out nicely, Mr. Johnson.

Cheers indeed!

Yours,
Dante

A.J. wrote:

Greetings Dante!

I am so happy last evening was entertaining and informative!

The Mental Health system is of great interest to me, Dante. I am a
very caring man. The work of this one doctor named Kirkbride has always
fascinated me. This man was on the cutting edge at a time when people
wanted to lock up the mentally ill and throw away the key. Dr.
Kirkbride stepped up and told them all that he knew that most mentally ill
individuals could be saved and lead very normal lives within society. They
simply need the right kind of care!!!!! I believe the percentage he
threw out was around 80%! Think of all the people today that are
discarded onto our streets, Dante! It breaks my heart to see these people
wandering around in need of help. I do believe there were many Hospitals
who were abusive and that the "old system" of caring for mental illness
would not suffice. But if we took hold of the ideals of a man like Dr.
Kirkbride and married those ideals with a safer and more caring system,
think of the change we could make for this large group of unfo!
rtunate people in our society!!!!! It is my greatest desire, Dante,
to make a difference for the weak and neglected.

I am certain the man called Peeps is off with his hands digging up the
dirt as I write this. He is a strange fellow.

Enjoy your day!!!!! Cheers to us, Dante!!!!!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:23 pm

danteIL
Unfictologist

Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1990

Well I tried...

I wrote:

Mr. Johnson,

I am writing because the Sammeeeees have turned up
some information that I believe you would very much be
interested in. The White Rose has apparently
furnished them some information on your former family,
the Walkers. This information is listed here:
http://alanwalkersfamily.blogspot.com/

I know that this might be painful, Mr. Johnson, but I
hope that I have done enough over the past months to
earn your trust so that you will listen when I say
that I might be important for you to consider what
this information might mean. Some of this information
about the Walkers matches well with what the
Sammeeeees learned from Dr. Kinder. Am I correct in
guessing that you might actually be "Alan Walker born
05/05/1951 in Danvers"? If so, then the other people
listed are your relatives, Mr. Johnson. Your family.

I'd like to draw your attention to two people in
particular: The first is "Sara Lynne Walker, born
1962." One of the Sammeeeees has been in contact with
this Sara Walker, who has confirmed that she had an
older brother Alan that her parents told her died as
an infant. Is it possible that Sara is your sister,
Mr. Johnson? Sara has a son "Alan Thomas." That
would be your nephew, Mr. Johnson. A five year old
boy.

The other important person is "Thomas Walker, born
1959". Sara has indicated to the Sammeeeees that her
brother Thomas was sent away when he was 10 years old
due to mental health problems. Based on the ages and
the location (Danvers), the Sammeeeees have come up
with the strong speculation that this brother Thomas
might actually be the same person that we know as the
man called Peeps. I know that this might be shocking,
Mr. Johnson -- or perhaps you suspected as much all
along? Did Dr. Kinder ever say anything about this to
you? She introduced you and Peeps, after all. Sara
Walker mentioned one particularly interesting detail.
This is is from one of her emails to the Sammeeeees:
"I don't know for sure where Thomas was hospitalized,
but I have always thought it might have been Danver's
State Hospital. It is very close to where we lived.
Boxford is no more than fifteen or twenty minutes to
Danver's State Hospital. I remember seeing it on the
hill when we would drive on highway 95 when I was a
child. We were usually going to Putnam Pantries.
Putnam Pantries is just off the 95. You can see
Danvers State Hospital from the parking lot of Putnam
Pantries. It was my family's favorite place to go for
a treat."

I can't help but remember that Putnam Pantries is also
the location where you saw Peeps break down after
hearing "After You've Gone." I know that this
information is all circumstantial, Mr. Johnson, but as
I said I do think that it deserves some consideration.
I hope that you do not find me out of line for
sending you this. I only do so out of my concern for
your well-being.

Cheers to family.

Yours,
Dante

A.J. wrote:

Greetings Dante!

I apologize for taking all day to answer your note. You must
understand that this information has taken me aback. Most of today I have spent
lounging on my bed and wondering how this could be. You see, Dante,
although it may sound childish, I have alway held tight to the thought
that after my family so coldly abandoned me on the steps of Taunton, they
were all involved in a devasting accident and gone forever. This would
explain why they never came for me, their little boy, who was lost
without them in a world full of strangers who appeared to be monsters.

