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On impulse, I grabbed up one of my sneakers and a black marker. 'Lucky' was soon dashed across the bottom in a quick scrawl.

"Wow, where did that come from?" I thought to myself. As I looked up, staring in thought, a sound caught my attention.

I took a giant leap back, much larger than expected. I looked down in bewilderment and saw white paws instead of human legs and feet!

With wide eyes I bent over to touch my feet... Um, paws. As I did so, I spotted a watch on the floor.

I stared at the watch a few seconds, its appearance almost as alien in the moment as my newly acquired beastly supports. The seconds stretched into a solid minute before my back began to smart from my doubled position, snapping me out of my curious trance.

I realize this watch is probably evil and needs to be thrown away. I was about to pick it up and put it in the trash can, but instead gave it to the smelly bum, that'd been asking me for a cigarette the entire time I was lost in a trance, and punch him in the mouth for being so impolite.

That's when I found a crack in the sidewalk; large enough to fit into, actually. A tiny crab scuttled out and, with a smile, raised a black flag for me to see before disappearing shortly after from whence he came.

I watched after the crab for several moments, his descent into the whole making me dizzy. It was then a sudden chill wind gusted up from it and I reached for my gloves, only to find them missing.

I threw my arms in the air and looked upward, pulling every breath inside of me forward to scream, "WHY?" It was then that I felt the gooey plop on my forehead.

I tilted my head cautiously back, involuntarily squinting my eyes in expectation of more goo trying to land on me. Through the haze of my squinting, I managed to make out a jar of orange marmalade, hovering above me.

"Yum, Orange marmalade!" I exclaimed, not realizing at the time that marmalade should not actually hover. "I would love a plate of warm scones to go with that."

I thought on this for a second, and then concluded, "however, scones would be quite offended by that duck sitting near me". I waved at the duck, who was wearing a tie in the most lovely shade of red.

The duck tried to steal my wallet to make sure I was using my income to benifit it. Sadly, I did not have my wallet with me.

Reflexively, I patted myself down in a half attempt to locate my missing wallet, knowing before I even started that I wouldn't find it on me. Between furry feet, evil watches, bums, crabs and ducks, I had lost my wallet - today was proving to be very (tiring, frustrating, twisted) eventful.

[IronJ146]

On impulse, I grabbed up one of my sneakers and a black marker. 'Lucky' was soon dashed across the bottom in a quick scrawl.

"Wow, where did that come from?" I thought to myself. As I looked up, staring in thought, a sound caught my attention.

I took a giant leap back, much larger than expected. I looked down in bewilderment and saw white paws instead of human legs and feet!

With wide eyes I bent over to touch my feet... Um, paws. As I did so, I spotted a watch on the floor.

I stared at the watch a few seconds, its appearance almost as alien in the moment as my newly acquired beastly supports. The seconds stretched into a solid minute before my back began to smart from my doubled position, snapping me out of my curious trance.

I realize this watch is probably evil and needs to be thrown away. I was about to pick it up and put it in the trash can, but instead gave it to the smelly bum, that'd been asking me for a cigarette the entire time I was lost in a trance, and punch him in the mouth for being so impolite.

That's when I found a crack in the sidewalk; large enough to fit into, actually. A tiny crab scuttled out and, with a smile, raised a black flag for me to see before disappearing shortly after from whence he came.

I watched after the crab for several moments, his descent into the whole making me dizzy. It was then a sudden chill wind gusted up from it and I reached for my gloves, only to find them missing.

I threw my arms in the air and looked upward, pulling every breath inside of me forward to scream, "WHY?" It was then that I felt the gooey plop on my forehead.

I tilted my head cautiously back, involuntarily squinting my eyes in expectation of more goo trying to land on me. Through the haze of my squinting, I managed to make out a jar of orange marmalade, hovering above me.

"Yum, Orange marmalade!" I exclaimed, not realizing at the time that marmalade should not actually hover. "I would love a plate of warm scones to go with that."

