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Mirrorful
Greenhorn
Joined: 02 Oct 2007 Posts: 7
Who's to say this character is going to wait until Dec. 9?
"It's either that or possum fur nipple warmers - period...it starts gettin' chilly in NY come December."
Not according to the trailer, when its 69 degrees on the 18th of January.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:19 am
keeno_82uk
Unfettered
Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 375 Location: UK
possum nipple warmers lol nice i'd definitely wait in anicipation for a vid of her trying them on.
i tell you, its a teddy with a note, probably cryptic.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:40 am
MrToasty
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee
Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 4310 Location: Des Moines, IA
"A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything ! It could even be a boat!"
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:47 pm
Euchre
uF Game Warden
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
[HUMOR] I think the box will contain either:
1. The monster itself, and she has to feed it Slusho (think Gremlins)
or
2. A special Japanese vibrator that makes erotic sounds that attract...
the monster!
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:14 am
Melampus
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 653
^^^^^^^^^^
That's why Jamie's not in the trailer... she's using her gift! Hence, the attack. QED.
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:01 am
Lunatech
Veteran
Joined: 04 Apr 2007 Posts: 138 Location: South florida
maybe on 12-09-07 we will actually get an image of the monster, like teddy bought her a little doll, thats actually a toy of the monster
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:53 am
Kraker
Unfettered
Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 749
Re: maybe
Lunatech wrote:
on 12-09-07 we will actually get an image of the monster, like teddy bought her a little doll, thats actually a toy of the monster
If a loved one gave me a surprise gift which included a model of a montrous being, it would be enough to get me to stay away from parties for a while, just out of being ashamed.
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:32 pm
lighter
Boot
Joined: 03 Oct 2007 Posts: 47
Teddy got her a Teddy, one you can wear. It could be something personal, intimate between the two of them. The date it should be opened, possibly the date that they see each other again? I think from there, we'll get Jamie myspacing her friends with how great Teddy-boy is, and WHERE he's been, and WHAT he's been up to.
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:43 pm
casemyo
Decorated
Joined: 12 Sep 2007 Posts: 289 Location: manbearpig central
i think we'd better hope that 12-9 is not when they see each other again cause that would mean no video for us and we'd probably just read about it on her myspace or something
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:14 pm
Euchre
uF Game Warden
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
Actually something obvious but surprisingly important has been brought up to us - Teddy wouldn't have to tell her not to open it until 12/9 unless he wasn't going to be there. Thus we basically know he's not getting back until at least 12/9, if he ever comes back. Jaime is at the party, because she signed at least one image FROM the party, and is IN it. The only person we don't know that we have seen at the party is Teddy.
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:16 pm
NeoNK1
Veteran
Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 138
teddy could be the monster. if he in fact works for the company with rob, thats why rob knows something. also if you remember the "cheese" call sheet thingy that was conveniently left for everyone to find. it had a few scenes where people were looking through jaime's apartment. maybe the gift is something that could save everyone.
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:36 pm
Henrik
Boot
Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 34 Location: Denmark
It´s obvious... it´s a box of porn..
Filled with extreme hentai movies and a vibrator... what a perfect gift!!
And we get to see Jamie being 'high' on Slusho and masturbating..
(... guess my fantasies got the better of me ...)
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:25 pm
nico
Boot
Joined: 03 Oct 2007 Posts: 14
anybody notice that in one of the pics on the 1-18-08 site,
the one where they are forcing a shot down some guys throat....
there is a sinister looking person in the right hand corner licking her/his lips.....
and what looks like a yellow lit number 9.....or 6 if you flip the pic
and in the latest jamie video,
she said
"I told you 6 times"
(about cornbread?)
and her gift was not to be opened till
december 9
curious.
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:43 pm
casemyo
Decorated
Joined: 12 Sep 2007 Posts: 289 Location: manbearpig central
Henrik wrote:
It´s obvious... it´s a box of porn..
complete with boner jams '03
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:01 pm
BobAlhazred
Veteran
Joined: 01 Aug 2007 Posts: 92
casemyo wrote:
Henrik wrote:
It´s obvious... it´s a box of porn..
complete with boner jams '03
"It's a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:27 am
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