It would be very difficult for me to believe that Peeps were my tiny
brother. Also, after close examination, I see the date that this Thomas
was born is not the date my brother was born. My tiny brother was
born, I believe in 1955. If my memory serves me correctly, he had
celebrated his first birthday about a week or so before I was deposited on the
steps of dear old Taunton.

You have been hanging around the Sammeeeeees too much, Dante. As I
write this to you, it has now hit me! This is the Sammeeeees! They have
more than likely fabricated this fantastical tale for you to tell me!
Those Sammeeeeees are so worried about their "Peeps", they will do or
say anything to make sure no harm comes to him. What a perfect plan
this is! The man called Peeps is my long lost brother therefore they are
guaranteed his safety! They are a delight! That page and the emailing
and whatnot has been set up by these Sammeeeees!

I am certanly glad I figured out this ruse! Can you imagine? Peeps
and I brothers? It is quite funny if you think about it. Thank you for
coming to me with this news, Dante. I can tell by your tone that you
are quite sincere about all this. You are a true friend to me. I
know how very lucky I am to have someone as good and true as you as my
close associate. Who knows, Dante, perhaps someday soon I shall have a
family of my own. Thank you, Dante.

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

Cheers to family!

So are we missing something about those dates??

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:53 pm

konamouse
Official uF Dietitian

Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 8010
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danteIL wrote:

So are we missing something about those dates??

Good try, danteIL.

I tried to logically figure it out through my interactions with Sara last night.

There are a lot of coincidences that might lead us to believe that Peeps is Thomas. But there are some inconsistencies. Cathy explained that Spoocheeeee likes to cover their tracks with the jackal histories. Funny that a 10 year old (Peeps) would not remember his birthday, but a 5 year (AJ) old could?

According to the Family Tree posted by Dick White, Thomas born in 1959, would be 47 years old, AJ would be 55. That is a difference of 8 years.

According to the report from AJ, he was 25 when Peeps was 18. That is a difference of 7 years (pretty close to 8, depends on the time of year). This would be 1976. That would give Peeps a birth year consistent with 1959. And he would have been 10 years old in 1968.

According to Dr Kinder's report, his hospital re-admission in 1980, Peeps was 25 years old. That would give Peeps a birth year consistent with 1955!

According to Sara, her brother Thomas was born in 1955, she was 2 or 3 when he was 10 years old and sent to the mental hospital (in 1965).

So, the years aren't lined up. Did Mr AJ get a fake history to match the dead Alan Walker, or was that him for real? Regardless, I refuse to tell Sara her long dead brother might be alive but he's a psychotic killer. And Mr AJ's last email to me indicated that he harbors quite a grudge against his family so I'm afraid he would take it out on any relative even if they weren't alive when he was abandoned.

Guess the only way we could know for sure is maybe hypnotize Peeps to bring back his memories from before he was 10 years old? Or do a blood test? Both sound pretty improbable right now.

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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:44 pm

danteIL
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Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1990

A.J. followed up on his own email:

A.J. wrote:

Greetings Dante!

Just a couple questions about this "Walker family".

Let us entertain the idea that this "Sara" is a real woman. Did Sara
say anything about Alan Walker, other than "he died"? Did these parents
ever talk about him? I would guess, if this "Sara Walker" were a real
person, that the parents must have said nice things about Alan. After
all, I see Sara named her son after him. She must have very good
feelings about this brother she never knew. The idea of that touches me,
Dante, in a way that I cannot put into words. I must be honest with you,
although this does seem a bit fantastical to me, I suppose it could be
true. But even if it were true, my friend, too much time has passed and
too many deeds have been done that cannot be undone. Let's not pretend
I am an "ordinary" man, Dante. I am afraid I am the sort of man that
people like this "Sara" should keep in a lovely memeory. If this Sara
were indeed my sister, I would wish her well always, but I have enough
of a good heart and good sense not to open that door. Some thi!
ngs are not meant to be, Dante. That is, if it were true.

Let us leave this subject alone. Thank you, Dante.

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:03 pm

RedHatty
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Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1428
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I tried to "push" the envelope with AJ
He won't bite

I sent

Quote:

Mr. Johnson,

As you know, I have been in constant contact with the Sammeeeees. Congratulations, I understand that the Spoocheeeee disc will soon be yours forever.

The Sammeeeees have uncovered some interesting information regarding your family. You still have family out there, an elderly mother, a sister & a brother.

