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MulletMan wrote:
The Roflcopter has been compromised
That quote must be the second-funniest thing I have read all day. Second only to the complete load of laughable tripe that hugelion.com is. Just a question - why the incredibly stupid, Cloverfield-jacking URL? Does anyone else smell a sexually-frustrated conspiracy-theorist uber-nerd out there writing this? "Breathe, no girlsh will shleep with me, breathe, sho I'll go online and make a big exshplanation ash to why girlsh are evul!"
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:36 am
Ryuzaki
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WWRJD?
What would Raptor Jesus do?
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:45 am
StayPuftMarshmallowMan
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Ryuzaki wrote:
WWRJD?
What would Raptor Jesus do?
Oh god its Jurassic Park meets Passion of CHrist meets Scarface. BEST MOVIE EVER
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:47 am
Saiyan King
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The more of that crap i read the more i think hes watched the Matrix and DaVinci Code, and movies like that too much
EDIT , That is a sad, sad little boy
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:57 am
Some Thing
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Anyone who dares read this thred shall burn in eternal hellfire!
...oops...
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:03 am
Saiyan King
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one thing he doesnt explain. If all that is true, why didnt the aliens come vaporize him for trying to expose them. I mean, if theyre as powerful as he says then i dont think itd be a problem to find him in his parents basement
_________________Nobody kills Kakkarot while im around, destiny has reserved that pleasure for me
The funniest stories always end with "and thats the last time i ever did acid"
Im sorry, I can't loan you $20, Im saving it for Slenderman
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:06 am
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Saiyan King wrote:
one thing he doesnt explain. If all that is true, why didnt the aliens come vaporize him for trying to expose them. I mean, if theyre as powerful as he says then i dont think itd be a problem to find him in his parents basement
Because he knows the Truth, and by knowing the Truth, he can SEE the Reptilians and give them the what-for with his baseball bat. It's very simple.
Nice to see he completely skipped over the Buddhist symbol thing when explaining the Nazi swastika. Especially considering swastika is an actual derivation of a Sanskrit term used to describe a similar symbol that had nothing to do with sun crosses. But, wait, of course! That's what the Reptilians want us to think! I have been blind, and I see the light! Hallelujah!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:13 am
Stumper67
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This guy didn't come up with all of this... There are people that devote their lives to researching this kind of stuff and manipulating history to somehow fit their theories.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:14 am
Saiyan King
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Alot of that crap is the same stuff Scientology believes. F'n Tom Cruise
His whole thing about the face on mars and the pyramids... I saw that movie, called Mission To Mars with Gary Sinise.
_________________Nobody kills Kakkarot while im around, destiny has reserved that pleasure for me
The funniest stories always end with "and thats the last time i ever did acid"
Im sorry, I can't loan you $20, Im saving it for Slenderman
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:22 am
Bacon Army
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anunnaki
Oh. My. God. This guy based all his theories on a bunch of Gods from Sumerian times.
Hold on, wouldn't this make the guy a hypocrite, because he believes in a religious system? OMG!!!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:27 am
crow
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this girl i knew got me a book for christmas last year, called "the twelfth planet" and this website is like a huge summary of the book, the book just goes threw all this stuff about humans, and our evolution, whether it be technology or us as a species, and how some superior race ("it was leaning towards aliens") helped us with these new found technologies, so on and so forth, blah blah.
i never got around to finishing the book, but it was an interesting read to say the least. either way of have no clue how this relates to the movie or a.r.e
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:27 am
Saiyan King
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It doesnt relate to it at all. Someone brought it up earlier because of the BigLion.com title, and weve just been laughing over it since. I swear ive lost 50 IQ points for reading that. Ill never be the same again . The more of it i read tho, I was right, it pretty much is Scientology hes talking about
EDIT - Just got to the part where he talks about the earth being hollow with an inner sun. Thats it, thats where Grumpypants comes from. Tagruato is drillin at Chuai , bust open a whole into inner earth and free him LMAO
_________________Nobody kills Kakkarot while im around, destiny has reserved that pleasure for me
The funniest stories always end with "and thats the last time i ever did acid"
Im sorry, I can't loan you $20, Im saving it for Slenderman
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:43 am
crow
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hollow earth eh?
I think that's called Middle earth, where Dinosaurs and People live in perfect harmony, you see since your inside the earth it has a negative effect on gravity, everything is reversed, so when the dinosaurs die, their bones float up, and that's why we find fossils in our soil.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:52 am
Saiyan King
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Nope your wrong, he says that the fossils we find are from the latest incarnation of dinosaurs, theyve existed throughout history when the reptile aliens need to clear the planet of its inhabitants to start the planet over. There also used to keep other alien races off the planet during times that they wanna keep the planet empty. its been going on for half a million years. Its good reading, u should check it out. Guaranteed to knock at least 40 points off your IQ
_________________Nobody kills Kakkarot while im around, destiny has reserved that pleasure for me
The funniest stories always end with "and thats the last time i ever did acid"
Im sorry, I can't loan you $20, Im saving it for Slenderman
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:50 am
Ivo
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Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 380 Location: Illinois, USA
Four pages of replies to this troll, seriously? C'mon guys, don't feed the trolls.
EDIT: Could somone tag this thread OOG or TROLL please.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:09 am
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