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dmax
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Joined: 09 Jan 2003
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 		Joke repository
Three Wishes:

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
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jamesi
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002
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Location: Canadia

 		* Adapted from a joke I heard by Norm MacDonald on Late Night with Conan O'Brien *

A guy walks up to the counter and says, "I'd like an order of French Toast please." The person behind the counter looks at him strange and replies, "You must be French."

"I must be French? What kind of bigotry is this? Just because I'm ordering French Toast, I am automatically French? What if I ordered an English muffin? Or some Polish Sausage? Or perhaps a Greek salad? What then? I mean, really buddy... what makes you assume that I'm French because of the food I order here?"

"Well, sir... for starters, this is a hardware store."

Moral of the Story: jamesi dislikes French people
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AnthraX101
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Joined: 18 Mar 2003
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 		Hey, go easy on the French.

They haven't had a chance to surrender to a weaker army since World War II.

Twisted Evil

AnthraX101 (All in good humor)
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