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Biblical riddle
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addlepated
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 		Biblical riddle
My mom puzzled over this rhyme for years, and never definitively knew the answer to it. Nowadays, the power of the internet pulls up an answer in seconds. Can anyone figure it out without looking it up?
Quote:
Who am I?

God made Adam out of dust
But thought it best to make me first
So I was made before the man
According to Gods Holy plan
My whole body God made complete
With out arms or hands or feet
My ways and acts did God control
But in my body he placed no soul
A living thing I became
And Adam gave to me a name
Then from his presence I withdrew
For this man Adam I never knew
All my makers laws I do obey
And from these laws I never stray
Thousands of me go in fear
But seldom on the earth appear
Later for a purpose God did see
He placed a living soul in me
But the soul of mine God did had to claim
And from me he took it back again
And when this soul from me had fled
I was the same as when first made
Without arms, legs, feet, or soul
I travel from pole to pole
My labors are from day to night
And to men I once furnished light
Thousands of people both young and old
Did by my death bright lights behold
No right or wrong can I conceive
The bible and it's teachings I can't believe
The fear of death doesn't trouble me
Pure happiness I will never see
And up in heaven I can never go
Nor in the grave or in hell below
So get your bible and read with care
You'll find my name recorded there.


PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 8:16 pm
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 		here is another biblical riddle for you all
What does the H stand for when someone says "Jesus H Christ!"
I didnt know he had a middle name Very Happy

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addlepated
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 		It's Howard. You know -- "Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..." Cool

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 		In reguards to the Jesus H. Christ post: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033.html
Razz
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What a terrible night to have a curse.

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