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InsaneFox · Boot Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 46

A riddle.

**Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 11:26 am

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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Rogi Ocnorb

Squeek!

**Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 12:42 pm

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InsaneFox · Boot Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 46

A little late, but...

**Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:38 am

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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

DeformedUncleLouie · Decorated Joined: 22 May 2005 Posts: 220

Did the chair guy kill himself?

**Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:39 pm

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Francus

Second riddle:

**Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:48 pm

InsaneFox · Boot Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 46

No and no. No need for spoilers here. Work off of other peoples questions.

**Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:02 am

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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

DeformedUncleLouie · Decorated Joined: 22 May 2005 Posts: 220

Yeah I was going with hanged himself as well.

Here are 2.

Was chair guy murdered?

By chair do you mean office or position? Like chair on the board?

**Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:37 am

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smiley · Boot Joined: 22 May 2007 Posts: 24

The chair guy:-

Either he was so depressed at not having become a professor that he killed himself Razz

Or he was a lion tamer. Cool

**Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:11 am

InsaneFox · Boot Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 46

Wow, good job there. All these questions are questions I asked myself. And smiley, I dont know if you were being sarcastic or not, but that is the correct answer. He was a lion tamer. This next one I am still working on myself, lets see if any of you have bright ideas.

A woman walked into a cafe and ordered a glass of water. The man behind the bar pointed a gun at her, and after a moment (or minute, cant remember) she thanked him and left.

Yes, its a real gun, and yes, it was loaded.
She was not thirsty, but was going to drink the water anyways.

**Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:22 am

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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

skullpanda1 · Guest

She had the hiccups

**Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:26 pm

Transtar

I know of a similar riddle

" A man is dead with fifty three bicycles lying around him. How did he die?"

**Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:43 pm

Rogi Ocnorb

Knife to the head!

**Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:09 pm

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InsaneFox · Boot Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 46

Thank you very much.. and in response to the riddle by Transtar, he died in a bar fight. The bicycles are bicycle playing cards.

**Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:39 pm

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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

codeseeker · Boot Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 17

This is a good one. The answer is below... it's gotta be. It works out way too well not to be. ... So if it is, this is not a hint so DON'T LOOK if you want to figure it out alone.

**Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:42 pm

codeseeker · Boot Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 17

Ahh good job insanefox... you beat me to it. ok. I've got one for you...

Forwards I'm heavy, backwards I'm not.

**Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:43 pm