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sapagoo
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tygr20 wrote:
Let me say, ROTFL. My hopes of being assistant regional manager have just been dashed.

That's "assistant TO THE regional manager."
And you're out of luck.
I've already printed out business cards.

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Assistant to the
Regional Manager

Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Kalamazoo branch Jetpack


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eegleburger
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 		looks like kalamazoo has enough employees, not that i counted.

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tygr20
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Location: New Albany IN(READ: Louisville KY)
sapagoo wrote:
tygr20 wrote:
Let me say, ROTFL. My hopes of being assistant regional manager have just been dashed.

That's "assistant TO THE regional manager."
And you're out of luck.
I've already printed out business cards.

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sapagoo
Assistant to the
Regional Manager

Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Kalamazoo branch Jetpack


Do you get an office? Or just the conference room "work space?" Wink Razz
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konamouse
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eegleburger wrote:
looks like kalamazoo has enough employees, not that i counted.


The more employees, the easier the job. And the better we look to corporate (*cough* makes Space look good). There are probably some pretty large groups out there so we have to recruit heavily.

Edit to add: Holy crap, Shocked I didn't notice the 5000th posts. Ugh! I wonder what the description for that is suppose to be. I guess I shouldn't post anywhere else for awhile to keep this number at 5000 for at least the rest of the day.
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sapagoo
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tygr20 wrote:
sapagoo wrote:
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sapagoo
Assistant to the
Regional Manager

Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Kalamazoo branch Jetpack


Do you get an office? Or just the conference room "work space?" Wink Razz

I was told I'd get the corner office, with a phone. Four large windows and a wonderful view of downtown Kalamazoo.
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tygr20
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konamouse wrote:
eegleburger wrote:
looks like kalamazoo has enough employees, not that i counted.


The more employees, the easier the job. And the better we look to corporate (*cough* makes Space look good). There are probably some pretty large groups out there so we have to recruit heavily.


Hey kona- congrats- did you notice message 5k there? Smile I say that's worthy of a morale boosting partay!! **Looks at Bass**

EDIT: For partay goodness.
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jamesi
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sapagoo wrote:
tygr20 wrote:
Let me say, ROTFL. My hopes of being assistant regional manager have just been dashed.

That's "assistant TO THE regional manager."
And you're out of luck.
I've already printed out business cards.

Quote:
sapagoo
Assistant to the
Regional Manager

Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Kalamazoo branch Jetpack


Nuh uhn -- there can only be one Assistant [to the] Regional Manager.

jamesi from a page of posts ago wrote:
In the event that Spacebass nails down the Kalamazoo job, here is a brief video featuring the new branch:

Respectfully,
jamesi
Assistant [to] the Regional Manager, Kalamazoo


If you wish to discuss this Assistant position further, I shall be outside in the parking lot with the inflatable Sumo suits.
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sarahzombie
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 		kalamayou.... priceless

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aliendial
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Joined: 29 Sep 2002
Posts: 3438
Location: Far Far Away. Nowhere Near You. Really.
Duckie wrote:
aliendial wrote:
Duckie is already fired. I get his desk.


Sad Whyyyyy?

Embarassed My desk even has a little rubber duckie on it! Its perfect!

You make me cry, aliendial.


Gotta start the backstabbing somewhere. Pants may be optional, but office politics are mandatory. And you're the one who didn't know Mr. Spacebass is not a fish! But I hear the assistant to the regional manager needs an assistant - maybe he can save your job. Pony?!
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SpaceBass
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 		[UPDATE] "Employee Manual" and more branch announcements
The News page has updated with a link to an "Employee Manual" Rolling Eyes and lists more branch manager choices in red.

ETA: I rescind my Rolling Eyes as when I first posted this, the Employee Manual page was simply mirroring the FAQ from my.nbc.com. They seem to have fixed it now.
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Randomeis
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 		Say the word and we will follow!
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Cooldrew
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 		I'm back.
Took a little extended vacation, and now I need some cash.
Thanks goodness there's a place for me in Kalamazoo! Very Happy

Note: I don't watch The Office much, hopefully that won't matter too much in this...

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tygr20
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jamesi wrote:
If you wish to discuss this Assistant position further, I shall be outside in the parking lot with the inflatable Sumo suits.


... *suits up* So we're doing Iron Chef, right?

EDIT: Reading the handbook- I have to spend the same SchruteBucks used to promote me also to furnish my desk? Quandry.
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Varin
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sarahzombie wrote:
kalamayou.... priceless


I had to apply after hearing that. Very Happy
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thebruce
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jamesi wrote:
Nuh uhn -- there can only be one Assistant [to the] Regional Manager.


Not if there's a secret Assistant [to the] Regional Manager...
*wink*wink*
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