unforum

[redkore]

[Molekh]

i am not sure what praxis of stating a precise meaning or significance i have broken

obiously herein dwells higher beings who prowess in verbal demarcation out moxiefies my own feeble attempts at pontificating

marc seems afraid you will decalcify his spinal cords

[danman_d]

If I were a mod, I would delete this forum, which has already been declared a Timewaster and is just wasting server space, as well as removing Molekh, redkore, and whatever other aliases these two have, from the member list. Permanently.

This is a forum for ARGs. As Marc himself said, this category should not exist. (Ironically, he said this in this forum.)

IMHO, there is no place for psychedelic philosophic crap, or the trolls who perpetrate such crap, in a forum built to house alternate reality gaming discussions. Please, mods, put this out if its misery.

Oh, and:

[Molekh]

if you're not a mod are you then a rocker

what is tos

it seems to be some sort of disclaimer that is beyond my moxification

should i apply my posts to the following

Manufacturer assumes no responsibility for using product during locust plagues. Do not use this product for over seven days unless prescribed by your physician. In case of accidental ingestion of this product, seek professional help immediately. Do not puncture or incinerate this product. You are responsible for maintaining this product for the rest of your life. You have relied upon your own skill and judgement in procuring this product, and therefore all liabilities for its use rest solely upon you. Shipping damage to the product should be reported to the carrier. This product sold by weight, not volume. Using this product while blindfolded may be dangerous. Warranty void during any nuclear war. You may signify agreement with these terms by breathing at any time. Product not warranted if product is thrown from an airplane. Do not allow product to come into contact with skin. Overexposure may result in nausea. You may not reverse-engineer, decompile, disassemble, examine, or think about this product. No copies of this product can be made, owned, or contemplated. Do not allow this product to spontaneously combust. Only one copy of the product may be used for archival purposes. This is that copy. Some settlement of contents may have occurred during shipping. All modifications must be performed by a licensed mechanic. Keep product tightly closed when not in use. Being aware of the contents of this disclaimer invalidates your right to use the product. Those who may be using high blood pressure medication, planning to eat in the next month or using any medication should avoid using this product. We do not recommend using this product while consuming copious quantities of alcohol. Opening the inner seal will immediately invalidate the warranty. Do not shake this product. This product is for external use only. You may not rent, lease, give away or get rid of this product. Keep this product out of the reach of children. Operation during locust plagues is not recommended. Do not use product near heat, sparks or open flames. If multiple copies of this product exist, you are required to purchase all of them. Manufacturer may terminate this Agreement, the Product, and/or the User at any time without notice. Skin abrasion may result from rubbing your head on a piece of concrete. If you are aware of other copies of this product, you must report them or else you will be held liable for them. You agree to this condition by reading it. Upgrades might be obtainable for a small fee. This disclaimer is copyright © 2001 by O. Sharp. No liability is assumed for usage. Gloves should be worn at all times. We assume no liability for any damage caused by this product. Consult your physician if suffering from headache, blind or deaf. Do not use this product if using high blood pressure medication or blind. Adequate lighting must be used with this product at all times. Only one copy of the product may be in existence at any time. Use this product only in a clean, well-ventilated area. Consumer hereby agrees that the manufacturer of this product cannot be held liable for anything whatsoever of any kind. Product may evaporate in direct sunlight. No animals were harmed in the making of this product. No liability is assumed for using this product outdoors. We will not in any circumstances be liable for any other damages whatsoever arising out of the use or inability to use or supply or non-supply of the product and any accompanying hardware and written materials, and this must be a legitimate sentence because Microsoft uses it in their license agreements too. By acquiring this statement you agree to certain financial considerations to support the makers of this product for the rest of your natural life. No liability shall be assumed for using product during three-quarter phases of the moon. This product may not be used in Arkansas. Please keep your head and arms inside the car until the product has come to a full stop. Product may be hazardous to wildlife.

[vpisteve]

Oh, kill me now.

Merry Christmas everyone. Here's my gift to you all.

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