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Max Damage · Decorated Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 178

[HUMOR] Beekeepers limericks

**Posted:** Sun Jul 25, 2004 6:20 pm

SpaceBass

I'm in.

Four score and seven hours ago,
Launched a promo for a game called Halo
As the news began to spread,
A million trout would end up dead:
"There's this site called ilovebees, doncha know!!!!!"

**Posted:** Sun Jul 25, 2004 6:59 pm

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Alternate Reality Gaming
http://www.unfiction.com/

Fraxxxi · Boot Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 38 Location: Austria

let's haiku.

AI hacks site
aunt and dana in distress
can geeks save them?

**Posted:** Sun Jul 25, 2004 7:18 pm

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So there is hope you see, but we must act with great speed
Assemble the chosen, the ones to lead, and morph them in the likeness of man

ScarpeGrosse

I'll second your haiku and raise you trout:

Ode to Bees:

Trout trout trout trout trout
Trout trout trout trout trout trout trout
Trout trout trout le trout

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be signing autographs at the end of tonight's performance.

**Posted:** Sun Jul 25, 2004 7:22 pm

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Allow me to take off my 'assistant skirt' and put on my 'Barbara Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.'

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alaranth

Yay, haikus!

ilovebees.com
got hacked. Oh, look! Hidden text.
Don't piss off the queen.

**Posted:** Sun Jul 25, 2004 7:23 pm

Max Damage · Decorated Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 178

There once was a mighty Space Bass
Who grumbled with anger and sass
And when he dids't see
Much spam on IRC
He bellowed, and his word came to pass

And an alternate, less flattering version (and an homage to the classic Darius games, if anyone remembers them)

There once was a mighty Space Bass
Who bubbled with foul-smelling gas
And when it didst see
Much spam on IRC
Belched plasma, and turned all to glass

**Posted:** Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:27 pm