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rose · ...and then Magic happens Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Posts: 4117

Seriously. Limericks?

**Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2004 12:56 pm

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Guest · Guest

There was a poor girl named Meg
For her husband's attention she'd beg
Is he a workaholic or not?
An ass like him should be shot
So Meg can get busy with Reg

**Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:25 pm

rose · ...and then Magic happens Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Posts: 4117

Form of limerick

**Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:30 pm

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Diandra · Unfettered Joined: 27 Sep 2002 Posts: 390

Acheron Limerick

**Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:13 pm

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I tried this out on a few dogs and they all laughed so...this is for the doggies.

WOOF

Lowchen, Coonhound, Bergamasco
Ibizan, Saluki, Cane Corso
Mastiff, Pug, Harrier
Maltese, Fox Terrier
Damn that Lagotto Romagnolo

**Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:18 pm

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Myssfitz

We passed the time with Chasing the Fish,
While we were waiting for Chasing the Wish,
Now there's Acheron,
With some guy named John,
And think I'll just go call the commish.

Sad, I know Laughing

**Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:21 pm

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alogicnamedjoe · Boot Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 54 Location: Lost

How about these:

Help Me Grumpyboy, You're My Only Hope:* A Limerick

*please feel free to read a very subtle homage to Carrie Fisher into this title

The message from Stanford was well scripted:
NRU transcript needed with all courses listed.
But, thanks to Reggie and Jake
And that lawyer named Lake
The damn thing arrived all encrypted.

Disgruntled Grad Student: The Reprise

I thought that time travel was bull
A hoax over my eyes pulled like wool
But, it's worse than I feared:
NRU disappeared?!?
Damn! I just paid my tuition in full

The Reprise: Reloaded

NRU doesn't exist? What the heck?!?
I feel like Craig Becker just stabbed me in the neck.
While things might get worse
This time I won't curse
'Cause the bank cleared my bursary cheque.

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addlepated

There once was a woman named Meg
Who encountered a fertilized egg
Is it really a demon
or merely bad semen?
At least it's not the spawn of Craig.

There was a programmer at work
Who'd say merely, "Play chess with Turk".
He played lots of chess
Was a general mess
And now on his blog he does lurk.

Regarding the man named Caretaker
Who fancied he was a bird baker
Said he, quite jocose
as he brushed off dear Rose
"Damned if I ain't a heartbreaker!"

**Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:26 pm

The White Knight · Guest

There once was a man from nantucket.....
[Poem Deleted due to content]

:lol

Ok but seriously

Increased flux capacitor senitivity
Flowed backed quantum relitivity
Jake's quick chrono-shift
Made a cuasality rift
Which increased the mans fertility

(Thats quite hard to say!)

**Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:14 am

Sunny du Pree

There once was a young lady named Rose
Who convinced us to write Haikus with her prose
She gambled and won
and gave swag by the ton
Now White Knight has to keep on his toes.
Laughing

**Posted:** Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:28 pm

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The White Knight · Guest

For the Baby

World domination is his goal
he's just a few days old
He's a little small fry
He had a glow in his eye
And now he'll eat your soul

**Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:48 am

The White Knight · Guest

Meg was full of sorrow
Caretaker is our hero
Becker is a Fake
We all hate Jake
Gb will solve it by tomorrow

**Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2004 1:14 am

Guest · Guest

(apologies for tenuous rhymes)

there was a young lady named lurker
who once was a diligent worker
'til she found meg and jake
and the tail eating snake
now her office would like to transfer her�

there once was a fellow named jake
who with meg, a giant baby did make
on this happy event
send them a present
perhaps garlic, a cross or a stake

**Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2004 8:11 am

lurker · Boot Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 52 Location: uk

that last one was (unsurprisingly) me. did you guess? seem to have trouble staying logged in at the moment.

**Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2004 8:23 am

enaxor · I Have No Life Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Posts: 2395

There once was a lad named Billy Bob
Whose birth made his mothers head throb
Now that he's here
Seeing his picture we fear
The end of the world is his job

**Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:24 am

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