It seems that something happened when you were but 5 yrs old to make your parents take you to the asylum.

If I may, I too have children & know how horrible sibling rivalry can be. I remember a night wne I woke up to my son (the older) setting fire something in the house & wielding a knife at his baby sister.

Unfortunately for me, my son , even with psychological treatment, never got over his sibling rivalry & in later years found new & "improved" ways of hurting his sister. He no longer lives with me & his sister as a result.

For you, though, it would have been about 1956 - and we know that psychiatry was practically in the stone ages back then - when you would have acted upon your feelings of sibling rivalry.

Did you use your favorite little red knife to try and cut your baby brother's throat? Did you get caught in the act & that is why your parents - who I am sure did not know any other way to deal with the situation - took you to the asylum?

I cannot judge you over what you did as a child of 5, you weren't even old enough to know right from wrong then (of course, most people didn't realize that back then either) and I know just too well how common that kind of acting out on sibling jealousy/rivalry really is.

Would it help you to know that your brother survived that? Or would you, now as an adult with that knowlege, try to complete what you started as a confused & jealous little boy?

I would hope & pray that you would like the opportunity to express true remorse for mistakes made as a child.

Red

He replied

Quote:

Greetings Red!

My associate, Dante, wrote to me about this "family". I shall tell you what I told Dante. Although I know you only come to me out of the goodness in heart, you must understand a few things.

It is a lovely tale. The long lost Walkers! This Sara being reunited with her gone but not forgotten brother (or brothers) and they are happy ever after. This is not the tale of MY life, Red. I have a good understanding of myself. I am not a man who will suddenly be changed because of the presence of some long lost relatives. In fact, Red, I don't know how I would feel about this family if faced with it. And I should not like to discover that it brings out my dark cloud!

As I said to Dante, too much time has passed and too many deeds have been done that cannot be undone. Let's not pretend I am an "ordinary" man. I am Mr. Alan Johnson and I honestly have no desire to change. I am afraid I am the sort of man that people like this "Sara" should stay away from. I am better kept as a dream or memory. As far as "Thomas" is concerned, I find it hard to believe that Peeps and I are related. The circumstantial evidence does make me wonder, but it tells us nothing for sure.

There are some things that are better left alone, Red. I believe this is one of those things for me. I will not discuss anything else. Please do not be offended. I feel it is not worthwhile to discuss my childhood. My memory is sketchy and I'm certain I have painted many untruths into my history. I am what I am. This will not change.

Thank you, Red, for coming to me with your honesty and your concern. Please, let us leave this stone unturned.

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:45 am

Mountain Girl
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Joined: 16 Sep 2005
Posts: 650

My message to him:

Mountain Girl wrote:

Mr. Johnson,

Although it would appear I have been absent, I have still been in constant contact with the Sammeeeees. I understand that congratulations are in order because the Spoocheeeee disc will soon be yours.

I am fascinated by you, Mr. Alan Johnson. You are a powerful creature who is worthy of many accolades. I wish to understand all I can about how you grew into such a intriguing person. If I may be so bold, would you please impart to me more of your historya? Whatever became of your mother, sister, and brother? Was there much sibiling rivalry between you?

I wonder what you were like as a child, dear Mr. Johnson. Why in the world would your mother wish to send you to an asylum? Did she not understand your greatness? Was she afraid of it?

I hope you have a wonderful day, and see fit with sharing some of your history with me.

Blessings Abound,
Mountain Girl

Mr Alan Johnson wrote:

Greetings Mountain Girl!

I remember you well! Very nice to hear from you! Your concern for me is delightful and warms my heart. You Sammeeeees are quite occupied with my history. My advice to you all is to let it go. I have moved on from this unfortunate chapter in my life and so should you.

I will tell you this, Mountain Girl, as a boy of five, being left on the steps of Taunton was not a happy affair. My parents were wrong to turn away from me. This fact will never change. I was a boy! Albeit, a remarkable boy with a quick wit and great charm that blossomed into the man I am today! I would say you hit the nail on the head, Mountain Girl! My parents were more than likely afraid of the man I would become! They could not stand in the shadow of my greatness! I believe it had been their plan all along to be rid of me! Why else would they bring another boy into our family! They were a despicable twosome! That is enough!