I thought on this for a second, and then concluded, "however, scones would be quite offended by that duck sitting near me". I waved at the duck, who was wearing a tie in the most lovely shade of red.

The duck tried to steal my wallet to make sure I was using my income to benifit it. Sadly, I did not have my wallet with me.

Reflexively, I patted myself down in a half attempt to locate my missing wallet, knowing before I even started that I wouldn't find it on me. Between furry feet, evil watches, bums, crabs and ducks, I had lost my wallet - today was proving to be very (tiring, frustrating, twisted) eventful.

Suddenly, a stunning woman with long black hair, pail skin, deep blue eyes, and flowing white robes appeared next to me. She started whispering something to me, and I totally hate when people don't speak up, so I clinched my fist and swung as hard as I could.

[Clementine]

On impulse, I grabbed up one of my sneakers and a black marker. 'Lucky' was soon dashed across the bottom in a quick scrawl.

"Wow, where did that come from?" I thought to myself. As I looked up, staring in thought, a sound caught my attention.

I took a giant leap back, much larger than expected. I looked down in bewilderment and saw white paws instead of human legs and feet!

With wide eyes I bent over to touch my feet... Um, paws. As I did so, I spotted a watch on the floor.

I stared at the watch a few seconds, its appearance almost as alien in the moment as my newly acquired beastly supports. The seconds stretched into a solid minute before my back began to smart from my doubled position, snapping me out of my curious trance.

I realize this watch is probably evil and needs to be thrown away. I was about to pick it up and put it in the trash can, but instead gave it to the smelly bum, that'd been asking me for a cigarette the entire time I was lost in a trance, and punch him in the mouth for being so impolite.

That's when I found a crack in the sidewalk; large enough to fit into, actually. A tiny crab scuttled out and, with a smile, raised a black flag for me to see before disappearing shortly after from whence he came.

I watched after the crab for several moments, his descent into the whole making me dizzy. It was then a sudden chill wind gusted up from it and I reached for my gloves, only to find them missing.

I threw my arms in the air and looked upward, pulling every breath inside of me forward to scream, "WHY?" It was then that I felt the gooey plop on my forehead.

I tilted my head cautiously back, involuntarily squinting my eyes in expectation of more goo trying to land on me. Through the haze of my squinting, I managed to make out a jar of orange marmalade, hovering above me.

"Yum, Orange marmalade!" I exclaimed, not realizing at the time that marmalade should not actually hover. "I would love a plate of warm scones to go with that."

I thought on this for a second, and then concluded, "however, scones would be quite offended by that duck sitting near me". I waved at the duck, who was wearing a tie in the most lovely shade of red.

The duck tried to steal my wallet to make sure I was using my income to benifit it. Sadly, I did not have my wallet with me.

Reflexively, I patted myself down in a half attempt to locate my missing wallet, knowing before I even started that I wouldn't find it on me. Between furry feet, evil watches, bums, crabs and ducks, I had lost my wallet - today was proving to be very (tiring, frustrating, twisted) eventful.

Suddenly, a stunning woman with long black hair, pail skin, deep blue eyes, and flowing white robes appeared next to me. She started whispering something to me, and I totally hate when people don't speak up, so I clinched my fist and swung as hard as I could.

Of a sudden she disappeared, and in her stead there was a piece of paper with a hasty message written across it: Two doors stand before you [Two, wooden doors suddenly drop from the sky and land with a loud THUMP!], which will you choo-choo choose? The doors smelled lemony fresh.

[TKYHakkyou]

On impulse, I grabbed up one of my sneakers and a black marker. 'Lucky' was soon dashed across the bottom in a quick scrawl.

"Wow, where did that come from?" I thought to myself. As I looked up, staring in thought, a sound caught my attention.

I took a giant leap back, much larger than expected. I looked down in bewilderment and saw white paws instead of human legs and feet!

With wide eyes I bent over to touch my feet... Um, paws. As I did so, I spotted a watch on the floor.

