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Duckie

Jamie is naughty
And uses innuendo Wink

Wait... what is "cornbread"?!?

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:47 pm

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ITS A LION! Shocked

GET IN THE CAR!

Trapped Under Ice · Boot Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 38 Location: San Antonio

Transformers trailer
Internet marketing game
wait impatiently

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:49 pm

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Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Euchre · uF Game Warden Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342

Big surprise party
The monster brings destruction
Rob and Beth in love?

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:54 pm

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Any sufficiently plausible fiction is indistinguishable from reality.
Any sufficiently twisted reality is indistinguishable from fiction.
Welcome to the new world of entertainment.
�Euchre 2007

British Guy · Boot Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 59 Location: schmocation

When Trailer Two Hits
None Will Be Posting Haiku
I Will Win T-Shirt

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:12 pm

SpaceBass

Quiet autumn night
A leaf floats gently to earth
No! It's a lion!!

The monster came from
A U.F.O. I saw it.
--Kucinich, '08

Haiku is boring.
How come we never have a
limerick contest?

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:19 pm

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Alternate Reality Gaming
http://www.unfiction.com/

Kaliyuga · Veteran Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 121

Abrams giggles at us all,
Up too late at night.
It is not a damned lion.

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:23 pm

fenshysa · Kilroy Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 1

One eighteen oh eight
Only a number to some
Everything to me

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:29 pm

Euchre · uF Game Warden Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342

We seek the title
But Paramount, Bad Robot
Withhold it from us

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:45 pm

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Any sufficiently plausible fiction is indistinguishable from reality.
Any sufficiently twisted reality is indistinguishable from fiction.
Welcome to the new world of entertainment.
�Euchre 2007

DeniSSe

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StratosWraithe · Kilroy Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 2

Christmas Wish-list

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:13 pm

Dutch Master · Greenhorn Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 5

Fun game unfiction
My first post on this forum
So please welcome me!

Here's the entries!

All wait in anguish
Clues are far inbetween
Please! Is it worth it?

The monster is huge
The people are terrified
This is all we know

Some say they miss Rob
I don't, you want to know why
Return equals fun!

Giant whale monsters
Or Raptor like parasites
Either way we're screwed

Something on the loose
Only one explanation
Refrigerator

Slusho has six tastes
One hidden ingredient
Somehow thats the key

Many theories abound
But I got one thing to say
Who said whales are nice!?

Slusho is Happy?
Drinks dont have emotions, right?
Soon we'll understand

Run Run Run Run RUN!
Holy Christ God almighty
It's right behind *squish*

The answers simple
Hidden right under your nose
Some drank less than six!

Small budget monsters
JJ will prove they can work
I'm optimistic

So the plot thickens
The Slusho link is revealed!
That will be the day!

Let me ask you this!
Is there an equivalent
To 'Look! it's Godzilla!'

Project Cloverfield
The fans wait in humble awe
Please be a great film!

Mmm-Mmm six flavors
Which combo's your favorite?
Mine, is all of them!

Tangruato sucks!
They caused this whole god damned mess!
Greedy intentions

Scrape the sea bottom
But only in the right place
And you find Slusho

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:25 pm

Polar Bear

Polar Bear's Haikus
He tends to repeat himself
More Contest Entries:

DAMN JJ ABRAMS
Why must you play with our minds
give us a real clue!

It Attacks New Work
Causes Destruction and Death.
(its Not Godzilla.)

[edit to add more]
My brain is tired.
I spend too much time on this.
Weeks and nothing new.

Beowulf shall show.
the clues that we all hope for.
maybe new trailer?

Paramount is mean.
Slusho and Tagruato's
ARG is weak.

[edit to add more/spelling]

When I hear its name
It better be really good
Or else I'll be pissed!
Cursing

The monster is HUGE
It came from the Atlantic
It will destroy all

Cloverfield is odd
Slusho is kind of childish
Cheese is practical

I don't have a life
Which is why I'm on this site
Posting weird haiku's

Lovek · Unfettered Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 434

If we add new entries to our original post, will they be seen or lost? I guess, what I mean is.... Rose, are you waiting until the end to read through these, or reading as they pop up?

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:05 pm

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Played: G.O. IV, Must Love Robots, Who Is Benjamin Stove?
Pining For: Eldritch Errors
Lurked: Dozens and dozens

Polar Bear

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:08 pm

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You're Retarted...

How to use

Eddy · Decorated Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 194

January roars
The un-untitled threatens
Insignificance

**Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:09 pm