We will not speak of this again! Please tell the other Sammeeeees that I have had enough of this trip down memory lane! ENOUGH! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!! I SHALL HAVE MY OWN FAMILY VERY SOON AND I WILL NEVER HAVE THE NEED FOR THIS OTHER FAMILY FROM MY PAST! MY OWN FAMILY WILL LOVE ME FOREVER AND THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE ME!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!!! THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE ME!!!!!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:15 pm

danteIL
Unfictologist

Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 1990

wherein I get a surprising offer.

So I try again to talk up the Walkers, and A.J. tries to move on with his life, but in a scary way...

I wrote:

Mr. Johnson,

In all honestly I don't know much about the Walkers.
Sara was asked about her brother Alan's death, and
this is what she said: "You asked about Alan's death.
I don't know for sure, but I have always thought it
was some sort of accident involving a knife. My
parents were always overly worried whenever I even got
near a knife. It may sound terrible but I never asked.
I could see so much pain in their eyes about Alan. I
couldn't bring it up. They were not perfect parents
but they both worked so hard for me to have a good
life. My Dad was a really sweet man. Just one of those
people who couldn't help but be nice. He's gone now
and I truly miss him."

So clearly her parents were really broken up by
whatever happened to Alan. By whatever happened to
you. I don't believe that they were the horrible
parents that you perhaps remember them to be in your
mind. You admit yourself that you were very young at
the time. It seems possible that they were forced to
give you up by circumstances beyond their control. I
do think that it says something that they kept the
thought of you alive enough such that Sara wanted to
name her only son after you and her other brother,
Thomas. Speaking of Thomas, I know that the dates
don't completely work out, but as you well know the
Spoocheeeee were notorious about hiding the dates and
family information of their jackals. It is very
possible that the dates that you know for Peeps are
completely wrong. There is a lot of circumstantial
evidence tying him to this boy Thomas Walker. Here is
another memory from this woman Sara, about Thomas: "I
was so young at the time. It is so hard to remember
anything at that age. I do remember that moment in the
garden with him. And I can see his face clearly but
that is it. He had this big sweet smile and I think
brown eyes and he was wearing a beige cowboy hat with
a red chin string. I do remember my Mom said Thomas
loved to pretend he was some old cowboy named Buck
Jones."

I believe this explains why Peeps chose to name
himself Buck Jones. It seems possible, Mr. Johnson,
that Peeps is your brother. Yes, perhaps the
Sammeeeees are playing some elaborate game to try to
convince you of this information, but don't you owe it
to yourself and to Peeps to try to discover the truth?
Could you live not knowing the real story of Alan and
Thomas Walker?

Yours,
Dante

A.J. wrote:

Greetings Dante!

I am here in my room awaiting the arrival of the man called Peeps. He
is due to arrive by midnight. I want you to know, Dante, I have read
and reread your notes to me again and again. If this is not a Sammeeeee
tall tale, then I do suppose it could all be true. It is quite
coincidental. What a strange twist of fate..... I wish it made me feel good
and happy, Dante, but it does not. I have sat with this for over 24
hours now and this news and thoughts of my past have only brought me
feelings of dread. This news has also brought back to me my dark, dark
cloud, Dante. I cannot explain to you why it would do this, yet there it
is over my head. I think it is best if I forget this news and try to
keep it out of my mind.

DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! Do you hear
wedding bells, Dante? You do? So do I!!!!!! The lovely and delightful
Patricia Moore will be here any moment, Dante. I am going to ask her to
be mine forever. Patricia and the boy named Dwin, or Kevin if you
prefer, will be my family! We will be happy ever after, Dante! I will not
need these Walkers! The Johnson clan will be enough to keep my happy!
This is great news! Don't you agree, Dante? I come to you with this
news because I would like to request that you come west for the wedding
and stand beside me, Dante, and be my best man! Since we have never
met, I am not certain you are a man..... if not, you shall be my best
person!!!!! This would mean a great deal to me, Dante. In this world of
strangers you are a respite for me. Thank you for being a good and
honest friend! You have helped through some very dark days lately. I
will remember how good you have been to me always. Please let me !
know if you will be able to attend the event! I believe we should
marry very soon! I will ask Patricia to take my hand on New Years Eve!
We shall have a wonderful party! It will be a new beginning for me,
Dante! A new road! A new life!!!!!

Cheers to life!!!!!

Warm Regards,

Mr. Alan Johnson

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:01 am

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