I stared at the watch a few seconds, its appearance almost as alien in the moment as my newly acquired beastly supports. The seconds stretched into a solid minute before my back began to smart from my doubled position, snapping me out of my curious trance.

I realize this watch is probably evil and needs to be thrown away. I was about to pick it up and put it in the trash can, but instead gave it to the smelly bum, that'd been asking me for a cigarette the entire time I was lost in a trance, and punch him in the mouth for being so impolite.

That's when I found a crack in the sidewalk; large enough to fit into, actually. A tiny crab scuttled out and, with a smile, raised a black flag for me to see before disappearing shortly after from whence he came.

I watched after the crab for several moments, his descent into the whole making me dizzy. It was then a sudden chill wind gusted up from it and I reached for my gloves, only to find them missing.

I threw my arms in the air and looked upward, pulling every breath inside of me forward to scream, "WHY?" It was then that I felt the gooey plop on my forehead.

I tilted my head cautiously back, involuntarily squinting my eyes in expectation of more goo trying to land on me. Through the haze of my squinting, I managed to make out a jar of orange marmalade, hovering above me.

"Yum, Orange marmalade!" I exclaimed, not realizing at the time that marmalade should not actually hover. "I would love a plate of warm scones to go with that."

I thought on this for a second, and then concluded, "however, scones would be quite offended by that duck sitting near me". I waved at the duck, who was wearing a tie in the most lovely shade of red.

The duck tried to steal my wallet to make sure I was using my income to benifit it. Sadly, I did not have my wallet with me.

Reflexively, I patted myself down in a half attempt to locate my missing wallet, knowing before I even started that I wouldn't find it on me. Between furry feet, evil watches, bums, crabs and ducks, I had lost my wallet - today was proving to be very (tiring, frustrating, twisted) eventful.

Suddenly, a stunning woman with long black hair, pail skin, deep blue eyes, and flowing white robes appeared next to me. She started whispering something to me, and I totally hate when people don't speak up, so I clinched my fist and swung as hard as I could.

Of a sudden she disappeared, and in her stead there was a piece of paper with a hasty message written across it: Two doors stand before you [Two, wooden doors suddenly drop from the sky and land with a loud THUMP!], which will you choo-choo choose? The doors smelled lemony fresh.

The lemony freshness was intriguing to me since, after all, nobody uses lemons on doors anymore. With a simply shrug I decided to choose the door shaped like a pumpkin and reached for the knob.

[teh_lisa]

On impulse, I grabbed up one of my sneakers and a black marker. 'Lucky' was soon dashed across the bottom in a quick scrawl.

"Wow, where did that come from?" I thought to myself. As I looked up, staring in thought, a sound caught my attention.

I took a giant leap back, much larger than expected. I looked down in bewilderment and saw white paws instead of human legs and feet!

With wide eyes I bent over to touch my feet... Um, paws. As I did so, I spotted a watch on the floor.

I stared at the watch a few seconds, its appearance almost as alien in the moment as my newly acquired beastly supports. The seconds stretched into a solid minute before my back began to smart from my doubled position, snapping me out of my curious trance.

I realize this watch is probably evil and needs to be thrown away. I was about to pick it up and put it in the trash can, but instead gave it to the smelly bum, that'd been asking me for a cigarette the entire time I was lost in a trance, and punch him in the mouth for being so impolite.

That's when I found a crack in the sidewalk; large enough to fit into, actually. A tiny crab scuttled out and, with a smile, raised a black flag for me to see before disappearing shortly after from whence he came.

I watched after the crab for several moments, his descent into the whole making me dizzy. It was then a sudden chill wind gusted up from it and I reached for my gloves, only to find them missing.

I threw my arms in the air and looked upward, pulling every breath inside of me forward to scream, "WHY?" It was then that I felt the gooey plop on my forehead.

I tilted my head cautiously back, involuntarily squinting my eyes in expectation of more goo trying to land on me. Through the haze of my squinting, I managed to make out a jar of orange marmalade, hovering above me.

"Yum, Orange marmalade!" I exclaimed, not realizing at the time that marmalade should not actually hover. "I would love a plate of warm scones to go with that."

