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Dunder Mifflin Infinity?
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Rogi Ocnorb
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 		I'm thinking your chances for Employee of the Month are looking kinda slim.
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ScarpeGrosse
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jamesi wrote:
*While it doesn't seem like a lot of fun to issue empty ultimatums on a third-party message board, you should try it. Surprisingly fun. Oh, and I am going to make a "Welcome to the branch" video tonight, just in case.


If you can work in any form of poop and/or fart joke into the video, you will be my hero.
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kona[NLI]
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jamesi wrote:
*While it doesn't seem like a lot of fun to issue empty ultimatums on a third-party message board, you should try it. Surprisingly fun. Oh, and I am going to make a "Welcome to the branch" video tonight, just in case.


Rock On Ghod, I want to work for YOU and not in Kalamzoo.
Elizabeth is the place to be, where uFers can proudly be free!


/me decides its time to go home now.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:57 pm
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Koopins
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Joined: 03 Oct 2007
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 		Hi!
Hi, I'm a new member and the newest member of the NJ branch. I hope to be your new employee.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:14 pm
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Mokey Fraggle
Unfettered


Joined: 16 Sep 2005
Posts: 393
Location: FL, USA

 		We're in!!!! Cool Sometimes I'm showing up in Clearwater, sometimes Elizabeth, but it looks like a nice, small group of UnFictioners! Cool

/cheer

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thebruce
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 		yup! Got the email for acceptance to Elizabeth. Looks like Jamesi's our manager, and we're at 119 employees. 'grats jamesi, I know you'll manage us well Wink

eta: ok interesting. I'm listed under Elizabeth, but "My Branch" still gives me Kalamazoo (which I'm also listed under)... what kind of programming is behind this? Rolling Eyes I am now temping at two branches
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:34 pm
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jamesi
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thebruce wrote:
what kind of programming is behind this?


I dunno... I just tried going to the site and got this:

Code:
Fatal error: Uncaught exception 'Zend_Db_Adapter_Exception' with message 'SQLSTATE[HY000] [2003] Can't connect to MySQL server on '3.156.169.187' (4)' in /var/www/www.dundermifflininfinity.com/snas/library/Zend/Db/Adapter/Pdo/Abstract.php:131 Stack trace: #0 /var/www/www.dundermifflininfinity.com/snas/library/Zend/Db/Adapter/Abstract.php(238): Zend_Db_Adapter_Pdo_Abstract->_connect() #1 /var/www/www.dundermifflininfinity.com/snas/application/models/Db/Db.php(27): Zend_Db_Adapter_Abstract->getConnection() #2 /var/www/www.dundermifflininfinity.com/snas/application/controllers/IndexController.php(43): Snas_Db->__construct() #3 /var/www/www.dundermifflininfinity.com/snas/library/Zend/Controller/Action.php(497): IndexController->indexAction() #4 /var/www/www.dundermifflininfinity.com/snas/library/Zend/Controller/Dispatcher/Standard.php(237): Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch('indexAction') #5 /var/www/www.dundermifflininfinity.com/snas/library/Zend/Controller/Front.php(911): Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch(Object( in /var/www/www.dundermifflininfinity.com/snas/library/Zend/Db/Adapter/Pdo/Abstract.php on line 131


Great, we broke the game. On the plus side, I'm in ur Keynotez making anuthr rockn vidio. Smile

ETA

Quote:
Congratulations! You are now the founding Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin
Infinity Branch. If you sent Branch Hiring Codes to prospective employees, you will
find them already listed in your Employee Directory. Other employees will have to be
approved, which you can do on your branch page.


Welcome to Unfictionville Elizabeth, y'all.
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Palm
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 		Elizabeth
we're in!
Just got an e-mail -
we're in Elizabeth!

"Congratulations!

You are now a founding employee of Dunder Mifflin Infinity, NJ-Elizabeth Branch."

Finally, I can't believe it!

Edited: James, you need to change your profile - it says Kalazamoo.

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Duckie
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 		that's fantastic! Good job everyone.
I think I might stick to Kzoo for now, but considering that I come to these boards all the time anyway, I might just wind up being a late transfer.
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konamouse
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 		If I cllick on the link from my email, I'm in Elizabeth. But when I click on my profile, I'm still in Kalamazoo. Is there any relocating expense?

Wink
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jamesi
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002
Posts: 2195
Location: Canadia

 		Re: Elizabeth
we're in!
Palm wrote:
Just got an e-mail -
we're in Elizabeth!

"Congratulations!

You are now a founding employee of Dunder Mifflin Infinity, NJ-Elizabeth Branch."

Finally, I can't believe it!

Edited: James, you need to change your profile - it says Kalazamoo.


I left a note in the branch forum, but yeah, what Kona said in the post just above this one. Smile

I totally have access to the private manager functions and am listed as the regional manager there. Smile

Oh, and here ya go. Not as pretty as the last one, but I'm bushed and am due for a 6:30 AM wake-up call.



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konamouse
Official uF Dietitian


Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 8010
Location: My own alternate reality

 		I have submitted my logo for Elizabeth, and hopefully by tomorrow I will have my desk firmly installed in NJ.

Logo

EDIT: I love being ElizaBEST!!! I hope you will be able to up load your videos.

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jamesi
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 		Sorry for the board spam, but the branch has a capped limit of 250 employees -- or, at least, it really, really seems that way, as I keep trying to add seven employees without success. If you applied to the Elizabeth branch and have not been added yet, email me at jamesiSPLATunfiction.com please, and I'll see what I can do to rectify the problem.
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vpisteve
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Joined: 30 Sep 2002
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 		Hired!

Mesohappy!
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Giskard
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 		I got hired too!

I better start working on finding you some All-Bran snack-bites... it may take a while, they are really hard to get in this area.

Laughing
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