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terrapinbear
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[WILD SPEC] Marlena and Slusho! no SLUSHO! cups seen at Rob's going away party, but... Found this tidbit at Tagruato's former site in the description of its subsidiary SLUSHO!
"Hip adult drinkers have begun concocting deliciously intoxicating alcoholic mix drinks starring Slusho! "
Then I was thinkin' 'Maybe Rob's party people were drinkin' SLUSHO! mixed with alkeehol and Lena Di drank a wee bit too much...
Cut to Marlena with blood running from every orifice being supported by two mini monsters in Hazmat suits with glass helmets. Rob's eyes saucer with horror as she suddenly...
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:42 pm
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dtmkoatw
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she was drinking something through a straw in the teaser...
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:47 pm
terrapinbear
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prolly undiluted Sea-bed's nectar sucking up into Lena's mouth.
If Rob got a job with Tagruato, he may have had some "samples" of SLUSHO! to kickoff a metrosexaul buzz about it before he went to work for SLUSHO!
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:49 pm
Caerwiden
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terrapinbear wrote:
prolly undiluted Sea-bed's nectar sucking up into Lena's mouth
Or maybe she exploded because the monster has tendrils like a jellyfish and she touched one in the confusion and it injected her with a venom which made her explode?
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:52 pm
Arkaham
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The problem with that theory is that Shlusho is supposed to be one of the most drinked beverages in Japan. You're trying to tell me that no one in a whole country got drunk with the most popular beverage? If slusho made people explode, they would have been explotions all over japan.
_________________Drowning my worries in Slusho.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:54 pm
terrapinbear
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Caerwiden wrote:
terrapinbear wrote:
prolly undiluted Sea-bed's nectar sucking up into Lena's mouth
Or maybe she exploded because the monster has tendrils like a jellyfish and she touched one in the confusion and it injected her with a venom which made her explode?
I like the "scales" theory that's been floating around. She bumps into a parasite dropped from ol' grumpy jammies and begins reacting to whatever poison is present on the surface or stingers...
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:56 pm
terrapinbear
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Arkaham wrote:
The problem with that theory is that Shlusho is supposed to be one of the most drinked beverages in Japan. You're trying to tell me that no one in a whole country got drunk with the most popular beverage? If slusho made people explode, they would have been explotions all over japan.
*heavy sigh*
Yeah, your probably right about that.
Okay time to shift gears and head in the other direction:
I like to think that SLUSHO! will be a mixer at Rob's party and play some role in the survival of the "heroes" of the film, given the supposed miracle health benefits touted on the SLUSHO! website.
Still can't stop wondering what would happen if someone drank more than just six...
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:01 pm
Arkaham
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You know, I never understood where that concern came from. The slogan for slusho is 'you can't drink only six'. I'm not a native english speaker, so I may be wrong about the real meaning of that sentence, but doesn't it means: You always drink more than six. As in, slusho is so good you'll drink 8 or 9 before you get tired of it?
_________________Drowning my worries in Slusho.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:03 pm
Saiyan King
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Yea thats how ive always taken that as. Like the Lays slogan " you cant eat just one"
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:35 pm
fleabit
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I still think that seabed's nectar reacts in some way to the presence of our creature.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:59 am
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