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[UPDATE] 1/7/08 VIDEO 8 - JAMIE AND TEDDY!

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Ivo
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KungFucious wrote:

hahah I love how the plot of this game seems to be boiling down to "Teddy Hanssen picked a completely retarded hobag to send his evidence to" as the reason for NY being destroyed.

I just KNEW all these NYC hobags would be the death of me, I just thought it would be from the AIDS.

Honestly, what was she gonna do? Drink the monster to death?

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:11 am

phantomjester
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Ivo wrote:

KungFucious wrote:

Honestly, what was she gonna do? Drink the monster to death?

I just realized something!!!! Jamie is the monster (stay with me here this is meant to be silly and humorous) and then after rampaging through the city in another drunken "why wont teddy talk to me, he is too busy 'milking the cow' on that farm to love me!!!!!!" rant, the army wont even have to worry about killing her off or anything due to the fact that when she mutated into a killing machine the likes of which the world has never seen, just imagine what that process would have done to her UTI as well as all of her (and we know that they are numerous) STD's!!! so in the end the monster will be killed off by SUPER AIDS!!! (oh god why can't i remember what episode of south park it is when tweak's parents tell him to be afraid of super aids, priceless though)

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:23 am

Ivo
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phantomjester wrote:

Ivo wrote:

KungFucious wrote:

Honestly, what was she gonna do? Drink the monster to death?

So "We got a bite" would be a crude reference to Jamie's idea of oral sex, right? Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:25 am

phantomjester
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Ivo wrote:

phantomjester wrote:

Ivo wrote:

KungFucious wrote:

Honestly, what was she gonna do? Drink the monster to death?

So "We got a bite" would be a crude reference to Jamie's idea of oral sex, right? Wink

what you just said made me realize that i have seen a "sex" tape video of Jamie and Teddy watch here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs

p.s. dont worry too much it is on youtube so not like it shows anything just funny as hell, but there is some crude sex related talking so if you are too young just don't watch. you have been warned.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:40 am

MisterMudd
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phantomjester wrote:

Ivo wrote:

phantomjester wrote:

Ivo wrote:

KungFucious wrote:

Honestly, what was she gonna do? Drink the monster to death?

So "We got a bite" would be a crude reference to Jamie's idea of oral sex, right? Wink

That was the dumbest thing I have seen all day...

And it was awesome.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:56 am

daisho
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Red_Daze wrote:

d. You see outlines of same hazmat suited folks holding a woman with a hair cut identical to Marlena as she blows up or something. Meanwhile some one yells "We have a biter!"

Um, I must have missed something. Which trailer is the biter comment in? I searched, could find nothing but this post. I agree with the common conclusion in that it is Marlena, I just cannot hear that line in any of the vids I have.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:57 am

phantomjester
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daisho wrote:

Red_Daze wrote:

d. You see outlines of same hazmat suited folks holding a woman with a hair cut identical to Marlena as she blows up or something. Meanwhile some one yells "We have a biter!"

that is from one of the commercials that has started airing on tv, don't remember which number it is from though. there is also some debate as to whether they say "we have a biter" or "we have a bite here" i think that it is the latter of those two, but that is neither here nor there, all that matters now is, jamie is a dumb bitch.

Spoiler (Rollover to View):

[u]SERIOUSLY WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU EVER EEEEVVVVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRR EAT SOMETHING IN THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES, SHE IS A STUPID BITCH WHO DESERVES THE (HOPEFULLY) EXCRUTIATINGLY PAINFUL DEATH THAT I AM SURE IS NOW COMING HER WAY!!!![/u]

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:21 am

kosmopol
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Well, perhaps she eat it as an rebellic act against Teddy, as a revenge, like doing exactly the forbidden things.

He betrayed her, so she "betray" him. Naive and childish, but somehow realistic Smile

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:10 am

BurningSoul
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hopefully she gets eaten from inside out

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:15 am

terrapinbear
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Wow, this thread has turned into misogynist central! Mad

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:22 am

daisho
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terrapinbear wrote:

Wow, this thread has turned into misogynist central! Mad

Yeah, sad to say, but if it was a male character acting this way I don't think the hate would be so strong. I might be wrong, but it just never ceases to amaze me how worked up some people get over a CHARACTER.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:34 am

Schmootika
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BurningSoul wrote:

hopefully she gets eaten from inside out

Doesn't sound like the kind of pleasure she is used to. I would bet we see another video of her just munching down on the slime, grinning from ear to ear. Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:59 am

m0r1arty
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10 Days left!
What's gonna happen?

So there is 10 days left, no one at the party seems to be mourning Jamie so I don't think she dies before then.

I agree with the give her 3 days to have her euphoria and then be on a downer before posting again.

Perhaps she survives by getting chucked into a looney bin?

-m0r

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:26 pm

Varan
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How the hell did this lady make it to adulthood?

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:27 pm

Melodyman
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Anyone notice that her videos are always released on Sunday nights?

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:48 pm

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