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I HaVE FIGURED OUT WHT THERE IS NO ALCOHOL
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Trace
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I HaVE FIGURED OUT WHT THERE IS NO ALCOHOL
WHY THERE IS NO ALCOHOL

ok, i was scanning the news lookin for oddities, which i do alot, and most of us know by now thinks dont always pop up right way, but they are there

well in the ad for BLACK VODKA

Quote:
(advertisement)
Friday, Jan 16, 2037
DEUS CITY -

Have you tried BLACK VODKA?
It's so smooth you won't know its legal!


No one would disagree that the illegal substance prohibition is the best thing for us all. Who wants to be a slave to King Alcohol? But it doesn't mean we have to give up social drinking from time to time! Try it tonight and if you don't like it, we'll credit back the cost of any second bottle. Scan in - we'll even deliver to your door. Buy it smooth, buy it legal, buy it BLACK!
Black Vodka is a product of Wright Industries Synthetic Alcohol Manufacturing and its subsidiaries.



notice where it says King Alcohol,, specificly being a slave ot it... well for some reason i tryped King alcohol in google, and found this

Quote:
King Alcohol: A Comic Temperance Glee
Song performed by: Leslie Beukelman and Dean Potter (vocals). Recording engineer: Matt Dotson.
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King Alcohol has many forms
By which he catches men
He is a beast of many horns
And ever thus has been.

Chorus:
For there's rum, and gin, and beer, and wine
And brandy of logwood hue
And hock, and port, and flip combine
To make a man look blue.
He says be merry, for here's good sherry
And Tom and Jerry, Champagne and Perry,
And spirits of every hue,
O are not these a fiendish crew
As ever a mortal knew
O are these a fiendish crew as ever a mortal knew.

King Alcohol is very sly
A liar from the first
He'll make you drink until you're dry
Then drink, because you thirst.

Chorus

King Alcohol has had his day
His kingdom's crumbling fast
His votaries are heard to say
Our tumbling days are past.

Chorus:
There's no rum, nor gin, nor beer, nor wine
Nor brandy of any hue
Nor hock, nor port, nor flip combined
To make a man get blue
And now they're merry, without their sherry
Or Tom and Jerry, champagne and perry
Or spirits of every hue
And now they are a temperate crew
As ever a mortal knew
And now they are a temperate crew
And given the devil his due.

The shout of Washingtonians
Is heard on every gale
They're chanting now the victory
O'er cider, beer, and ale.

Chorus


look for yourself @ http://dig.lib.niu.edu/gildedage/songs/kingalcohol.html

how interesting, mostly the part where it says
Quote:
King Alcohol is very sly
A liar from the first
He'll make you drink until you're dry
Then drink, because you thirst.

apparently this idea is the basis of why there is no real alch in deus
i have also included the songs audio version, and am willing to bet it may be one of the whistle tunes, or other such odd songs are related

Trace
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:31 am
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Wabonan
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lol All that will end when they make me secretary of beer ...free beer for everyone.... lol I been pushing for that position since the begaining...lol

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:47 am
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"Secretary of really bad non-alcoholic beer" you mean?

Razz

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Wabonan
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Nope the beer of the future will be
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Milwaukees Best Ice

LMAO

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Trace
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lol still, it is very interseting, even ethan thought so

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Matty Ice

Oh GOD NO!!!

NOT THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


if that's the best we have to look forward to, then i'll kill myself right now.

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Trace too lazy to log in
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LOL

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WolfHawk
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Who cares about beer? I want my rum!!!!!!!! (Mardi Gras is just around the corner!!! Woo Hoo!!!)

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Trace
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YEAGERMEISTER YEAH

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Jose the gatekeeper would agree to the non alcohol policy. Real peace can't be achieved when everyone favorite passtime is to drink something that makes them act against the logic and reason.

But I would murder whoever tries to steal the right to spend a good evening over some martinis, drink some beers while watching TV and get wasted with old friends every now and then.
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Drowning my worries in Slusho.

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