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bloopbloop
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[HUMOR] 500 things you would do if..... this turned out to be a Bratz movie.
post something you would do. (ex: poster 1 posts thing #1, post 2 posts thing #2, etc.)
1. not watch it.
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:11 pm
Last edited by bloopbloop on Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:20 pm; edited 2 times in total
hmghosthoost
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Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 199 Location: Ft Lauderdale FL
huh?!
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:14 pm
buildingblock
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Re: 500 things you would do if.....
bloopbloop wrote:
this turned out to be a Bratz movie.
post something you would do. (ex: poster 1 posts thing #1, post 2 posts thing #2, etc.)
1. not watch it.
2. plot to kill J.J. Abrams by stabbing him to death with a Bratz doll.
*you might want to add a [HUMOUR] tag to this thread
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:26 pm
Kraker
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Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 749
3. Find a way, any way, to get him to consult a therapist.
Also, add [humor] to your thread title
Oh, and welcome to the forums! Enjoy your stay.
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:53 pm
Last edited by Kraker on Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:13 am; edited 1 time in total
Euchre
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Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
4: Suggest to people that JJ did a Bratz movie to attract a younger, female fan base for nefarious purposes.
Edit: Yo, kraker - add 3. to your post so people don't get lost.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:40 pm
Oniduo
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Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 233
your doing this wrong.... its like
First post : blah blah blah
what if its a brats movie?
Second dude post:
I wont watch it
What if its a Transformers sequal?
third guys post:
I'd shoot jjabrams
What if its an Evil dead remake?
fourth guys post:
I'd sue
etc etc
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:58 pm
buildingblock
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Joined: 04 Oct 2007 Posts: 75
Oniduo wrote:
your doing this wrong.... its like
First post : blah blah blah
what if its a brats movie?
Second dude post:
I wont watch it
What if its a Transformers sequal?
third guys post:
I'd shoot jjabrams
What if its an Evil dead remake?
fourth guys post:
I'd sue
etc etc
I'm pretty sure that wasn't his intention oniduo, but anyway…
I'll go again:
5. Never enter a movie ARG again without previously knowing the title.
Ok, lets do it ur way: What would you do if Abrams ran out of marketing funds mid-january and after all this, the Movie was discarded (they're running a tight budget, remember!)
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what did one snowman say to the other snowman? "You'll do.... I'm taking your boat and legging it!"
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:08 am
JFTeran
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Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 319 Location: New York
` 6.) I'd start a "SAVE 1-18-08 fund" lol
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:12 am
hmghosthoost
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Yeah, it could replace the SlushoZoom bath fund.
_________________If I am not going to kill myself, I have to go on. There is only one thing I need from anyone, and that is respect; and anyone who cannot give it to me has no place in my life.
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:14 am
JFTeran
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Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 319 Location: New York
another question... this has nothing to do with this thread but... since i dont like it when ppl open new threads to ask one quick random question... i'm posting it here... this is my first arg (or viral markt or experience... whatever)... been here since the beginning and havent had much to contribute but i really like it and i have no idea where to find other args? idk where to look for the when they start or where there at? i mean i know theres a list of them a few pages back but im guessing those have started and if i just join in i'll prob be lost... any suggestions?
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:25 am
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#7 Track down each idiot that posted in the wrong forum and beat them senseless with there own keyboard. That would be payback for my hard earned time sorting through their insipid post, while researching a bloody Brats movie.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:06 pm
konamouse
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Re: another question... this has nothing to do with this thread but...
JFTeran wrote:
since i dont like it when ppl open new threads to ask one quick random question... i'm posting it here... this is my first arg (or viral markt or experience... whatever)... been here since the beginning and havent had much to contribute but i really like it and i have no idea where to find other args? idk where to look for the when they start or where there at? i mean i know theres a list of them a few pages back but im guessing those have started and if i just join in i'll prob be lost... any suggestions?
Check out the News & Rumors forum for new game trailheads. Zetria, for example, is just getting rolling. Or Potentials forum (Tradecraft Journal aka Overwatch appears to be in an intermission and the troops are gathering the data into a few meta posts to help new folks get caught up). Silverladder has it's own forum now. Just take a look around other areas of UnFiction and drop by the main chat room #unfiction in chat-solution IRC (or you can access it through the java chat client linked off the main unfiction.com page).
Welcome to uF!
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:49 pm
buildingblock
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Quote:
#7 Track down each idiot that posted in the wrong forum and beat them senseless with there own keyboard. That would be payback for my hard earned time sorting through their insipid post, while researching a bloody Brats movie.
Can I get an A'MEN!
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:06 am
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