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Magejutsu
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Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 166 Location: USA
MercenaryMuffin wrote:
IMMA ToADALY PWNZ U GUYZ WIF MIE GOdzZiLa!~!!! LOLZ I NO WuT TH3 MONStAR RLY IZ!!1!@!
AHHH ITS ZILLA HUH!!! I KN3W IT!!!!1111ONEELEVENONEONEONE11ELVENTYTWO!!!!
OR MAYBE STAY PUFT?
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:22 am
Animaniac
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Joined: 03 Oct 2007 Posts: 389
Oddly enough.. I think you can find figures of all of those in a near scale... some crazy collecter geek needs to do this...
Zilla, Stay-Puft, Voltron, Cthulhu, MGP, and a lion either in a police lineup "Now, ma'am, which of these here perps squished your boyfriend and the Brooklyn bridge?" or a no DQ hardcore elimination match, winner takes manhatten.
_________________It is by Slusho alone I set my zoom in motion.
It is by the katei no mitsu that thoughts acquire happiness,
the tongue acquires flavor. The flavor becomes more than 6.
It is by Slusho alone I set my zoom in motion.
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:00 am
randythered
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Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 191 Location: Mumbai, India
Bet you 20 bucks the lion would win.
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:01 am
Animaniac
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Joined: 03 Oct 2007 Posts: 389
randythered wrote:
Bet you 20 bucks the lion would win.
Hmm.. depends on who's booking.
We have four heels Zilla, MGP and Cthulhu and two faces, assuming the Lion as a face, since most lion depictions go that way (Aslan, Simba, Cowardly, etc.)
Cthulhu's the monster to beat, so Lion and Voltron (who also has a Lion motif, and probably tags w/ Lion on the midcard) gang up on Cthulhu to start, missiles and paw swipes back him into the corner, Zilla and MGP mix it up in the center of the ring with Big Bites and tail swipes while Stay-Puft bides his time, looking friendly (he's not) and working the crowd. MGP's reach starts to tell on Zilla who is getting backed toward the ropes.
Meanwhile Cthulhu starts no-selling the faces attacks, tentacles getting wiggly as he does his Rising from R'yleh build up routine, the faces are backing up a bit, looking scared.
Suddenly Stay-puft goes up on the turnbuckle and drops the double flying elbow on MGP from behind while he was distracted by 'Zilla, knocking the Chuai Terror down! He goes up again! Big Top Turnbuckle Belly Splash from Stay-Puft! MGP looks hurt!
Back on the other side of the ring the faces run for the far rope, Voltron stops, Lion off the rope and launched by Voltron! It's THE BIG POUNCE! Caught by Cthulhu! He caught the big pounce! Lion's in trouble as Cthulhu devours his mortal soul! It's The Necronomikamikazi! Lion is OUT!
Stay-puft works the crowd, gloating over MGP "That the @#$% right there!"
Bam! Flying drop kick from 'Zilla into Cthulhu! Cthulhu down to one knee! (I think thats a knee..) A thumbs up from Zilla to Voltron! FACE TURN BY ZILLA! The crowd goes wild! The crowd is chanting! GOD-ZILLA GOD-ZILLA! Lasers from Voltron and a tail strike from Godzilla takes out the other knee. Cthulhu's getting back up.. he's shaky... Voltron's going for his finisher.. starting the long set up.. can Cthulhu recover in time.. NO! ENERGY SWORD! ENERGY SWORD! Cthulhu is in Pieces, He's out for this match, but he'll reform soon, I'm sure!
Stay-puft goes for the cover but he's caught by MGP's foreleg hand around his fat neck! MGP was playing possum! He's up! 40 STORY CHOKESLAM! He covers, but pulls Stay-puft up at the 2 count with an evil grin.. Big Stomp! Creepy people-suckle tentacle bashes! MGP is going to town on the Peoples Destroyer! Stay-puft is against the turnbuckle! That sailor suit may make him look like he's a lightweight, but that marshmallow body can take a huge amount of punishment!
