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[HUMOR] i was JJ's monster on this film
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im a lion, AND im huge
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i was in an independant indie comedy called "ghostbreakers" in the eighties playin the part of "the fluff-plump mallomar monster". NEWAYZZ. You guys are just ribbing the new guy. Im into it. IM hip. Like my hip in the trailer...HOOYOOOOOHHH!!! Watch out! But for serial, i was at the kraft table with Keanu Reeves and Mario Van Peebles on set of "MONSTROUS!" (ooopszorz, did Grav'klal leak the name?!?!?), and they told me that during one of the "monstorzvision" shots (the film cuts from 5 minute single take shots to monstorvision which is a night vision perspective from my eyes with terminator-like text status updates) you can see up a girls skirt. kEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!! So to recount:
the film is NOT filmed in the camcorder perspective
its mostly about my feelings
the stars are teh kool (they hang out with me)

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I think he is in the FILM. ACTORS. GUILD.

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im a lion, AND im huge
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ha ha very funny (Team America, SICK movie)

my next project is called "When in Romo"

about how i send a bunch of my viral parasites to infect NFL Quarterback Tony Romo's body and i remotely play him like a videogame from my Volcano Lair in Montreal. a digitally shrunken version of Marisa Tomei plays my parasites. The story was loosely based on a screenplay i wrote with the corpse of Raul Julia. ohhh, hrmm i a writer too!!!!

So whats up for thankksgiving homies!?!?!

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Re: [HUMOR] i was JJ's monster on this film
maybe i can help?

im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
hi yes i am Grav'klal of the abyss and i star in Cloverfield as the main monster. Im part Lion and part turtle. I can answer any questions you may have about me, my habitat and anatomy. JJ one day on set was pointing his magic machine (camera? is it called)...

NO, I'M HUGE! (see name above avatar) And JJ's not a director, he's a producer, obviously a hoax. Evil or Very Mad
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im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
i was in an independant indie comedy called "ghostbreakers" in the eighties playin the part of "the fluff-plump mallomar monster". NEWAYZZ. You guys are just ribbing the new guy. Im into it. IM hip. Like my hip in the trailer...HOOYOOOOOHHH!!! Watch out! But for serial, i was at the kraft table with Keanu Reeves and Mario Van Peebles on set of "MONSTROUS!" (ooopszorz, did Grav'klal leak the name?!?!?), and they told me that during one of the "monstorzvision" shots (the film cuts from 5 minute single take shots to monstorvision which is a night vision perspective from my eyes with terminator-like text status updates) you can see up a girls skirt. kEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!! So to recount:
the film is NOT filmed in the camcorder perspective
its mostly about my feelings
the stars are teh kool (they hang out with me)


is that termonator line a possible leak ?! i heard there is another trilogy coming.... would be coold to see you as a plot twist in the last of the 3 movies ... beating those machines up!

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Hmmmm.... I don't know. The name sounds slightly Covenant to me....
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im a lion, AND im huge
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guys im super serial.

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I'a Grav'klal! I'a Dagon!

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I'M HUGE!
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im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
guys im super serial.

And I doubt the monster uses out-of-date lingo. A ha! Very suspicious, watch your back, because I'm on to you. Shifty Eyes

EDIT: Or should I say, watch your front. Whichever part of your body is in that o ne scene in the new trailer. Neutral
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I'M HUGE! wrote:
im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
guys im super serial.

And I doubt the monster uses out-of-date lingo. A ha! Very suspicious, watch your back, because I'm on to you. Shifty Eyes

EDIT: Or should I say, watch your front. Whichever part of your body is in that o ne scene in the new trailer. Neutral


In that case wouldnt it be watch your leg?

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I'M HUGE!
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Lambo_Diablo_Svtt wrote:
I'M HUGE! wrote:
im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
guys im super serial.

And I doubt the monster uses out-of-date lingo. A ha! Very suspicious, watch your back, because I'm on to you. Shifty Eyes

EDIT: Or should I say, watch your front. Whichever part of your body is in that o ne scene in the new trailer. Neutral


In that case wouldnt it be watch your leg?

Lol, yeah I guess. So Lion, you better watch the Cursing side/back thingy of your leg!!1!
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im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
guys im super serial.

WHOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH Im Al Gore!!!!!!!!!
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im a lion, AND im huge
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i dont have to watch my leg, because you've all been watching it for days, a-derrrrrr.


but for serial, any more questions about the flick?

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im a lion, AND im huge wrote:
guys im super serial.

Monster = manbearpig Al Gore.

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oh no!
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