I thought on this for a second, and then concluded, "however, scones would be quite offended by that duck sitting near me". I waved at the duck, who was wearing a tie in the most lovely shade of red.

The duck tried to steal my wallet to make sure I was using my income to benifit it. Sadly, I did not have my wallet with me.

Reflexively, I patted myself down in a half attempt to locate my missing wallet, knowing before I even started that I wouldn't find it on me. Between furry feet, evil watches, bums, crabs and ducks, I had lost my wallet - today was proving to be very (tiring, frustrating, twisted) eventful.

Suddenly, a stunning woman with long black hair, pail skin, deep blue eyes, and flowing white robes appeared next to me. She started whispering something to me, and I totally hate when people don't speak up, so I clinched my fist and swung as hard as I could.

Of a sudden she disappeared, and in her stead there was a piece of paper with a hasty message written across it: Two doors stand before you [Two, wooden doors suddenly drop from the sky and land with a loud THUMP!], which will you choo-choo choose? The doors smelled lemony fresh.

The lemony freshness was intriguing to me since, after all, nobody uses lemons on doors anymore. With a simply shrug I decided to choose the door shaped like a pumpkin and reached for the knob.

My hand shot backwards almost immediately, drawing my mind back to elementary school fire safety week; the knob was burning hot! My mind went racing, being a hero at heart, should I try to save whomever was inside, if anyone, or should I choose the other door?

[doublecross]

On impulse, I grabbed up one of my sneakers and a black marker. 'Lucky' was soon dashed across the bottom in a quick scrawl.

"Wow, where did that come from?" I thought to myself. As I looked up, staring in thought, a sound caught my attention.

I took a giant leap back, much larger than expected. I looked down in bewilderment and saw white paws instead of human legs and feet!

With wide eyes I bent over to touch my feet... Um, paws. As I did so, I spotted a watch on the floor.

I stared at the watch a few seconds, its appearance almost as alien in the moment as my newly acquired beastly supports. The seconds stretched into a solid minute before my back began to smart from my doubled position, snapping me out of my curious trance.

I realize this watch is probably evil and needs to be thrown away. I was about to pick it up and put it in the trash can, but instead gave it to the smelly bum, that'd been asking me for a cigarette the entire time I was lost in a trance, and punch him in the mouth for being so impolite.

That's when I found a crack in the sidewalk; large enough to fit into, actually. A tiny crab scuttled out and, with a smile, raised a black flag for me to see before disappearing shortly after from whence he came.

I watched after the crab for several moments, his descent into the whole making me dizzy. It was then a sudden chill wind gusted up from it and I reached for my gloves, only to find them missing.

I threw my arms in the air and looked upward, pulling every breath inside of me forward to scream, "WHY?" It was then that I felt the gooey plop on my forehead.

I tilted my head cautiously back, involuntarily squinting my eyes in expectation of more goo trying to land on me. Through the haze of my squinting, I managed to make out a jar of orange marmalade, hovering above me.

"Yum, Orange marmalade!" I exclaimed, not realizing at the time that marmalade should not actually hover. "I would love a plate of warm scones to go with that."

I thought on this for a second, and then concluded, "however, scones would be quite offended by that duck sitting near me". I waved at the duck, who was wearing a tie in the most lovely shade of red.

The duck tried to steal my wallet to make sure I was using my income to benifit it. Sadly, I did not have my wallet with me.

Reflexively, I patted myself down in a half attempt to locate my missing wallet, knowing before I even started that I wouldn't find it on me. Between furry feet, evil watches, bums, crabs and ducks, I had lost my wallet - today was proving to be very (tiring, frustrating, twisted) eventful.

Suddenly, a stunning woman with long black hair, pail skin, deep blue eyes, and flowing white robes appeared next to me. She started whispering something to me, and I totally hate when people don't speak up, so I clinched my fist and swung as hard as I could.

