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waitress#2
Entrenched
Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 873
2 new emails from piginabeard -
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ATTELS ON HOLD FOR TONITE (OR AT LEEST RITE NOW)
HARMIES AT RISK FOR GETTING SEVEAR PENELTEAS FOR FAILING TO ATTACK:
PRIVATE PORKBUTT
SGT. BACONBITS
CORPORAL HAMHOCK
THE LAST TOO I LISTAD ARE IN SAME BATTEL AND NOT ONE SHOT HAS BEEN FRIED!
HAY GUYS, THIS IS A WAR NOT A PEESE CONVENTION YOU HIPPEYS
START DOENG SOMETHING VERY SOON YOU PEOPEL I LISTED OR THEIR WILL BE GREAT
CONSAQUENSES
ALL OTHER HARMIES, IF BATTEL PAGE SAYS IT IS YORU TURN, SEND IN YOUR
ATTACK CHOICE AND RESULTS WILL BE LISTID WHEN THEY HAPPIN
IF DOES NOT SAY IT IS YORU TURN ON BATTEL PAGE THEN DONT SEND IN ATTACK
CHOICE OKEY PEOPLE ALREADY?
THE BATTELFIELDS ARE SLIELENT FOR NOW
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THAT LAST EMALE MEANS ITS BREAK TIEM DURING WAR
ALL BATTELS ON HOLD AS FLAVORED SMOAK CLEARS OUT FROM BATTELFIELD AND PIG
SLODIERS TAKE A DRINK FROM THEIR GREASE CANTEENS
IF IT IS YORU TURN YOU CAN STILL SNED IN ATTACK AND RESULTS WILL SHOW UP
ON BATTEL PAGE WHEN BATTEL RESOOMS MABEY TONITE MABEY TOMORROW MRONING
HOO KNOWS?
IT IS HARED TO SAY WHEN PIGS START SHOOTENG AT EACH OTHAR AGAIN
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:28 pm
Jain
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 462 Location: Texas
HAMWAR IS BACK ON! TAKE UR SHOT MAGICPIG!!!!!!!1!!
_________________Glass Heaven ~ Kora <3
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:28 pm
Palm
Unfictologist
Joined: 06 Jun 2007 Posts: 1360 Location: North of Key West
Yes, war is back on! Waiting for Piglet Of Propaganda to attack.
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:41 pm
ThisProteanSoul
Decorated
Joined: 26 Jul 2007 Posts: 184 Location: FL
I did a while ago. Fail again. Told you I have terrible luck. XD
Looks like there's a bit of a break while PigInABeard goes to have some breakfast, but the war will be back on when he returns.
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Playing: HaMWaR (Piglet Of Propaganda ) and The Human Pet
Played: Sammeeeee II and Silverladder
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:10 pm
ALISDAIRPARK
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Nov 2005 Posts: 1646 Location: Everywhere else
... and another break. My fight is so evenly matched there's no saying who will make it through. (Damn you Jain with your magic).
As a suggestion to build some community into the war, and keep it interesting for the defeated ones - I think defeated Generals should then serve the victor, e.g. help find kloos etc. What does everyone think?
EDIT: Wars back on.
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:38 pm
Jain
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 462 Location: Texas
Sure, you can help people after you're defeated. How nice of you!
Bwah hah ha!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:44 am
ALISDAIRPARK
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Nov 2005 Posts: 1646 Location: Everywhere else
Fool ! I was offering you a chance to serve me! Not many get that offer, however so far you are proving to almost be a worthy oppenent ...
edit - looks like 3 armies are going out soon due to lack of action, and of those that are playing looks like Corn Colonel (shouldn't that be the other way round?) and Private Hamslice won't last much longer as both are now down to 30ish pigs...
edit 2 - damn my luck is terrible in this war. Think I'm getting a little shell-shocked
edit third - and so two battles are now decided. Congrats to Captain Hairpig who's through to the next round. I wonder what will happen for the winner between Corn Colonel and Bacon Spy? Maybe the winner will get straight to round 3?
edit quatro - Oh well they both get through, but have to fight each other again. Also Piginadress is out! Who would have put money on that!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:25 am
Jain
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 462 Location: Texas
Ok I am back from the convention and sent off my attack. Sorry for holding us up a bit. Looks like I missed a lot of action - some hArmies are through to the next round!
_________________Glass Heaven ~ Kora <3
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:36 pm
ALISDAIRPARK
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Nov 2005 Posts: 1646 Location: Everywhere else
oooh if you're lucky you might have just caught the 24 hours.... otherwise 3 shots for me!!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:06 pm
Jain
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 462 Location: Texas
I hope I made it. The hotel wanted $10.95 to use the internet! Damn you Hilton!!
_________________Glass Heaven ~ Kora <3
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:15 pm
ALISDAIRPARK
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Nov 2005 Posts: 1646 Location: Everywhere else
I hope you didn't !!
EDIT: I emailed Piginadress to see how she was...she replied:
Quote:
TEH SPAM FACTOREE IS NOT A NICE PLACE FOR A PERTEE PIGGEE LIEK ME! I AM NOTW JUST A GHOST OF A PIGGIRL IN A DRESSE!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDE WORDS AND CONCERNE!
<3
GHOST OF PIAD
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:24 pm
Leyton Stone
I Have No Life
Joined: 08 Dec 2007 Posts: 2302 Location: London (NOT Ontario!)
Man I am ONE LUCKY P.I.G!
Wheewwwweee!
All my hits seem to be succeeding ^.^
_________________PM'd: Chryo-Pharm. || ITFS. || Weirdnessicity/Lif3. ||
Playing: Help me find something!
Watching: Nothing yet...
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:29 pm
Magus00
Entrenched
Joined: 18 Dec 2007 Posts: 838 Location: 10 Cloverfield Lane
It is good to be free of the plague.
Who is Warrant Officer WarHammer?
_________________Ya got whacked 'cause you're weak.
Going my way?
P.S. Lambo_Diablo_Svtt makes awesome signs. Cheer him on! Or else...or else...I'll think of something.
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:15 pm
smile
Veteran
Joined: 04 Oct 2003 Posts: 129 Location: Manchester, England
First Sergeant FlyingPig - you're having the worst luck ^_^
100 - 5 woot woot, my ham cape is made of WIN
_________________" If Ignorance is Bliss, take this smile from my face "
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:43 pm
Fusebox
Decorated
Joined: 01 Aug 2007 Posts: 155
BUBONIC PLAUGE HAZ LEFT MY TROOPS WITH A SHEILD OF WIN & LUCK OF TEH SMILING HAMGODZ 4 ME 2 ACHEEVE VICTORIOUS!!!!!!!!!!111
-- Major Porkchop.
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:44 am
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