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bloopbloop · Unfettered Joined: 15 Sep 2007 Posts: 329

[OLDEST TROUT HERE] The monster is NOT a lion!

JimiJons · Decorated Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 235

It's a Sumo Penis!

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:13 am

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Pseunmoisuf translates into "Sumo Penis"

StayPuftMarshmallowMan · Decorated Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Posts: 199

LOL...wait before you trout me, I have evidence. The claw marks on the SOL are made by a lion. Thats about it. After that JJ is pointing you all the wrong way. He wants you to think its from the sea. now feel free to trout.

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:15 am

JimiJons · Decorated Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 235

Negative. The Sumo Penis smacked the SOL, thinking it was a giant hoe. When it discovered that the SOL would not submit, it tore it's head off.

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:20 am

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The recipient should not at any time look in the sky, see a lion, and exclaim that it is huge.
Pseunmoisuf translates into "Sumo Penis"

airteff · Decorated Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 156

[Trout]duh...

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:21 am

eliwein

http://cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com/2007/12/cloverfield-confidentiality-agreement.html

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:25 am

LaNcEleCtriKuTion

Wow, JimiJions...

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Negative. The Sumo Penis smacked the SOL, thinking it was a giant hoe. When it discovered that the SOL would not submit, it tore it's head off.

You really love the Sumo Penis thing now, huh? I do too.

I even put it on my sig. Smile

JimiJons · Decorated Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 235

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:29 am

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The recipient should not at any time look in the sky, see a lion, and exclaim that it is huge.
Pseunmoisuf translates into "Sumo Penis"

xboyonfirex · Entrenched Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 1069

Wait, Wait, Wait..

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:30 am

LaNcEleCtriKuTion

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:32 am

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StayPuftMarshmallowMan · Decorated Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Posts: 199

The monster is "It's like the Iraq War and Hurricane Katrina and Kathy Griffin's vagina combined and turned into a giant murder-beast and it's hungry for every hip person in Manhattan."

SOunds a lot like Sumo Penis

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:34 am

xboyonfirex · Entrenched Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 1069

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:35 am

blaaaaaah · Unfettered Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 313

no, he says "it's a LINE".

Clearly geometry is the culprit.

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:35 am

Shutaro

Nope, it's a lion.

**Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:22 am

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