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Yodel
Boot
Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 60 Location: Jersey
Dr. Volman- Important Topics Found stuff! OKAY! This. Is. Pretty. AWESOME!
I found some pretty cool stuff about Volman by telling him various things... I think my findings are pretty important!
Here's some recent chats I've had with Mr. Volman (some I posted in an older thread):
Shot at 2007-08-15
And...
Shot at 2007-08-15
And Here's a biggy:
Shot at 2007-08-15
The link he se sends you to is http://206.16.223.61/S17bqP/flash/web/index.html
Look familiar? It should! It's server 4!
But why would they hide a link to a server that was already widely revealed?
Hrm... Maybe Server 5 is hidden in a similar way!
EDIT:
Another thing!
Shot at 2007-08-16
Is "It's stronger than me, but there is no specific reason why" one of those random responses to unanswerable "Why?" questions? I haven't encountered it so far...
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:44 pm
Last edited by Yodel on Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:02 pm; edited 1 time in total
Ruuku
Unfettered
Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 373
That's how Server 4 was found in the first place
Good find on your own though, now make him say funny things
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:50 pm
KLind
Entrenched
Joined: 22 Apr 2007 Posts: 928 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Also he says fun stuff too:
http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=20708&sid=71f33401e2925116df5ac3e9c13f67c6
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:57 pm
Yodel
Boot
Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 60 Location: Jersey
One thing that cracked me up was:
Me: Are you a woman?
Volman: I am sometimes a woman.
I don't know how I got him to say that... He usually says that he is actually a man.
It was probably a typo... Something that made him thing that I was asking him if he is a "W oman" or a "Wom an" (or summat).
I think we should focus more on "The Accident" that he (quite reluctantly and abstractly)talks about if you ask the right questions... It may be the start of something! I have tried, but he isn't willing to give up basic details (Time, Location, Events).
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:26 pm
Yamato
Decorated
Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 190
I was randomly typing stuff in to Jonas and I got this message from him at one point:
Jonas Volman says:
I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
not sure if that's part of the IM bot or something else entirely.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:07 am
Jordan117
Veteran
Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 145 Location: Alabama, USA
Re: Dr. Volman- Important Topics Found stuff!
Yodel wrote:
Another thing!
Wait a tic...
AdjutantReflex wrote:
He outranks me and anyway, is stronger. I can't prevail.
Sound familiar?
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:55 pm
Yodel
Boot
Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 60 Location: Jersey
Re: Dr. Volman- Important Topics Found stuff!
Jordan117 wrote:
Yodel wrote:
Another thing!
Wait a tic...
AdjutantReflex wrote:
He outranks me and anyway, is stronger. I can't prevail.
Sound familiar?
ILB?
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:26 pm
Wakkadude21
Boot
Joined: 09 Mar 2007 Posts: 62
Sorry, but how do I talk to this guy?
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:30 pm
Awhite2490
Decorated
Joined: 08 Jul 2007 Posts: 160
Re: Dr. Volman- Important Topics Found stuff!
Yodel wrote:
Jordan117 wrote:
Yodel wrote:
Another thing!
Wait a tic...
AdjutantReflex wrote:
He outranks me and anyway, is stronger. I can't prevail.
Sound familiar?
ILB?
No, that was one of Adjutant Reflex's posts, referring to the entity that took over him...
Oddly enough, this fits into my theory about Volman and AR...
O_O Freaky.
for reference, here is my theory that I spawned in the Castaway Theory thread:
Awhite2490 wrote:
I think it's obvious that Sanatos is of no use to us. We need to find Jonas...that, or something involve his name.
I'll start looking into it. Not sure of the link to AR's avatar...
[crazy spec] Jonas was abducted by the Forerunner living in the Ark and they used his neural matter to create an AI which became Adjutant Reflex and the reason he is known as a compound intelligence is because some of Jonas's thoughts remain. Jonas is the "real AR" and "new AR" is the one who is squashing him down because AR is being used by the Forerunner to institute some solution which will kill mankind so the "Jonas AR" is trying to warn us.[/crazy spec]
..you know, that sounds a little less crazy as I reread it...
