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Dunia · Veteran Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Posts: 75

[Spec/humour] Ultimate Weapon?

**Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:57 pm

Awhite2490 · Decorated Joined: 08 Jul 2007 Posts: 160

Yeah, that is definitely OOG.
Firstly, the site is far too professional for this ARG. It totally breaks with the theme thus far.
Not to mention it allows you to actually buy the product...for $399.
If the price had been $700, or something similar, I would question it.
But no glyph, an actual product (which I saw an infomercial for the other day), definitely OOG.

**Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:11 pm

AMarine88 · Veteran Joined: 19 Jun 2007 Posts: 79

I am pretty sure this was started sarcastically. lol

**Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:05 pm

Phyltre · Decorated Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 161

The real question is whether those vacuums are dual-wieldable, and how deep their clip is. At this very moment I am mentally replaying MC's first encounter with the Flood, had he been given a pair of these units. Can't decide if it would be phantasmagorically good, or the longest and most drawn out fight ever as he sought to bludgeon and suction the decidedly uncooperative Flood.

**Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:37 am

LordIllidan · Unfettered Joined: 16 Jun 2007 Posts: 737

**Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:11 am

pondrthis · Veteran Joined: 22 Jun 2007 Posts: 86

I've always thought Dustmites were the ugliest mother **__!@#s that ever jumped around on my godforsaken nose. Here's another great ugly pic of them.

Or this one:

I actually put the second one in a presentation about bioMEMs once.

**Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:36 pm

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Tomahawk214 · Boot Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 45

Wow, how close to Halo can you get though? A product that kills parasites called a halo.

**Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:53 pm