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[Cthulhu]

I have a feeling the answer is hidden in here somewhere, as in it probably is an extremophile. However, an enormous waterbear is not insane or intense enough in my terms.

My expectations are naturally heightened.

[Weyland Yutani]

There are intriquing implications in this Extremophilosophy. It makes one wonder if there are other uses for the technology.

It's always tragic when a grumpy farmhand doesn't like his harvest getting snatched.

[john locke]

[Slusho Addict]

It's a tragic that the barking dog thread is already longer than this one

[Roztox]

[tardigrada = tagruato?]

http://www.microscopy-uk.org.uk/mag/indexmag.html?http://www.microscopy-uk.org.uk/mag/artjun00/mmbearp.html

note the following:

How is it possible that an animal can be found almost everywhere and at the same time is unknown to almost everybody? Just try and ask your neighbour whether he or she knows or believes in an animal which:

— lives nearby, including cities
— moves smoothly like a bear, has legs, claws, eyes, skin and muscles
— has the colour and surface texture of one of those sweet bear gums loved by children
— doesn't need to carry along a knife and fork as it has two in-built knives
— can revert to an "instant coffee"-dry state which resists storage in liquid nitrogen, contact with mineral acids, organic solvents, radioactive radiation and boiling water. After this kind of brute "scientific" scrutiny the miraculous creature is still able to return to normal life—it needs only a small droplet of water!

[JimiJons]

Well, I guess since no one knows about it, that's where all the shock value would lay. Discovering that a monster the size of the Chrysler building is really a giant plankton that can't be killed with any imaginable conventional methods would probably shock me too.

King Kong was killed by bullets, Godzilla was killed my missiles... MGP might need a pair of nukes.

[Slusho Addict]

Eggs/ Small monsters

[Ignore Me!!!]

Tardigrade

[heytheyfoundabody]