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Euchre
uF Game Warden
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
Toilet Explorer wrote:
"What is that!?"
"It's a terrible thing."
"What is that ?"
"Another thing... also terrible."
These get my vote, and I'd like to suggest something...
If you are around an MGP toy when they come out, and someone asks what that is...
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:04 am
Houston
Greenhorn
Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Posts: 9 Location: Houston, TX
On the rooftop before they cross over to Beth's building.
Rob: [To Lilly] Look, we can make it, there's pipes and stuff...
Lilly: Ok, ok, lets go
Hud: Ok...I'll document it.
Or after Rob decides to go to Beth's apartment:
Hud: Rob, if you don't stop walking, one of us is going to have to tackle you, and that's going to be VERY uncomfortable for everybody involved.
Hilarious.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:09 am
phantomjester
Decorated
Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 190
ok so my favorite hud line was probably either the "other things also horrible" or the "flaming homeless people" lines. but some definite honorable mentions would have to be, hud to lilly "why wouldn't you tell me?" lilly to hud "WHY WOULD I TELL YOU?!?!" hud to eveyone else at the party "did you hear that rob and beth had sex?"
other greats:
The tackle you line was awesome mainly cuz that is totally something i would say.
"No wait that's a bad idea, a really bad idea I take that back! No one ever listens to me, than this is the one time they listen to me."
Not because it was all that funny to the general public, but more to the arg'ers was probably his speculating in the stair well about what the monster is. It made me giggle a little bit.
and finally (if i dont stop now i might as well just put up a copy of the script) even more than his whole discussion with marlena about superman and garfield, i loved the entire scene at the party when it comes to his interaction (or lack thereof) with marlena. The whole pumping himself up "you can do this, you can do this" and then as soon as she turns and looks in his general direction he walks away. as well as when he gets marlena to do a video send off, and then the whole, "we can do another one" then "I can still do your companies retreat!!"
I loved hud, my favorite character.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:31 am
CynAnne
Decorated
Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 241 Location: My Own Lil' Shangra-La, Planet Earth
... Total agreement, phantomjester! Hud was perfect - sweet, slightly dopey (but right there when you need him), funny, just about everything you could want in a friend..WHY did J.J. have to kill him off?!? I almost cried when I realized what was about to happen to him! I'd have gladly tossed dim-bulb Jamie to our cranky Clovie, and hot-footed (footed? feeted? argh..!) it outta there, with Hud in tow..! ...
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:44 am
Super King
Boot
Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 10 Location: St. Louis
Euchre wrote:
Toilet Explorer wrote:
"What is that!?"
"It's a terrible thing."
"What is that ?"
"Another thing... also terrible."
These get my vote, and I'd like to suggest something...
If you are around an MGP toy when they come out, and someone asks what that is...
Priceless. That's one for the history books! But I agree, this was definitely the best line. I do think though that Jason's conversation with Rob during the party scene should get a honorable mention.
"Beth, she's amazing.. like from another planet. You.. well, you're kind of a douche bag."
Awesome.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:51 am
6slushos
Veteran
Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 118 Location: Singapore
Super King wrote:
Euchre wrote:
Toilet Explorer wrote:
"What is that!?"
"It's a terrible thing."
"What is that ?"
"Another thing... also terrible."
These get my vote, and I'd like to suggest something...
If you are around an MGP toy when they come out, and someone asks what that is...
Priceless. That's one for the history books! But I agree, this was definitely the best line. I do think though that Jason's conversation with Rob during the party scene should get a honorable mention.
"Beth, she's amazing.. like from another planet. You.. well, you're kind of a douche bag."
Awesome.
i thought the "terrible" quote was from rob the whole time, it sounded like him!!
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:58 am
cowboyfromhell
Veteran
Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 130 Location: Tennessee/Alabama
Jason - "No,no,no! Stop! Stop! I didn't say "feel" Rob. You're not good enough for her. That's it! That's fact! That's science! Beth McIntyre is like from a whole nother planet man. She's beautiful,she's carming. And you, I love you but, let's face it, you're kind of a douche bag."
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Hud - "The ocean is big dude. All I'm sayin is a couple of years ago they found a fish in Madagascar that they thought had been extinct for centuries."
Rob - "So what? It's been down there all this time and nobody noticed?"
Hud - "Sure! Maybe it errupted from an ocean trench. Ya know? Or a crevace .......crevice ."
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:05 am
SkitteryMocha
Boot
Joined: 22 Jan 2008 Posts: 29 Location: Kentucky
i'm kinda suprised the "make me it's queen" quote has only gotten 1 post so far.
and i personally view Huds quotes as children. how do you pick a favorite? you dont, you love them all equally.....but you secretly give the favorite $1 more in his/her weekly allowance when the other's arent looking. (the "make me it's queen" quote being mine.)
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:26 am
Ouroborus
Unfictologist
Joined: 13 Jan 2008 Posts: 1352
I'm just so sad that they killed off Marlena just as her and Hud started getting a real connection. We could have had like...15 minutes more dialogue between the two!
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:34 am
TheAirman
Boot
Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 57 Location: Misawa, Aomori, Japan
cowboyfromhell wrote:
Hud - "Sure! Maybe it errupted from an ocean trench. Ya know? Or a crevace .......crevice ."
You got to it before me!
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:18 am
kosmopol
I Never Tire of My Own Voice
Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 3167
Wow, not seeng the movie, it sounds like a comedy! I also like HUD - though not from movie [have to wait for it], but from MySpace interactive story.
Btw, perhaps are these great lines really from TJ Miller, not from screen play? Its his style, people.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:25 am
BoardRider53
Boot
Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Posts: 17
The homeless people was my all time favorite.
Hud: "I'm sorry, sorry... I just can't stop thinking about how scary it would be is flaming homeless guy jumped out of the dark right now!"
I also enjoyed the:
Hud: "Rob, what time does the chopper leave?"
Rob: "0600"
Hud: "What time is that?"
Rob: "6 o'clock"
Hud: "Right.. yeah, right, I knew that."
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:36 am
motrbotr
Boot
Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 52
Toilet Explorer wrote:
"What is that!?"
"It's a terrible thing."
"What is that ?"
"Another thing... also terrible."
Yes, this ranks among the best movie lines ever! definitely my favorite from this movie.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:39 am
brie200
Boot
Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Posts: 33
I liked the whole "Make me their queen" exchange. I don't know why. I just liked the delivery of it on both sides.
Though while of course the movie had a script, both TJ Miller and Lizzy Caplan have said they did a lot of improvising in their exchanges together--I guess in part to help make the film funnier. Matt Reeves let them do it, so while some of the stuff might have been original script, some might have been them as well.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:58 am
tracheotome
Boot
Joined: 16 Jan 2008 Posts: 22
hud shouldve lived he was the man everything he said was just on point wit fuck rob he cries like three times ohh waaa my brother is dead oh wahh some girl that i had sex with once might be dead we have to go get ourselves killed so i can get laid again did hud do that shit no hud was straight up the dude no crying no bullshit HUDSON PLATT 2008
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:40 am
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