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bloopbloop
Unfettered
Joined: 15 Sep 2007 Posts: 329
[HUMOR] There will be a second teaser. I saw it. It opens up showing a bunch of people in a large crowd that look like they have just stopped running from the monster.
girl: Is everyone okay?
guy: Yes, wait--- watch out!!!!
Camera swirls to look at object falling from the sky, and is then crushed, which causes the camera to cut to a black screen.
Title card appears: Dora The Explorer, Attack of the Grumpy Monster.
Cut back to crowd of people, this time chanting "SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING"
Cut to black screen.
Then the release date: 1-18-08
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:49 pm
Kraker
Unfettered
Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 749
*Checks off Dora the explorer from his "Lists of suggested monsters" and hopes it will never be suggested again*
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:02 pm
bloopbloop
Unfettered
Joined: 15 Sep 2007 Posts: 329
Dora the Explorer is not a monster.
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:05 pm
brettoniasam
Unfettered
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Posts: 340
"Swiper, no swipe ---"
"You're TOO late!"
"Awww, man...."
"If there's a place you wanna get,
I can getcha there, I bet,
I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the ---"
"STFU ALREADY"
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:19 pm
MonTag
Veteran
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Posts: 129
tell dora, we need to go through the laughing forest, over the trolls bridge and up the mountain say it with me:
Forest
Bridge
Moutain
_______
Forest
Bridge
Moutain
_________
Forest
Bridge
MOOOUNTAAAAIN.....
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:58 pm
Ecks51
Unfettered
Joined: 19 Jul 2007 Posts: 644 Location: The Snow-covered Meadows
What about the estrellas?
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Look out for when you go fishing for clues.
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:59 pm
Dib
Decorated
Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Posts: 246 Location: Puerto Rico
Ecks51 wrote:
What about the estrellas?
Oh no! Catch them, they're getting away!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:17 pm
Finch
Decorated
Joined: 02 Oct 2007 Posts: 150 Location: Wisconsin
HUMOR Wait, lets go with this for a second. Can you think of anything more horrific than that damn "backpack" song? Truly Dora would be the most terrifying and disturbing monster ever.
Eh, it would be better than a Voltron movie or another "retarted" Transformers movie.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:34 am
Euchre
uF Game Warden
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
HUMOR
Finch wrote:
Wait, lets go with this for a second. Can you think of anything more horrific than that damn "backpack" song? Truly Dora would be the most terrifying and disturbing monster ever.
Heh.
Try this:
Barney singing "I love you" stomping on NYC.
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Any sufficiently twisted reality is indistinguishable from fiction.
Welcome to the new world of entertainment.
ŠEuchre 2007
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:58 am
Bacon Army
Unfettered
Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 447
I think your fears have been answered.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:18 am
casemyo
Decorated
Joined: 12 Sep 2007 Posts: 289 Location: manbearpig central
all i know is that we only have one hope to save us from the monsters wrath...
JON VOIGHT IN ANACONDA
ughh that f'in accent
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:20 am
Euchre
uF Game Warden
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
Bacon Army wrote:
I think your fears have been answered.
Staggering.
_________________Any sufficiently plausible fiction is indistinguishable from reality.
Any sufficiently twisted reality is indistinguishable from fiction.
Welcome to the new world of entertainment.
ŠEuchre 2007
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:37 am
dr_worm
Veteran
Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 76 Location: The Museum of Idiots
People's brains would just melt at the sight of that.
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:02 pm
avengedsamurai7
Decorated
Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 232 Location: You'd like to know, wouldn't you?
What would be funny was if the monster was a Dora-Barney Hybrid that destroys everything in sight.
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Also, Gears of War is an incredible game, so you should go out and buy it.....
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:43 pm
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