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[OT][HUMOR] Well things are going kinda slow.

**Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:22 pm

dairyking08 · Decorated Joined: 28 Sep 2007 Posts: 179 Location: Georgia

That joke is so funny. I saw it on someone's blog and have been using it for the past few weeks.

This always makes me laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8

All of their stuff does.

Especially "So Smooth"

**Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:26 pm

Byahhh · Veteran Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 104

I like these

**Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:29 pm

Enantiomorphic · Boot Joined: 22 Sep 2007 Posts: 48

**Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:58 pm

Lambo_Diablo_Svtt · Entrenched Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 914

LMFAO @ Enantiomorphic's post. I've seen that one before and its awesome. Very Happy

**Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:06 pm

tre · Boot Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 10

Alright I got one....

A plane flying over the Atlantic has engine trouble and starts going down.
This lady frantically jumps out of her seat and shouts, "If I'm going to die then I at least want to die feeling like a real woman!" She strips all her cloths off in front of everyone and says, "Isn't there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman."
Suddenly a man stands up, takes his shirt off, throws it at the woman and says, "Go iron this!"

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night!

**Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:06 pm

Caerwiden · Unfettered Joined: 08 Oct 2007 Posts: 651

**Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:35 pm

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Kraker · Unfettered Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 749

I could've sworn you got this from bash.

**Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:02 pm

tinytim · Veteran Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 95

**Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:46 pm

Fignut the Elder · Unfettered Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 330

I apologize in advance!!!

**Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:15 pm

Caerwiden · Unfettered Joined: 08 Oct 2007 Posts: 651

**Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:33 pm

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umbrellakraken · Irony: I have a film project for school due on 1-18-08.

Irony:
I have a film project for school due on 1-18-08.

**Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:45 pm

Saiyan King

Ok this one was a little funnier back in the eighties, but here goes

An American, a Frenchman, a Brit and a Russian were flying in the back of a cargo plane. All of a sudden, the Brit stands up ,yells "Im doing this for my country" and jumps out of the plane. Next the Frenchman stands up , yells " Im doing this for my country" and leaps from the plane. Finally the American stands up , yells " Im doing this for my country" and throws the Russian out

**Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:13 pm

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Im sorry, I can't loan you $20, Im saving it for Slenderman

Magus00

A guy goes to a singles bar and spies a pretty woman from across the room. He is admiring her and realizes she notices him staring at her.

She walks over and just before he can apologize for staring, she says, "I'll do anything you want, no matter how kinky, for $100. The only condition is that you must say it with only 3 words."

The man considers this for a second. pulls his wallet out, digs out $100 and puts it in her hand. She then looks at him expectantly. His reply:

**Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:28 pm

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djspankypants

A man walks into a bar one day. Ouch.

A dyslexic walks into a rab.

A woman walks into a bar one day, she is a huge, hairy, albino, with one breast and back hair. She has a parrot on her shoulder. She then says in a booming voice, "If any one can guess the weight of this bird on my shoulder, I will have wild, kinky, possibly illeagal sex with you for hours and hours!" The falls quiet, no one is saying a thing, they are not even looking at her. Then an old drunk man stands up ad says, "I'll tell you how much that there bird weighs. It weighs a hundred, cajillion, bazillion pounds!" She at the man and syas "Close enough lets go."

Thank you i will be here all week.

**Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:54 pm