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[Update]. Jamie and Teddy Video 9 is out!
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DougBThree
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 		Love it or hate it, nobody can say they saw this one coming.

You know, showing this to the unsuspecting, and telling them it was related to Cloverfield would probably make them Slusho Zoom! you off to the nut ward.

Apparently, though, the "hate dance" is an established art form Wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRxDDEVXf2c

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/264717/palestinian_hate_dance/

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dontlookmyage
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HerOdyssey wrote:
dontlookmyage wrote:
I guess DSI enhances your personality, so if you're an idiotic ass clown like Jamie, you become even moreso when eating the pure uncut DSI.....(or whatever state it's in).


I was thinking that too. It sort of super-enhances your existing personality traits, and if you're a selfish little skank-whore, you become a super-egotistical screaming psychotic skank-whore cubed... in a ninja suit.

Ways I would enjoy seeing Jamie be sent to the great Abercrombie & Fitch in the sky:
1) Evisceration by a pack of mini-grumpypantses
2) Taken by a spray of automatic weapons-fire by Tagruato Ninja-men
3) Complete psychotic break that causes her to hurl herself from a tall builidng
4) Lena-like explosion
5) Flattened into road-pizza by huge monster flipper feet
6) Eaten by bad CGI zombies from I Am Legend
7) Bitch-slapped to death by me
Cool Hate-dances herself out a window
9) Murdered by Teddy who returns to realize what an annoying beyotch he's gotten himself involved with
10) Squished by flying Statue of Liberty head


All great ways to get her out of the picture. Personally, I think the army militia in the trailers were shooting at Jamie's apartment window. Orders were, "Kill without prejudice" Many clips were emptied that day, I can tell you.

She took dance lessons from Elaine Bettis.
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Anteros
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airteff wrote:
I think video 10 is going to be the jamie sex tape with her just staring into the camera mouthing the words I hate you teddy as she rides some guy, but the DSN makes her go crazy on him and kill him...


The movie is pg-13 so I doubt they would do this


This is the greatest idea on a thread full of babies having a hissy fit. The finishing touch on such a video would see the PM using a bit of cgi so that we see her morph a bit as she's killing the guy.

Then, I would love for Jamie to be the first to morph into a little monster and go on a rampage, with Marlena being her first victim via a bite, as someone else mentioned.

From the moment she ate the DSI, Jamie has undergone an amazing transformation from the breezy, happy-go-lucky girl we see in the other videos to the scary-ass bitch we see in this one. IMHO, the actress has done a good job.

Finally, I would love it if Jamie was the sole survivor of this night of hell.
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zooboomafoo
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dontlookmyage wrote:

She took dance lessons from Elaine Bettis.


Benes

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 		So DSN is LSD. Too many acronyms.
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 		Most. Hilarious. Interpretive Dance Routine. Ever. Laughing

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 		Maybe the Sea Nectar makes you delusional and makes you worship MGP.
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OliMango wrote:
Maybe the Sea Nectar makes you delusional and makes you worship MGP.


But...monster-worshipping? OF COURSE! THAT MEANS THAT MGP IS -



MY GOD!! IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!

Sorry, I'll stop now.

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TallulahBelle
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 		You guys just don't understand how to appreciate art dance.

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kosmopol
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 		People, Is it just me, or the names of the video files could have a clue?

Quote:
mynumber1vid.mov
myvideo2.mov
video3.mov
number4.mov
video5.mov
Number6.mov
number7.mov
video8.mov
number9.mov



Surely, it could be an imitation of "clueless lame name giving", it fits to Jamies spontaneous character.
Or is here a hidden clue?

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dontlookmyage
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zooboomafoo wrote:
dontlookmyage wrote:

She took dance lessons from Elaine Bettis.


Benes


You are correct. Sad thing is, I was thinking about the spelling of her last name this morning when I got up and KNEW I spelled it wrong...thank you for that correction.

Damn, I need a life.....

And Red_Daze, you may be onto something....time will tell....
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dontlookmyage wrote:


She took dance lessons from Elaine Bettis.


More like Jerome Bettis.
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dalphx
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 		My views as to why Jamie is portrayed as the wild ho/slut/bimbo.........
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Aw Robby! I'm sorry, babe, I know how you're feeling. Maybe we should get together and cheer each other up...

Posted by Jamie on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 5:05 PM on Robs myspace
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Aug 31 2007 11:34 AM From Lena to Jamie

Someone needs cheering up. Girls night out! We have a three day weekend, I bet we could meet a new guy each night. I know you're quivering in antici....

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Aug 13 2007 11:41 AM From Lena to Jamie

Girl! You were out of control this weekend! We need to compare notes on Sat night, I have some holes I need filled in. How did we get home?!
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Jamie Blog Aug 30th

So what's a girl to do? I mean, here I am, embarking on the most significant relationship I've been in since high school (not counting Professor Dimples, of course)

**All girls date their teachers!
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Jamie Blog Aug 30th

How big is your bed?
Big enough for a decent sized orgy, I'd say.
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She is the typical bimbo ho that likes Mr. Right until she meets the next Mr.Right. (Think she would drop Teddy in a minute for Rob, if Rob wanted her )

Lily could be considered Normal, Even Beth is more then her. This is why Jamie is portrayed this way here, by her actions and comments.

Still looking forward to #10.

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Jamie wrote:
I have some holes I need filled in.

Classic Jamie! What a slore, love her!
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dalphx
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NYC5 wrote:
Jamie wrote:
I have some holes I need filled in.

Classic Jamie! What a slore, love her!


LOL...she is the best!

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