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[HUMOR] The Long Nosed Chimera
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TorgoBites
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 		[HUMOR] The Long Nosed Chimera
Well, people where talking about how the monster is going to be a chimera... they were right. A source has told me the monster is a gigantic, bipedal, long nosed chimera:



Itīs a type of fish that lives at extreme depths.

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 		Re: [HUMOR] The Long Nosed Chimera
TorgoBites wrote:
Well, people where talking about how the monster is going to be a chimera... they were right. A source has told me the monster is a gigantic, bipedal, long nosed chimera:



Itīs a type of fish that lives at extreme depths.


Uh... you sure you're not mistaking it with the classical Chimera?
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 		He doesn't look very scary. No claws. Laughing
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awww, he looks cute.

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TorgoBites
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JaeDom wrote:
awww, he looks cute.
People who has seen the long nosed chimera have been known to exclaim "There is no God!" and instantly renounce their faith (as the creature is proof of the pointlessness of it all). Smile

Kingpin wrote:
Uh... you sure you're not mistaking it with the classical Chimera?


Yes, I am quite positive. My source was very specific.

konamouse wrote:
He doesn't look very scary. No claws.


As it goes, I donīt think the real creature has them, but the movie monster will have three large "teeth" underneath the nose, and in the movie it actually bitchslaps the SoL with the nose, causing the head to fly very far.

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it actually bitchslaps the SoL with the nose, causing the head to fly very far.


um..ok.

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 		Hey guys...
Notice the [HUMOR] tag
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 		Re: [HUMOR] The Long Nosed Chimera
Kingpin wrote:
TorgoBites wrote:
Well, people where talking about how the monster is going to be a chimera... they were right. A source has told me the monster is a gigantic, bipedal, long nosed chimera:



Itīs a type of fish that lives at extreme depths.


Uh... you sure you're not mistaking it with the classical Chimera?


God's above, there's no saving me if I completely miss the intended humor of the post. Imagine if that thing had a cold, it could probably destroy Manhattan with it's snot alone. Smile
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Either one could be our boy. Question

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TorgoBites
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 		Actually he will be in Cloverfield 2: Cloverfielded



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 		Long nosed chimaera

-or-

one eyed monster

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 		need a monster?
take your pick
http://www.who-sucks.com/animals/real-life-sea-monsters-24-bizarre-creatures-of-the-deep

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