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[HUMOR] From IMDB: I think this monster is just lonely
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bloopbloop
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 		[HUMOR] From IMDB: I think this monster is just lonely
I know I probably shouldn't be posting this, but it's pretty darn funny.

aheadbangingsensation wrote:
I mean to rip the head off of the statue of liberty is a obvious statement, so I believe that the monster really is just having inner conflicts for being made fun of his whole life and decides to do something over the top to impress his fellow monsters, I believe this was his thought process-


"MAN TODAY IS THE DAY, ITS GO TIME WOOO, FINALLY NO MORE, no more Harold cant do this, Harold cant do that, ILL SHOW THEM ALL!" (Assuming the monster is named Harold)
*Rips the head off the statue of liberty, walks into the city looking for a camera man*
"AH HA YES"
*Throws the head at the camera guy in the trailer*
Guy in the trailer "Oh my god what is that?!"
Back to Harold "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! YOU MISSED ME THROWING THE STATUES HEAD WTF! HOW DID YOU MISS THAT!"
*Starts smashing stuff in anger*


Mean while the other monsters are hanging out at the bar

Steve -"Woah woah Dan, I think I just saw Harold on TV man"
Dan- "No way it couldnt be"
Steve- "Your right, ha, imagine Harold doing something like that"
*Laughing*
Dan- "Yeah, lets see if theres something on ESPN, OH MAN HALF TIME ALREADY I THOUGHT IT STARTED AT SIX"
*Dan punches the wall causing a level 4 earth quake in Niger killing 3 people, Jews are blamed*


So really what im getting at is Harold is basically going to be the next Rudolph, but instead of a bright nose and santas lack of vision in the dark, its going to be the destruction of new york


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Cthulhu
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 		Trust me. Harold couldn't do anything.

He thinks his horrific roar created from a lifetime of Bronchitis makes him intimidating.

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Saiyan King
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Cthulhu wrote:
Trust me. Harold couldn't do anything.

He thinks his horrific roar created from a lifetime of Bronchitis makes him intimidating.


Yea my girlfriend just got through a battle with brochitis , its a killer LOL
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Bacon Army
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 		Well, this could definitely help the movie. The audience sympathises with Harold, because they know what he's going through.

Which makes it all the easier to cheer for the deaths of the designer 20-something professionals on the ground.

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madamimadam
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 		uh oh, looks like harold forgot his happy pills

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kosmopol
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 		I remind that MySpace profile of Cloverfield Monster. He was really lovely guy, very sympathetic.

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Cloverfield Monster
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 		My name is not harold, dammit! its william mcdonald III












Note: Not my actual name, i whouldn't give you that Razz

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deion30296
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 		Harold needs to take a nappy-wappy!

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