Of a sudden she disappeared, and in her stead there was a piece of paper with a hasty message written across it: Two doors stand before you [Two, wooden doors suddenly drop from the sky and land with a loud THUMP!], which will you choo-choo choose? The doors smelled lemony fresh.

The lemony freshness was intriguing to me since, after all, nobody uses lemons on doors anymore. With a simply shrug I decided to choose the door shaped like a pumpkin and reached for the knob.

My hand shot backwards almost immediately, drawing my mind back to elementary school fire safety week; the knob was burning hot! My mind went racing, being a hero at heart, should I try to save whomever was inside, if anyone, or should I choose the other door?

Thinking quickly, I scooped up some marmalade from my forehead and rubbed it on the door handle. The orange and lemon reacted violently, melting the doorhandle, whereupon the door swung open ...

[VooDooChild]

On impulse, I grabbed up one of my sneakers and a black marker. 'Lucky' was soon dashed across the bottom in a quick scrawl.

"Wow, where did that come from?" I thought to myself. As I looked up, staring in thought, a sound caught my attention.

I took a giant leap back, much larger than expected. I looked down in bewilderment and saw white paws instead of human legs and feet!

With wide eyes I bent over to touch my feet... Um, paws. As I did so, I spotted a watch on the floor.

I stared at the watch a few seconds, its appearance almost as alien in the moment as my newly acquired beastly supports. The seconds stretched into a solid minute before my back began to smart from my doubled position, snapping me out of my curious trance.

I realize this watch is probably evil and needs to be thrown away. I was about to pick it up and put it in the trash can, but instead gave it to the smelly bum, that'd been asking me for a cigarette the entire time I was lost in a trance, and punch him in the mouth for being so impolite.

That's when I found a crack in the sidewalk; large enough to fit into, actually. A tiny crab scuttled out and, with a smile, raised a black flag for me to see before disappearing shortly after from whence he came.

I watched after the crab for several moments, his descent into the whole making me dizzy. It was then a sudden chill wind gusted up from it and I reached for my gloves, only to find them missing.

I threw my arms in the air and looked upward, pulling every breath inside of me forward to scream, "WHY?" It was then that I felt the gooey plop on my forehead.

I tilted my head cautiously back, involuntarily squinting my eyes in expectation of more goo trying to land on me. Through the haze of my squinting, I managed to make out a jar of orange marmalade, hovering above me.

"Yum, Orange marmalade!" I exclaimed, not realizing at the time that marmalade should not actually hover. "I would love a plate of warm scones to go with that."

I thought on this for a second, and then concluded, "however, scones would be quite offended by that duck sitting near me". I waved at the duck, who was wearing a tie in the most lovely shade of red.

The duck tried to steal my wallet to make sure I was using my income to benefit it. Sadly, I did not have my wallet with me.

Reflexively, I patted myself down in a half attempt to locate my missing wallet, knowing before I even started that I wouldn't find it on me. Between furry feet, evil watches, bums, crabs and ducks, I had lost my wallet - today was proving to be very (tiring, frustrating, twisted) eventful.

Suddenly, a stunning woman with long black hair, pail skin, deep blue eyes, and flowing white robes appeared next to me. She started whispering something to me, and I totally hate when people don't speak up, so I clinched my fist and swung as hard as I could.

Of a sudden she disappeared, and in her stead there was a piece of paper with a hasty message written across it: Two doors stand before you [Two, wooden doors suddenly drop from the sky and land with a loud THUMP!], which will you choo-choo choose? The doors smelled lemony fresh.

The lemony freshness was intriguing to me since, after all, nobody uses lemons on doors anymore. With a simply shrug I decided to choose the door shaped like a pumpkin and reached for the knob.

My hand shot backwards almost immediately, drawing my mind back to elementary school fire safety week; the knob was burning hot! My mind went racing, being a hero at heart, should I try to save whomever was inside, if anyone, or should I choose the other door?

Thinking quickly, I scooped up some marmalade from my forehead and rubbed it on the door handle. The orange and lemon reacted violently, melting the door-handle, whereupon the door swung open ...