From Behind! The Electro-Force Cross into MGP! He's knocked into the turnbuckle with Stay-Puft! GodZilla to center of the ring.. Lighting across his backplates! He's going for the Atomic Energy Breath! MGP recovers, stumbles and Irish Whips Stay-puft into Godzilla as he fires! STAY-PUFT GOES UP LIKE FLASHPAPER! The Marshmallow Madman from Midtown is out of the fight!
The two faces square off against Mister Grumpypants, his extended reach and size keeping them back as they circle each other cautiously. A murmur in the crowd... What's This! It's The Mighty Mega-Zord, but he's banned from the building tonight! He's got a steel chair! He lays out Voltron from behind! POWER-SWORD! Voltron's down! Mega-Zord takes a powder as security chases after him!
Godzilla's distracted and MGP rears back! HUD CHOMP! MGP takes Godzilla's down to mat in the submission but he (she?!) refuses to submit! Godzilla battles back up to one knee, MGP Shakes his head, angling for more pressure! Tentacle Strikes hit only armored scales, but Clover has the angle and forces him down.. Ref in to lift the arm, drops once.... drop twices... lift again.. Godzilla's stunty arm stays up! He's on one knee!.. He's grabbed the creepy arm-tentacle things! He's got MGP up! Fireman's Carry to an overhead lift! He's going for the Big Drop! MGP floats over! Tail Slash pushes Zilla into the turnbuckle!.. Running Back Splash and Rub from Clover! IT'S THE PARASITES!! Parasite Eye-gouge! Godzilla screeching! MGP has him by the neck! He's dragging him up the Turnbuckle, setting him up!!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!! TOP ROPE 40 STORY CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE SPANISH BROADCASTER'S TABLE!!!!! GODZILLA IS DOWN!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!
_________________It is by Slusho alone I set my zoom in motion.
It is by the katei no mitsu that thoughts acquire happiness,
the tongue acquires flavor. The flavor becomes more than 6.
It is by Slusho alone I set my zoom in motion.
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:44 am
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt
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You put WAAAAY too much time into that.
However, I have zero room to talk because I READ all of that.
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:57 am
Magejutsu
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Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 166 Location: USA
haha brilliant
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:04 am
randythered
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@animaniac
Brilliant. But as Lambo said. You have WAYYYY too much time. Good read though
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:24 am
Animaniac
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Joined: 03 Oct 2007 Posts: 389
Thanks. and don't worry about it messing up my free time.. I wrote it on company time..
_________________It is by Slusho alone I set my zoom in motion.
It is by the katei no mitsu that thoughts acquire happiness,
the tongue acquires flavor. The flavor becomes more than 6.
It is by Slusho alone I set my zoom in motion.
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:02 pm
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt
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Animaniac wrote:
Thanks. and don't worry about it messing up my free time.. I wrote it on company time..
Even better.
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:12 pm
Caerwiden
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:O
*the crowd goes wild*
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:31 pm
randythered
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*crowd chants - MGP, MGP, MGP!*
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:45 pm
unicron supreme
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this has gotten a little out of hand...
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:22 am
randythered
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MGP attacks the ref! He is on fire people!
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:42 am
Tocom
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Joined: 15 Feb 2008 Posts: 28
jublets wrote:
Mr. GrumpyPantz wrote:
Magejutsu wrote:
Noctile wrote:
yea i cant wait to play with mgp killing teh city RAWR!@!
haha XD jk...
!!!!!!
WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER!! YOU CAN BE VOLTRON!!!! XD
CAN I PLEH??//??? I WANT 2 BE TEH CETHULOO!!!
I CALL TEH LYONS!
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EDIT: It won't show....I enabled it and even converted it into an image...wtf?
EDIT again: nvm
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:59 am
MercenaryMuffin
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Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 214 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Pure genius!
That was awesome. I could almost hear J.R. shouting the match out. "OH MY GAWD!!! WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!"
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:13 am
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