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:34 pm
Last edited by Awhite2490 on Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:39 pm; edited 1 time in total
Yodel
Boot
Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 60 Location: Jersey
Re: Dr. Volman- Important Topics Found stuff!
Awhite2490 wrote:
Yodel wrote:
Jordan117 wrote:
Yodel wrote:
Another thing!
Wait a tic...
AdjutantReflex wrote:
He outranks me and anyway, is stronger. I can't prevail.
Sound familiar?
ILB?
No, that was one of Adjutant Reflex's posts, referring to the entity that took over him...
Oddly enough, this fits into my theory about Volman and AR...
O_O Freaky.
*Cue Unsettling Music*
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:38 pm
redct
Entrenched
Joined: 20 Jun 2007 Posts: 1233
This is interesting... he knows the location of the Bounce Path Control.
Quote:
Me:
Tell me where the Bounce Path Control is.
Windows Live Agent Template - English: I can't tell you the exact location for obvious reasons.
So, we need a way to get him to tell
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:22 pm
Yamato
Decorated
Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 190
Re: Dr. Volman- Important Topics
Quote:
No, that was one of Adjutant Reflex's posts, referring to the entity that took over him...
Oddly enough, this fits into my theory about Volman and AR...
O_O Freaky.
it also could explain the odd response I got from him about "all circuits being busy".
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:35 pm
Girdot
Kilroy
Joined: 16 Aug 2007 Posts: 1
sup found something I think i got a relevent reply out of him that I haven't seen before...
Jonas Volman says:
This will help get you there. Click here ---> http://af.rdir.us/ct?1957/0
Danny || The ice man cometh...yeah, the ice man cometh, m*****f*****! says:
Why did you give me that link?
Jonas Volman says:
It's stronger than me, but there's no specific reason why.
Danny || The ice man cometh...yeah, the ice man cometh, m*****f*****! says:
What can I do to help?
Jonas Volman says:
Not here...
Does this imply that we can't help him from our current location, or that we can't help him over the interweb, or what?
I'm new here, don't flame me if this has been brought up before.
PS: I tried asking where I can help but to no avail.
Edit: Either a glitch in the AI or sommat but after he tells you he's a proffessor of genetics, ask him where he teaches...
It says
"Jonas is writing a message" down near the bottom, then he stops, and doesnt type anything.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:34 pm
Yodel
Boot
Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 60 Location: Jersey
Re: sup found something
Girdot wrote:
I think i got a relevent reply out of him that I haven't seen before...
Jonas Volman says:
This will help get you there. Click here ---> http://af.rdir.us/ct?1957/0
Danny || The ice man cometh...yeah, the ice man cometh, m*****f*****! says:
Why did you give me that link?
Jonas Volman says:
It's stronger than me, but there's no specific reason why.
Danny || The ice man cometh...yeah, the ice man cometh, m*****f*****! says:
What can I do to help?
Jonas Volman says:
Not here...
Does this imply that we can't help him from our current location, or that we can't help him over the interweb, or what?
I'm new here, don't flame me if this has been brought up before.
PS: I tried asking where I can help but to no avail.
Edit: Either a glitch in the AI or sommat but after he tells you he's a proffessor of genetics, ask him where he teaches...
It says
"Jonas is writing a message" down near the bottom, then he stops, and doesnt type anything.
Yes, sometimes he doesn't answer, but it probably doesn't mean anything. It's just a glitch.
And he is programmed with many auto responses that are made for the sole purpose of evading meaningful answers... I have gotten "Not Here" many times...
Sorry to burst your bubble!
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:54 pm
Tomahawk214
Boot
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 45
I was talking to him about the artifact location, this is what I got.
5551A1187303425167:
The artifact location.
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
I can't tell you the exact location for obvious reasons.
Anyway...
5551A1187303425167:
Why can't you tell me the location?
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
That's just the way it is. Sorry I don't have a better explanation than that.
5551A1187303425167:
Is it on Earth?
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
I don't know if it is. They haven't told me.
Clues?
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:47 pm
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