Two staircases stood behind the doorway, one to the right in a fiery red hue going up, the other to the left in a cool blue hue going down. The blue staircase had thick fog rolling off the handrails and down into a dark abyss. A pair of gloves lay on the second step going down.

[BlueMouse222]

On impulse, I grabbed up one of my sneakers and a black marker. 'Lucky' was soon dashed across the bottom in a quick scrawl.

"Wow, where did that come from?" I thought to myself. As I looked up, staring in thought, a sound caught my attention.

I took a giant leap back, much larger than expected. I looked down in bewilderment and saw white paws instead of human legs and feet!

With wide eyes I bent over to touch my feet... Um, paws. As I did so, I spotted a watch on the floor.

I stared at the watch a few seconds, its appearance almost as alien in the moment as my newly acquired beastly supports. The seconds stretched into a solid minute before my back began to smart from my doubled position, snapping me out of my curious trance.

I realize this watch is probably evil and needs to be thrown away. I was about to pick it up and put it in the trash can, but instead gave it to the smelly bum, that'd been asking me for a cigarette the entire time I was lost in a trance, and punch him in the mouth for being so impolite.

That's when I found a crack in the sidewalk; large enough to fit into, actually. A tiny crab scuttled out and, with a smile, raised a black flag for me to see before disappearing shortly after from whence he came.

I watched after the crab for several moments, his descent into the whole making me dizzy. It was then a sudden chill wind gusted up from it and I reached for my gloves, only to find them missing.

I threw my arms in the air and looked upward, pulling every breath inside of me forward to scream, "WHY?" It was then that I felt the gooey plop on my forehead.

I tilted my head cautiously back, involuntarily squinting my eyes in expectation of more goo trying to land on me. Through the haze of my squinting, I managed to make out a jar of orange marmalade, hovering above me.

"Yum, Orange marmalade!" I exclaimed, not realizing at the time that marmalade should not actually hover. "I would love a plate of warm scones to go with that."

I thought on this for a second, and then concluded, "however, scones would be quite offended by that duck sitting near me". I waved at the duck, who was wearing a tie in the most lovely shade of red.

The duck tried to steal my wallet to make sure I was using my income to benefit it. Sadly, I did not have my wallet with me.

Reflexively, I patted myself down in a half attempt to locate my missing wallet, knowing before I even started that I wouldn't find it on me. Between furry feet, evil watches, bums, crabs and ducks, I had lost my wallet - today was proving to be very (tiring, frustrating, twisted) eventful.

Suddenly, a stunning woman with long black hair, pail skin, deep blue eyes, and flowing white robes appeared next to me. She started whispering something to me, and I totally hate when people don't speak up, so I clinched my fist and swung as hard as I could.

Of a sudden she disappeared, and in her stead there was a piece of paper with a hasty message written across it: Two doors stand before you [Two, wooden doors suddenly drop from the sky and land with a loud THUMP!], which will you choo-choo choose? The doors smelled lemony fresh.

The lemony freshness was intriguing to me since, after all, nobody uses lemons on doors anymore. With a simply shrug I decided to choose the door shaped like a pumpkin and reached for the knob.

My hand shot backwards almost immediately, drawing my mind back to elementary school fire safety week; the knob was burning hot! My mind went racing, being a hero at heart, should I try to save whomever was inside, if anyone, or should I choose the other door?

Thinking quickly, I scooped up some marmalade from my forehead and rubbed it on the door handle. The orange and lemon reacted violently, melting the door-handle, whereupon the door swung open ...

Two staircases stood behind the doorway, one to the right in a fiery red hue going up, the other to the left in a cool blue hue going down. The blue staircase had thick fog rolling off the handrails and down into a dark abyss. A pair of gloves lay on the second step going down.

I quickly decided to grab the gloves, obviously belonging to a rabbit. Whose? Which? I couldn't sayeasily, and there was little time. I raced down the red staircase and up the blue, and then, realizing my mistake, up the red with 1/2 chance and up the blue with the other 1/2.