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Capitan_Barbossa · Veteran Joined: 26 Nov 2007 Posts: 98

This is Los Angeles. We'd light up MGP on fire and pour all of the ammunition we got for Christmas into it, and have a giant iguana BBQ. We can set hundreds of acres on fire in minutes, a giant monster should not be a problem.

WestSIIIIIDDDEEEE!!!!

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:22 pm

1-18-08 SLUSHOMAKESUHAPPY · Account Disabled Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 274

Id get in a taxi cab lead him to the brooklen bridge. make him get trapped in the cables and make F-18 jets shoot him.
hey, it worked with another monster. Laughing

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:24 pm

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Slusho Addict · Entrenched Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 920

I'd say 'Oh my god Oh my god!'

Then I'd run run Run Run RUN!

Then I'd wait for a lull.

Then I'd say 'Oh my god Oh my god!' again.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:38 pm

Cloverfield Monster

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:00 pm

Lambo_Diablo_Svtt · Entrenched Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 914

I'd go find myself one of these.

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/Ichigo79/djsarge196lm.jpg

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:03 pm

jman · Boot Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 36 Location: Bronx, NY

I would play "Never Gonna Give You Up" at maximum volume over every speaker and subwoofer I can find. This would probably result in his instantaneous death. Then I'd find some nachos and throw a dance party in the streets (can't let the speakers go to waste). Very Happy

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:06 pm

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starshiptrooper

Wait for it to pick me up to eat me, then shove a hand grenade down it's throat, only to realize later.... I could have just sneezed on it.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:07 pm

ftperson · Boot Joined: 19 Jul 2007 Posts: 59

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:13 pm

LaNcEleCtriKuTion

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:34 pm

Fignut the Elder · Unfettered Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 330

I'd try to debunk that it was happening.

Rock On

boristheblade · Greenhorn Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 3

Use the light reflected from my sword to uncover its weak point. Grab on to some fur on its body, climb up to its head and stab it on the sigil.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:59 pm

InAFieldofClover · Unfettered Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 375

I'd point him in the direction of whoever started the "Mr. GrumpyPants" trend.

OR

I'd tell him that everyone on unfiction called him OOG. I'd call him a straight up gamejack.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:07 pm

Toilet Explorer

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:32 pm

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tangledweb16 · Boot Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 38

If I was a certain board member here I'd Rick Roll the everliving shit out of MGP.

But in all seriousness, I'd run.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:33 pm

Cthulhu

You know me, I'd take a nap.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:36 pm

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