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LordIllidan
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AngriBuddhist wrote:
Sure. Sure. If you take a look at the picture on post #1 here... http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=19792 Wink

Look to the top left quadrant where I skillfully filtered out the noise and reinfiltrated the pixels to bring out the image of 343 Guity Spark.

With a thorough examination at x7049 zoom you can discern a crystaline etching in the plazglaz of 343's casing. This, in fact, it forms an image of the Starbucks logo that refracts the blue light and causes the bloom effect.


ORLY?

That wasn't there before... Either you back-dated that picture, or...

UR INGAME ZOMG! EVERYONE PM HIS MYSPACE PLOX!

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Jordan117 wrote:
LordIllidan wrote:
That's right. Everyone who did or did not play ILB is a complete n00b and should go back to not answering payphones.


*tiny tears*


*laughs so hard she hurts herself*

Drool
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HitsHerMark wrote:
Jordan117 wrote:
LordIllidan wrote:
That's right. Everyone who did or did not play ILB is a complete n00b and should go back to not answering payphones.


*tiny tears*


*laughs so hard she hurts herself*

Drool


I'm not answering payphones right this moment !! Surprised

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crazod wrote:
HitsHerMark wrote:
Jordan117 wrote:
LordIllidan wrote:
That's right. Everyone who did or did not play ILB is a complete n00b and should go back to not answering payphones.


*tiny tears*


*laughs so hard she hurts herself*

Drool


I'm not answering payphones right this moment !! Surprised


I am. I got AR on the line. He says he's "not quite dead yet", that he wants a Pizza. "Chicago style, not that crappy New York style". (His words, not mine. Don't shoot the messenger. )

He also says we have to play Halo 2 on Xbox live in the Desolation map, and say "This is a good place to being" backwards, and then turn around three times and click out heels together and say "There's no place like Halo...There's no place like Halo... There's no place like Halo...". THEN we have watch LOST seasons 1 though 3, but not in sequential order. Then and only then will things be more clear to us.

Or we could just wait for the next update, but that's no fun.
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 		I'd like to discuss the implications regarding the possibility that Cortana has been absorbed by the Gravemind and what such a malevolent entity would do with the knowledge gained through assimilating such a high profile AI...

But first? A little Foggy Mountain Breakdown

This thread had a depressing lack of banjo music.
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HitsHerMark wrote:
I'd like to discuss the implications regarding the possibility that Cortana has been absorbed by the Gravemind and what such a malevolent entity would do with the knowledge gained through assimilating such a high profile AI...

But first? A little Foggy Mountain Breakdown

This thread had a depressing lack of banjo music.

So you're saying Steve Martin is AR?

Or is Earl Scruggs a Forerunner?

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HitsHerMark
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Danin wrote:
HitsHerMark wrote:
I'd like to discuss the implications regarding the possibility that Cortana has been absorbed by the Gravemind and what such a malevolent entity would do with the knowledge gained through assimilating such a high profile AI...

But first? A little Foggy Mountain Breakdown

This thread had a depressing lack of banjo music.

So you're saying Steve Martin is AR?

Or is Earl Scruggs a Forerunner?


I'm just saying that if the Covenant all played banjos, other races are more likely to be happy to see them.

"I'd like to tell you about the great journey. But first, some Foggy Mountain Breakdown."

And they'd show up to bring another planet into the fold, and instead of "Oh crap! They're going to glass us!" they'd be all, "Hey Prophet! Play some Foggy Mountain Breakdown!"
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HitsHerMark wrote:
Danin wrote:
HitsHerMark wrote:
I'd like to discuss the implications regarding the possibility that Cortana has been absorbed by the Gravemind and what such a malevolent entity would do with the knowledge gained through assimilating such a high profile AI...

But first? A little Foggy Mountain Breakdown

This thread had a depressing lack of banjo music.

So you're saying Steve Martin is AR?

Or is Earl Scruggs a Forerunner?


I'm just saying that if the Covenant all played banjos, other races are more likely to be happy to see them.

"I'd like to tell you about the great journey. But first, some Foggy Mountain Breakdown."

And they'd show up to bring another planet into the fold, and instead of "Oh crap! They're going to glass us!" they'd be all, "Hey Prophet! Play some Foggy Mountain Breakdown!"


Ahem... The opening cutscene of Halo 3 was leaked today. Here's the transcript:

Sgt. Johnny boy: Chief? What are you doing?
Chief: Finishing this fight.

(At that moment, the covenant abduct the vehicle Chief was riding in)

Arbiter: Chief! As a token of our gratitude for helping us with the brutes, we're going to give you the hippest, most funky-fresh concert the universe has ever known. Got any requests?

Sgt. Johnson: Freebird!
Chief: Freebird!
Grunts: Freebird! Freebird!
All: (Chanting) Freebird! Freebird!

Arbiter: Alright. Let's rock!

"If I leave here tomorrowwwwwww
Would you still remember me...

And then they all explode and die. Freebird... Maybe related to Chrysopteron?

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HitsHerMark wrote:
I'd like to discuss the implications regarding the possibility that Cortana has been absorbed by the Gravemind and what such a malevolent entity would do with the knowledge gained through assimilating such a high profile AI...

But first? A little Foggy Mountain Breakdown

This thread had a depressing lack of banjo music.


Go little Banjo train Go! I think we've been looking at this whole thing entirely wrong. What we need to do is find a way to go back to 1885 and find Doc to ask him to turn his train project into a slipstream train that will take us back to the firing of the first halos where we can get first hand knowledge of what has and will happen therefore providing us with the necessary knowledge of how to stop the covenant and also prevent run-on sentences. Those are evil.

LordIllidan wrote:


Sgt. Johnson: Freebird!
Chief: Freebird!
Grunts: Freebird! Freebird!
All: (Chanting) Freebird! Freebird!

Arbiter: Alright. Let's rock!

"If I leave here tomorrowwwwwww
Would you still remember me...

And then they all explode and die.


This Bird you cannot change!

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 		It's a well documented fact that if you get 100% and 500k points on Freebird, then AdjutantReflex will come up, congratulate you, and give you the next clue. And a coupon for Starbucks.

So get to shredding!

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dsweenLKN wrote:
It's a well documented fact that if you get 100% and 500k points on Freebird, then AdjutantReflex will come up, congratulate you, and give you the next clue. And a coupon for Starbucks.

So get to shredding!


See now what I heard is that playing Halo 2 all the way through with the GH controller under a certain amount of time will unlock the next server.

And interestingly enough, this can be accomplished by using the same button sequences and timing as if you were playing Free Bird on Expert 500 times in a row.
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 		I'm a smidge late getting in this thread, but I wanted to say that rush's current avatar makes his very first response a good four or five times more hilarious.
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dsweenLKN wrote:
And a coupon for Starbucks.

So get to shredding!


I need a way to hook up my PS2 to my printer, stat!

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LordIllidan wrote:
dsweenLKN wrote:
And a coupon for Starbucks.

So get to shredding!


I need a way to hook up my PS2 to my printer, stat!


No, no, no, the coupon is printed onto your forehead. Except it's one time only. Goodbye skin...

And are you crazy? Only the 360 version of GHII! Have you no decency?

HitsHerMark wrote:
See now what I heard is that playing Halo 2 all the way through with the GH controller under a certain amount of time will unlock the next server.

And interestingly enough, this can be accomplished by using the same button sequences and timing as if you were playing Free Bird on Expert 500 times in a row.


Oh. Oops. Forget what I said. XD

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